Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people." Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?
When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party
When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,
When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt
Page topic: when life gives you lemons sayings, quotes and jokes.
these joke tell us the different ways they will behave if atall they are blessed with a gift.
be it money,children,etc
some will thank God,others will think that they worked for it others will take is as a forum to insult others
when life gives you lemons,scream and run, its scary
stil west Says:
January 18th, 2010 at 8:23 am
juc luk in e mirror n sae a dnt deserve lemons bt sumthin sweet
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:50 pm
When Life gives you lemons throw them back and demand skittles
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:52 pm
when life gives you lemons …..make grape juice and sit back relax and let the world wonder how the heck u did it
February 14th, 2010 at 1:49 am
when life gives you lemons put them in your enemy’s food and say it’s onion
February 18th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
When life gives you Lemons make Grape Juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it!
February 18th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
When life gives you lemon ask if you can have Salt and tequlia to go with it!
Ainsley Hayes Says:
March 8th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
When life hands you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a tv, trade the tv for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome (yeah, I know, wtf), trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies…yeah I don’t know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.
March 18th, 2010 at 9:45 am
when life gives you lemons throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you dont get tazed.
created by a bored self…
March 24th, 2010 at 1:45 am
When life gives you lemons, add salt and suck up that sucka!
March 27th, 2010 at 9:43 am
when life hands you lemons, keep ‘em, cuz hey, free lemons!
April 5th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
When life gives you lemons… put them in your fruit bowl.
April 7th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
When life hands you lemons, you’d better wait for some sugar, or your gonna have some nasty lemonade!
The Katie Says:
April 15th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
When life hands you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for eating all the good fruit.
April 19th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
When Life gives you lemons, you really need to start rethinking you carrer
ok well here are some
make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it
throw them away! WHO THE FRICK gives lemons out?
make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it’ll be real shitty unless life gave you sugar too
go lemon yur teachers house
find someone whos life gives them ice cream
just shuttup and eat yur damn lemons
sqush the lemons on the ground and yell eat that life!
sell them on ebay
ask for the receipt
throw them at exspensive cars
drop them and u will have lemon drops.. yum
whos life and where is he getting all these lemons to throw at people
keep them its free lemons
throw them at cops, run like hell, and hope u dont get tazed
throw the lemons back and say make yur own freaken lemonade
When life gives us lemons and for some reason we can’t make lemonade, then seek out that special person to whom life has handed vodka and invite a party. Or if you prefer to be self-reliant and independent, pull out the right recipe for a lemon cake. The secret is to turn bitter into sweet and darkness into light.
July 18th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder!
July 18th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE!
July 22nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
if life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt someone in the eye!
July 22nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm
When life gives you lemons, hide behind something and throw em at people.
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
When life gives you lemons, hit your sister with them then hide from your parents.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide, then sell it to life. Use the profits to buy a large kitchen knife to cut up more lemons and make more lemonaide. Sell that to life then stab life with the knife and see if he makes THAT mistake again.
when life gives you lemons, throw throw skittles at life and tell him to taste the freaking rainbow.
when life gives you lemons, well who are we kidding life is too cheap to give us nothing.
November 30th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
When life gives you lemons say, oh yeah I like lemons, what else ya got?
me me Says:
December 3rd, 2010 at 6:14 pm
when life gives you lemons…re-gift them
December 5th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
When life gives you lemons say eff the lemons and bail
December 6th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
When life gives you lemons, go on the internet and be like LOL LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS, WAT DO?
December 8th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Hahaha, I love these.
December 8th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
When life gives you lemons, there’s two options
1. if you’re poor, keep em’, there’s good nutrients in them.
2. If you don’t need em’, give them to someone else who does.
Ill Bill Says:
December 13th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Momma said when life gives you lemons make lemonade
Take a piss in it and serve it to the people that you hate
Niffy James Says:
December 15th, 2010 at 11:30 am
When Life Gives you lemon,be thankful cuz hell no is it going to give you an Apple product
December 15th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
When life gives you lemons, dump them on 3rd world countries at very low prices, undercutting local farmers and preventing them from developing their economies and call yourself an agricultural subsidy.
December 18th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
when life gives you lemons, keep them, because you never know when you need something to throw at someone.
December 19th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
when life gives you lemons,ehn,i’m more of a grape person
Anonymous Noodle Says:
December 20th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
If life gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!
December 20th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
When Life Gives you money tell it you’re jealous because you wanted lemons like everybody else!
December 27th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
if life gives you lemons, keep them because, hey , free lemons
December 29th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.
January 4th, 2011 at 9:52 pm
When life gives you lemons, don’t take it… It’s a conspiracy!!! ..why would anyone give you something for free in today’s world
February 1st, 2011 at 4:28 pm
When life goves you lemons, find a really hot chick who will do ANYTHING for a lemon.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:35 pm
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS HAVE A LEMON AID STAND
February 4th, 2011 at 3:15 am
when life gives you lemons…keep ‘em cause hey,Free Lemons!
February 6th, 2011 at 1:53 am
When life gives you lemons, just remove lemons from you grocery list!
When life gives you lemons, keep them. In 100 years, you’ll be the only one with lemons because global warming will kill all the lemon trees.
When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how a non-tangible thing like life can physically hand you something.
April 24th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
When life gives you lemons, ask what fan fiction they came from
created by: ME!!!(just now lol)
May 1st, 2011 at 11:49 am
when life gives you lemons ask for skittles
when life gives you skittles go throw them at people yelling TASK THE RANBOW!
Cave Johnson Says:
May 2nd, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Alright, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade (Yeah.), make life take the lemons back! (Yeah.) Get mad(Yeah!) I don’t want your damn lemons, what am i supposed to do with these!? (Yeah, take the lemons…) Demand to see life’s manager!(Yeah!) Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who i am!? I’m the man whose going to burn your house down, with the lemons (Oh, I like this guy.) I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that burns your house down! (BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!) (Burning people, he says what we’re all thinking!)
May 2nd, 2011 at 11:59 pm
if life gives you lemons, repeat the phrase “trick or TREAT”, with an emphasis on the “treat” =) hehe