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When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes
Everyoneโs heard it at one point in their lifeโฆ โWhen life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasnโt been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though heโs mostly known for writing the famous book โHow to win friends and influence people." Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?
When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell โEAT THAT, LIFE!
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party
When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,
When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through lifeโs window and run away.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt
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January 8th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
โฆโฆโฆWhen life give you lemons, throw them back and say
I WANT CANDY!
(not created by me)
January 11th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
when life gives you lemons, sticking them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger
(not created by me)
February 25th, 2009 at 2:28 am
I heard something like this on a movie: When life gives you lemons just say F it and do domething else..
March 11th, 2009 at 1:22 am
haha Kusai, it was the burnt out surfer dude from forgetting sarah marshallโฆfunny movie.
March 17th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
When life gives you melons, you know your dyslexic ;]
March 20th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
When life gives you lemons make a sour face & see how many babies will cry! Victory upon them! :)
April 5th, 2009 at 7:47 am
when life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I WANTED EDWARD CULLENS!!
April 8th, 2009 at 1:30 am
When life gives you lemons, make grapes juice, then sit back, relax and let the whole world wonder how the hell you did it.
April 16th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
When life gives you lemons, shove them up its nose
April 25th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes and run away.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I want a cookie!
April 29th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
when life gives you lemons, throw them at people with expensive cars
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
when life gives you lemons, keep them and clone them into super lemons. yea.
May 18th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
when god gives you lemonsโฆ FIND A NEW GOD
May 26th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
when life gives you lemons you put them up your butt and ask for more.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.
Then find teh guy thatโs getting Vodka and through a party, and for Godโs sakes donโt forget to invite me.
June 20th, 2009 at 9:02 am
I normally hear those jokes with god and not life
like: When God Gives You Lemons Its Time To Get Another God
June 21st, 2009 at 6:33 pm
When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.
July 6th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
when life gives you lemons throw them back and ask for cookies
when life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies
July 9th, 2009 at 3:00 am
Um I heard this one from a friend:::::
Who the hell is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl!
July 9th, 2009 at 3:02 am
I heard this one from a friend:
who the heck is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl?!
July 11th, 2009 at 2:45 am
when life gives you lemons know he is just trying to get rid of youโฆ
created by mwa!
July 13th, 2009 at 8:49 am
when life hands u lemons make lemonade but when life hands u a sailor make navy brats
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
When life gives you lemonsโฆLemon fight!
August 24th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
some of these are funny but some arent those who arent, stop trying to be funny
September 21st, 2009 at 6:46 pm
unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck
September 24th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
When life gives you lemons, cut a hole in the lemons and smoke it.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:52 am
When life gives you lemons, you probably deserved it.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
โwhen a guy named life gives you lemons, throw them back because they were probably stolen.โ
-melissa :]
October 30th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
And unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gunna suck.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Aw, Kayla, you took mine
jkjk lol
November 13th, 2009 at 8:18 am
When life gives you lemons you throw skittles at life and tell it to taste the effin rainbow!
November 16th, 2009 at 7:50 am
these joke tell us the different ways they will behave if atall they are blessed with a gift.
be it money,children,etc
some will thank God,others will think that they worked for it others will take is as a forum to insult others
November 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am
When life gives you lemons,be grateful and share with others.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
When life gives you lemons, GIVE LEMONS LIFE!
November 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
when life gives you lemons, say: โWhat the hell am I supposed to do with this?!โ
November 19th, 2009 at 8:23 am
When life give you lemons, grab the tooth picks and make a lemon man.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 am
when life gives you lemons, get a knife, cut them in half, then squirt them in some carbonated water and VOILA! you got Lemon water!
November 28th, 2009 at 1:22 am
They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonadeโฆbut what happens if you donโt have the sugar?
November 28th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:04 am
If life gives you lemons donโt make lemonade, squirt them on lobsters.
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:34 am
When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy a machine gun, we will see if life makes the same mistake twice
December 11th, 2009 at 2:08 am
When life gives you lemons find some Tequila and u will have one hell of a nite
December 17th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
When life gives you lemons,,,, throw em at the mean people and hope it gets in their eyes:)
December 17th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
when life gives you lemons throw them at the person talking about god when we are trying to talk about lemons
December 19th, 2009 at 2:44 am
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Meringe Pie
December 19th, 2009 at 2:59 am
When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringe pie.
December 25th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
When life hands you lemons you must be on drugs
December 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
when life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell โyou cheapskate!!!!i wanted chocolates!!โ
December 29th, 2009 at 12:59 am
i invented this one but my friend says theres also a t-shirt
When life gives you lemons, keep themโฆ
Because hey, free lemons!
And alsoโฆ
When life gives you lemons, stop talking about lemons and start getting laid.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:05 am
when life gives you lemons, start a lemonade stand and buy a machine gun with your profits, lets see if life makes the same mistake twice
January 1st, 2010 at 11:14 pm
when life give you lemons, say โWHYYY!!!!โ
January 1st, 2010 at 11:15 pm
when life gives you lemons, throw them at people because you have nothing else better to do with them
January 4th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
when life gives u lemonsโฆgo find a beer!!
January 12th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
when life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun
See if life will make the same mistake again
January 14th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
When Life gives you lemons, thank god it wasnโt a bag of flaming poop!!!!
January 15th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
when life gives u lemons grab a marker and draw funny faces on them and have urself a lil puppet sho
January 15th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
when life gives you lemons make lemonade
when life gives you diabetes, dont make lemonade
January 15th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
when life gives you lemons,scream and run, its scary
January 18th, 2010 at 8:23 am
juc luk in e mirror n sae a dnt deserve lemons bt sumthin sweet
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:50 pm
When Life gives you lemons throw them back and demand skittles
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:52 pm
when life gives you lemons โฆ..make grape juice and sit back relax and let the world wonder how the heck u did it
February 14th, 2010 at 1:49 am
when life gives you lemons put them in your enemyโs food and say itโs onion
February 18th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
When life gives you Lemons make Grape Juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it!
February 18th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
When life gives you lemon ask if you can have Salt and tequlia to go with it!
March 8th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
When life hands you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a tv, trade the tv for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome (yeah, I know, wtf), trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and suppliesโฆyeah I donโt know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.
March 18th, 2010 at 9:45 am
when life gives you lemons throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you dont get tazed.
created by a bored selfโฆ
March 24th, 2010 at 1:45 am
When life gives you lemons, add salt and suck up that sucka!
March 27th, 2010 at 9:43 am
when life hands you lemons, keep โem, cuz hey, free lemons!
April 5th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
When life gives you lemonsโฆ put them in your fruit bowl.
April 7th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
When life hands you lemons, youโd better wait for some sugar, or your gonna have some nasty lemonade!
April 15th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
When life hands you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for eating all the good fruit.
April 19th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
When Life gives you lemons, you really need to start rethinking you carrer
April 21st, 2010 at 8:17 pm
when life throws you lemons throw them back and tell life to make its own freakinโ lemonade !!
April 26th, 2010 at 8:35 am
When life gives you lemons..squirt them in somebodyโs eyes and run like hell!
April 27th, 2010 at 11:20 am
When life gives you lemonsโฆsell em on ebay
April 29th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
ok well here are some
make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it
throw them away! WHO THE FRICK gives lemons out?
make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause itโll be real shitty unless life gave you sugar too
go lemon yur teachers house
find someone whos life gives them ice cream
just shuttup and eat yur damn lemons
sqush the lemons on the ground and yell eat that life!
sell them on ebay
ask for the receipt
throw them at exspensive cars
drop them and u will have lemon drops.. yum
whos life and where is he getting all these lemons to throw at people
keep them its free lemons
throw them at cops, run like hell, and hope u dont get tazed
throw the lemons back and say make yur own freaken lemonade
May 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 pm
When Life gives you lemons, donโt forget to say Thank You :)
x
May 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 pm
When life gives you lemonsโฆJUGGLE!
:) xx
May 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 pm
When life gives you lemons, giftwrap them and give them to yo mama for xmas :)
xx
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:24 pm
when life hands you lemons plant the seeds and make more trees.
May 5th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
When life gives you lemons dress up like life and hand them off to someone else
May 5th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for limes!
May 6th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in somones eyes and steal thier money.
May 11th, 2010 at 9:51 am
when life gives you lemons.. go shopping for some lobster ;)
May 11th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
when life gives you lemons, squirt them in her eye because lifes a bitch..when life gives you lemons make lemon juice because she didnt give you the water or sugar to make lemon ade.
May 12th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
when life gives you lemons, hide them..
May 14th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
โWhen LIFE gives you lemons, sell them and ask for moreโฆโ
May 15th, 2010 at 4:10 am
When life gives you lemons, laugh at the guy who got the bag of dog poo.
May 15th, 2010 at 11:29 am
When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Letโs see if life makes the same mistake twice.โ
May 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
dows everyone have to use the same jokes, be original peopleโฆ
when life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery to shock people with
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:14 am
when life gives u lemons tell him 2 go get screwed cuz, i mean, what kind of person gives people LEMONS 4 presents?
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 am
when life gives u lemonsโฆ. MAKE FRANKENLEMONS!!!!!!!!
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:16 am
wen life gives u a cat called lemons giv it some food
May 27th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
when life give u lemons throw skittles at it and say taste the effin rainbow (made by a freind)
June 1st, 2010 at 8:13 pm
When life give you lemons, dont forget to ask for salt and a Corona.
June 4th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
When life give you lemonsโฆgo for some salt and sugar then make a tasty lemonade!
June 6th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
When life gives you lemons, say thank you and when he leaves put em in the back with the rest of the crappy gifts :) (created by me)
June 6th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
When life gives you lemons, keep them. Hey, theyโre free lemons!
June 14th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
When life gives you lemons, feed them to your kids for your own amusement.
June 18th, 2010 at 11:05 am
When life gives you lemons,squeeze it in someones eyes and hall ass!!
June 24th, 2010 at 12:04 am
whel life gives you lemosn, make lemonade. But in order to do that life would have to give you sugarโฆ
ENJOY YOUR LEMON JUICE
June 25th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
when god gives you lemons you better ask what the hell to do with them because we all know what happened last time somebody screwed with his fruit
June 27th, 2010 at 2:45 am
When God gives you lemons, cut a lemon in half, shove the halves in your eyes and ask yourself, โWHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!?โ :)
June 29th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
When life gives you lemons, throw them back with the other lemons. Obiousley, you did not learn your lesson the first time.
June 30th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
When life hands you lemons, make the nastiest lemonade possible, then force life to drink it slowly!
July 1st, 2010 at 7:17 pm
when life gives you lemons, squirt them on some ones eyes, laugh and run.
July 7th, 2010 at 2:42 am
When life hands you lemons โฆ.. ask how the hell it found your house
July 13th, 2010 at 3:29 am
When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun and see if life makes the same mistake twice.
July 14th, 2010 at 6:08 am
When life gives you lemons, DEMAND SECONDS!!!
July 17th, 2010 at 3:27 am
When life gives us lemons and for some reason we canโt make lemonade, then seek out that special person to whom life has handed vodka and invite a party. Or if you prefer to be self-reliant and independent, pull out the right recipe for a lemon cake. The secret is to turn bitter into sweet and darkness into light.
July 18th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder!
July 18th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE!
July 22nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
if life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt someone in the eye!
July 22nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm
When life gives you lemons, hide behind something and throw em at people.
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
When life gives you lemons, hit your sister with them then hide from your parents.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide, then sell it to life. Use the profits to buy a large kitchen knife to cut up more lemons and make more lemonaide. Sell that to life then stab life with the knife and see if he makes THAT mistake again.
when life gives you lemons, throw throw skittles at life and tell him to taste the freaking rainbow.
July 25th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
When life gives you lemons,twitter it
July 25th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
When life gives you lemons,myspace it
July 29th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
when life gives you lemonsโฆ meh.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:35 am
When life gives u lemons, throw the lemons in lifes face, steal its wallet, go buy limes and then drink tequila with Ur friends
August 6th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
When life attempts to give you lemons, reject them and ask for a Kool-Aid packet instead. :)
By moi!!
August 8th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and dare someone to chug it!
August 10th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
when life hands you lemons, throw them back at life and tell them to make their own stinking lemonade
August 13th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice at your enemies.
August 16th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
When life hands you lemons, take a picture of himโฆ because I wanna see what he looks like.
August 16th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
when life hands you lemons, take a picture of him, because I wanna see what he looks like!
August 20th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
When life gives you lemons and youโre one of those people deathly allergic to lemons, youโre really screwed.
August 22nd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then throw it in the personโs face until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
August 28th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
When life throws you lemons, standby the Corona will followโฆ..
August 31st, 2010 at 8:33 am
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons, you are one lucky man.
September 2nd, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Ahhh, when life hands you lemons.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:22 pm
when life gives you lemons, start a lemonstand and make some money! :)
September 5th, 2010 at 12:53 am
when life gives you lemons, you know your on some hallucinogenic drug =)
September 5th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
When life gives you lime look at them in the face and ask if they ran out of lemons. When they say yes laugh in their fave and throw all the lemons you got befor at it and laugh even harder.
I made this up hope u like it!
September 6th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
when life gives you lemons , google the previous sentence , and youโll have lotโs of options on what to do with them .
September 9th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
When life hands you lemons, slice one open, take out the seeds, dry them, then plant them, then wait about 15 years and youโll have your own lemon tree. Oh what were you gonna do? Make lemonaide?
September 9th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
When life hands you lemons, say hello and ask the one about the movies he was in. Jack Lemon that is.
September 12th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
When life gives you lemons, you paint them gold :D
September 14th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
when life gives you lemons.. put them inna sock and BEAT SOMEBODY!
September 18th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
When life gives you lemons throw them at the people making lemonade.
September 24th, 2010 at 4:55 am
Oh donโt worry, Lifeโs gonna run out of lemons soon, cause global warmingโs gonna kill all the lemon trees
September 25th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
When life throws you lemons,make orange juiceโฆ..
thatโll show them
September 30th, 2010 at 12:40 am
When life gives you lemonsโฆ
DONโT MAKE A DRY JOKE ABOUT IT! -Just sit down and eat themโฆ
September 30th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
โWhen life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it at a person till they give you an orange you originally asked for.โ
by โJaceโ character in The Mortalsโ Instruments series.
October 9th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
When life give you lemons throw them back and ask where the heck is the sugar?!
October 9th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
when life gives you lemons keepโem,because hey, free lemons!
October 17th, 2010 at 2:20 am
when life gives yue lemons squeeze them in ppls eyes and run for yur life!!! :D
October 17th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
when life gives you lemons, make grape juice & watch the world wonder how you did it..;)
October 18th, 2010 at 4:21 am
When life gives you lemons you say, well, the other thing that I had before lemons wasnโt that good in retrospect so in reality I guess these lemons are just a chance of beginning anew.
October 18th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
When life gives you lemons, make smores!
October 18th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
When life gives you limes ask โWhere the hell are my lemons?!โ
When life gives you lemons, have life arrested for trying to bribe you.
October 19th, 2010 at 3:05 am
When life gives you lemons, duck and let them hit the person behind you.
October 22nd, 2010 at 6:48 am
when life gives you lemonsโฆ..say iโm not paying 4 that!
October 23rd, 2010 at 6:31 am
When life gives you lemons, take them. โฆcause hey, free lemons!!
October 25th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and make that damn lemonade!
October 25th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
When life gives you Edward Cullen, stomp on his face and demand Draco Malfoy
October 30th, 2010 at 10:39 am
My own: When life gives you lemons; plant the seeds and sell the offspringโฆ
November 3rd, 2010 at 5:52 am
When life gives you โLemonsโ, ask for a Japanese-English dictionary.
November 3rd, 2010 at 8:04 pm
When life gives you lemons make lemonadeโฆ Haha life gives out s*** so flush it down the toilet spray a little febreze to hid the small and move on!
November 4th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
when life gives you lemons give them back because theyโre probably stolen.
November 6th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I see this one on Southern Chicks t-shirts:
When life gives me lemons, I put โem in my sweet tea!
November 10th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
If life gives you lemons, you can still make two margaritas. cheers!
November 14th, 2010 at 8:56 am
when life gives you lemons, sqeeze them into a glass of sweet iced tea and thank God you were born a southern girl!
November 16th, 2010 at 11:47 am
when life gives you lemons, get some salt buy a bottle of teqila call your friends,and Lets party,,,,
November 21st, 2010 at 6:05 am
When life gives you lemons, youโll be saved by the buoyancy of citrus
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:59 pm
When life gives you lemons, just be glad it wasnโt something worse. And anyway, I like lemons (:
November 27th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
When life hands you lemons, PUCKER UP and ROLL with emโฆ:o)
November 28th, 2010 at 10:56 pm
When live gives you lemons, click pictures and post it on your Facebook profile.
November 30th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
when life gives you lemons, well who are we kidding life is too cheap to give us nothing.
November 30th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
When life gives you lemons say, oh yeah I like lemons, what else ya got?
December 3rd, 2010 at 6:14 pm
when life gives you lemonsโฆre-gift them
December 5th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
When life gives you lemons say eff the lemons and bail
December 6th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
When life gives you lemons, go on the internet and be like LOL LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS, WAT DO?
December 8th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Hahaha, I love these.
December 8th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
When life gives you lemons, thereโs two options
1. if youโre poor, keep emโ, thereโs good nutrients in them.
2. If you donโt need emโ, give them to someone else who does.
December 13th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Momma said when life gives you lemons make lemonade
Take a piss in it and serve it to the people that you hate
December 15th, 2010 at 11:30 am
When Life Gives you lemon,be thankful cuz hell no is it going to give you an Apple product
December 15th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
When life gives you lemons, dump them on 3rd world countries at very low prices, undercutting local farmers and preventing them from developing their economies and call yourself an agricultural subsidy.
December 18th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
when life gives you lemons, keep them, because you never know when you need something to throw at someone.
December 19th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
when life gives you lemons,ehn,iโm more of a grape person
December 20th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
If life gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!
December 20th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
When Life Gives you money tell it youโre jealous because you wanted lemons like everybody else!
December 27th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
if life gives you lemons, keep them because, hey , free lemons
December 29th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.
January 4th, 2011 at 9:52 pm
When life gives you lemons, donโt take itโฆ Itโs a conspiracy!!! ..why would anyone give you something for free in todayโs world
February 1st, 2011 at 4:28 pm
When life goves you lemons, find a really hot chick who will do ANYTHING for a lemon.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:35 pm
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS HAVE A LEMON AID STAND
February 4th, 2011 at 3:15 am
when life gives you lemonsโฆkeep โem cause hey,Free Lemons!
February 6th, 2011 at 1:53 am
When life gives you lemons, just remove lemons from you grocery list!
February 6th, 2011 at 2:02 pm
when life gives you lemons, find the nearest computer and blog about the experience
February 7th, 2011 at 11:15 am
When life gives you lemons
watch and wank
February 7th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Cause itโs my show you canโt tell me what to do, when life hands me lemons i make a beef stew.
(Andy Milionakis)
February 7th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
When life gives you lemons, if you are a pirate you are saved from scurvy
February 7th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
If life gives you lemons, you have bad karma.
February 8th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
When life gives you lemons, start juggling!
February 10th, 2011 at 2:08 am
When life gives you lemons, dump the damn lemons and get a new life!
February 12th, 2011 at 12:10 am
When life gives you lemons throw them at the person/people that made you mad!!!
February 13th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
โWhen life gives you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.โ -Snorgtees
โWhen life gives you lemons, paint them green and pretend theyโre limes.โ -Me
February 15th, 2011 at 11:04 pm
When life gives you lemons, you tell your facebook friends โHey! Life gave me lemons, beat that suckers!โ
February 16th, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Wwhen life gives you lemons throw them ans yell: โI WANT JUSTIN BIEBER!โ :DDDD
February 18th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
When death gives you lemons you know lifeโs having a day off
February 21st, 2011 at 5:28 pm
When life gives you lemons throw them at Justin Bieber! :)
February 21st, 2011 at 5:32 pm
When life gives you lemons put them in a sock.
February 22nd, 2011 at 2:06 am
When life throws you lemons just be happy he wasnโt thrown rocks
March 1st, 2011 at 1:44 pm
โฆput em in your pants, and do the lemon dance.
March 4th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
When life gives you lemons, shut the hell up and take the fricking lemons. Itโs not like youโre going to be getting anything better.
March 6th, 2011 at 12:16 am
When Life gives you lemonsโฆIt probably means you just found some lemons..
March 7th, 2011 at 1:08 am
When Life Gives you Lemons, ask for a Bowl of Hot water and wash your hands of it.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:59 am
If life would give me lemons, it hates me cause im allergic D:
March 8th, 2011 at 11:20 am
when life gives ya lemons..i dislike lifeโs taste of fruit
March 12th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
When life gives u lemons, THROW EM AT THE HATERZ
March 21st, 2011 at 1:53 pm
when life gives you lemons make them all different colors then sell them to hobos and tell them they are easter eggs
March 23rd, 2011 at 5:54 pm
when life gives you lemons, make pancakes and enjoy
March 28th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
When life hands you lemons, keep them. Who doesnโt love free lemons?
April 6th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
when life gives you lemons, also ask for some blackcurrents, limes, oranges and strawberries and make yourself some skittles vodka! :)yum!
April 10th, 2011 at 1:32 am
when life gives you lemons make a lemon meringue pieโฆand eat the whole thing
April 19th, 2011 at 12:28 am
When life gives you lemons, start a business and monopolize the lemon industry, and soon, youโll be one of the richest person ever
April 19th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
when life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into peoples eyes and make lemonade with their tears.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
No, When life gives you diabetes, make sugar free lemonade
April 21st, 2011 at 6:27 pm
When Life Gives me Lemons I polish them up,stand on a car lot and sell them at an overpriced value =)
April 22nd, 2011 at 11:15 am
When life gives you lemons, keep them. In 100 years, youโll be the only one with lemons because global warming will kill all the lemon trees.
When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how a non-tangible thing like life can physically hand you something.
April 24th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
When life gives you lemons, ask what fan fiction they came from
created by: ME!!!(just now lol)
May 1st, 2011 at 11:49 am
when life gives you lemons ask for skittles
when life gives you skittles go throw them at people yelling TASK THE RANBOW!
May 2nd, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Alright, Iโve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, donโt make lemonade (Yeah.), make life take the lemons back! (Yeah.) Get mad(Yeah!) I donโt want your damn lemons, what am i supposed to do with these!? (Yeah, take the lemonsโฆ) Demand to see lifeโs manager!(Yeah!) Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who i am!? Iโm the man whose going to burn your house down, with the lemons (Oh, I like this guy.) Iโm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that burns your house down! (BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!) (Burning people, he says what weโre all thinking!)
May 2nd, 2011 at 11:59 pm
if life gives you lemons, repeat the phrase โtrick or TREATโ, with an emphasis on the โtreatโ =) hehe
May 3rd, 2011 at 7:54 pm
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say, โGo make your own DAMN lemonade!!!โ
May 7th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
When life gives you lemons, get a knife and cut them in half. I meant life, not the lemons.
May 8th, 2011 at 6:07 am
When life gives you lemons, donโt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I donโt want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see lifeโs manager! Make life rue the day it thought to give me lemons! Do you know who I am? Iโm the man whoโs going to burn your house downโฆ with the lemons! Iโm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.
May 8th, 2011 at 11:47 am
if life gives u lemonsโฆ keep them cuz hey! free lemons!
if life gives u lemonsโฆ throw them bak and demand chocolate!
May 8th, 2011 at 11:33 pm
When life gives you lemons, donโt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donโt want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeโs manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Iโm the man whoโs gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Iโm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
May 10th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonadeโฆ or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:06 pm
When life gives you lemons โ take โem, cos hey, free lemons.
June 19th, 2011 at 9:43 pm
when life gives you lemons, say no thanks i dont take candy from strangers
July 7th, 2011 at 1:34 am
When life gives you lemons , sell them to the highest price (3$/kg) then buy low rate shares, sell them 3 days after when their value is double then buy bonds , sell them after one month then buy the 51% of a low cost rated company based in Africa , change their structure , fire some workers raize the company and then sell it to the highest bider , then buy shares on a construction company based on Dubai , wait for them to start constructing a large Hotel or smthing and then sell your shares after that toy must be a billionaire
repeat when lemons are available again !!!!
danny biz
July 10th, 2011 at 4:06 am
when life gives you lemons โฆโฆ.. keep asking for more until you have millions of them and use them to summon the emperor of darkness and use his powers to extinguish life from those who made your life a living hell and watch their faces as he slowly feast on their pain and suffering, rejoice as you hear their screams and wails of despair and anguishโฆ..
or ya know just throw them back and ask for candies :)
July 11th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
When life give you lemons, mix them up with a bit of sugar and some pinga or vodka and plenty of ice. There you have a perfect caipirinha. Mmmmm delicious!!!!
July 16th, 2011 at 8:35 am
When life gives you lemons, donโt expect all of them to be sour.
July 20th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
When life gives you lemons, DANCE!!!!!!!