Funny Pick up Lines Contest: Vote For your Favorites!
Hundreds of thousands of  visitors have stopped by to read the Best funny pickup lines  page, (the page view counter was added months later) and a hundred have added their own favorites funny pick up lines since the comments and page views plug in were enabled a couple of months ago. In May we will begin voting on the best pick up lines ever.
If you have a great pickup line that you think should be included in the list for voting, add it in comments here or on the Best funny pickup lines  page. The deadline for adding new pick up lines is the end of April (we’ve extended it a month because we’re still getting some new ones). Starting in May, we’ll start the voting, to find what visitors consider to be the very best, funniest, and most effective Pick Up Lines ever.Â
Page topic: Top Funny Pickup Lines: Vote on and rate on your Favorite Pick Up lines here, starting in April.
You remind me of cheese i like cheese.
u look like my gran
she bakes me cookies
i like cookies
so i like you
If I could keep time in a bottle your beautiful face would be mine forever.
gurl yo eyes shine like da moonlight on every star
tension nai leni (don’t take tension)
kiss me than kill me
roses are red
bud lights are blue
when i get drunk
i start to like you
If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together
baby did you fart ’cause you blow me away
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Just enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Joe.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Um…What?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first sight
No
I’ll walk past agen
I’m new in town can you show me directions to your house
R u frm tenesee cus your the only 10 i can c;)
do you like robins? cuz your robbin’ my heart!
your eyes are like two pristine swimming pools.
-and i am very hot, can i go swimming?
you must be achoholic, becuase you intoxicate me
roses are red,
violets are not,
im really cool,
and youre really hot!
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Which movie is #15 from?
you: what winks and skrews like a tiger?
her: i dont know
you: (then you wink)
Your feet must be tired cause’ you’ve been dancing through my head all night!
Are you Gillette???
The Best a Man can get…
you and i should get jerseys, cause we’d make a great team, but yours would be better, because you’re out of my league.
hi i im single
Do You Work At The Bakery ? cuh’z Yu Have Some Cakes !
you must of been speeding fast cause all i see is FINE FINE FINE
hello zheera i’m here
First 2 new years ones
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Well it looks like the fireworks ARNT the preetiest thing around.
Now an emo one.
I only cut myself becouse i hadnt met you.
And for everyday use
Do you work at subway?
Becouse you just gave me a footlong
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Somebody better call God, because heaven’s missing an angel!
Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
If all girls were birds, you’d be the flyest.
11,17,and 26 are the best
there you are! all the other angels have been missing you!
imagine your mouth is blue, and mine is red. Wanna make purple?
do you know CPR? because u just took my breath away.
(another variation)
do know CPR? because when i saw you, my heart stopped.
U r so sweet you just put Hershey’s chocolate out of business
listen i get homesick so can we go myplace
• The word around is that you have some special power. It seems you can make a girl pass out when you kiss her! (He will obviously say, “No, not at all”) Well then, prove it!