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34 Responses to “Funny Pick Up Lines: Vote for Your favorite funny pickup lines.””

  1. Establoo Says:
    June 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    You remind me of cheese i like cheese.

  2. jimmyskld Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    u look like my gran
    she bakes me cookies
    i like cookies
    so i like you

  3. Laura Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    If I could keep time in a bottle your beautiful face would be mine forever.

  4. yungin Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    gurl yo eyes shine like da moonlight on every star

  5. sumit kakkar Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    tension nai leni (don’t take tension)

  6. junaid Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 4:03 am

    kiss me than kill me

  7. dean Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    roses are red
    bud lights are blue
    when i get drunk
    i start to like you

  8. Paul Williams Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 5:29 am

    If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together

  9. yo momma Says:
    February 15th, 2009 at 8:35 am

    baby did you fart ’cause you blow me away

  10. Joe Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Just enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Joe.

  11. Ais Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Guy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: Um…What?
    Guy: When you fell from heaven?

  12. Guyovanni Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    Do you believe in love at first sight
    No
    I’ll walk past agen

    I’m new in town can you show me directions to your house

    R u frm tenesee cus your the only 10 i can c;)

  13. olivetti Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    do you like robins? cuz your robbin’ my heart!

    your eyes are like two pristine swimming pools.
    -and i am very hot, can i go swimming?

    you must be achoholic, becuase you intoxicate me

  14. bitters Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    roses are red,
    violets are not,
    im really cool,
    and youre really hot!

  15. heather Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

  16. lisa Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Which movie is #15 from?

  17. not kevin clark Says:
    October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    you: what winks and skrews like a tiger?
    her: i dont know
    you: (then you wink)

  18. Brad Geier Says:
    October 15th, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Your feet must be tired cause’ you’ve been dancing through my head all night!

  19. Dhay Says:
    October 25th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Are you Gillette???
    The Best a Man can get…

  20. bkoolz Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    you and i should get jerseys, cause we’d make a great team, but yours would be better, because you’re out of my league.

  21. Thomas Says:
    November 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    hi i im single

  22. sammy Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 1:54 am

    Do You Work At The Bakery ? cuh’z Yu Have Some Cakes !

  23. STUD Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    you must of been speeding fast cause all i see is FINE FINE FINE

  24. milad Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 2:12 am

    hello zheera i’m here

  25. Liam cann Says:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 7:11 am

    First 2 new years ones

    Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
    Well it looks like the fireworks ARNT the preetiest thing around.

    Now an emo one.
    I only cut myself becouse i hadnt met you.

    And for everyday use
    Do you work at subway?
    Becouse you just gave me a footlong

  26. hannahSteriluka Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
    Somebody better call God, because heaven’s missing an angel!
    Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
    Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
    Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

  27. Nick Says:
    May 16th, 2010 at 9:35 am

    If all girls were birds, you’d be the flyest.

  28. ;D luv u! Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:15 am

    11,17,and 26 are the best

  29. luvtheangels Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:18 am

    there you are! all the other angels have been missing you!

  30. luvtheangels Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:23 am

    imagine your mouth is blue, and mine is red. Wanna make purple?

  31. luvtheangels Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:25 am

    do you know CPR? because u just took my breath away.
    (another variation)
    do know CPR? because when i saw you, my heart stopped.

  32. Sammy Wammy Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    U r so sweet you just put Hershey’s chocolate out of business

  33. reece thom Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    listen i get homesick so can we go myplace

  34. Mitchelle Daka Says:
    July 29th, 2010 at 10:06 am

    • The word around is that you have some special power. It seems you can make a girl pass out when you kiss her! (He will obviously say, “No, not at all”) Well then, prove it!

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