Funny Pick Up Lines: Vote for Your favorite funny pickup lines.

Funny Pick up Lines Contest: Vote For your Favorites!

Hundreds of thousands of  visitors have stopped by to read the Best funny pickup lines  page, (the page view counter was added months later) and a hundred have added their own favorites funny pick up lines since the comments and page views plug in were enabled a couple of months ago.  In May we will begin voting on the best pick up lines ever.

If you have a great pickup line that you think should be included in the list for voting, add it in comments here or on the Best funny pickup lines  page.  The deadline for adding new pick up lines is the end of April (we’ve extended it a month because we’re still getting some new ones). Starting in May, we’ll start the voting, to find what visitors consider to be the very best, funniest, and most effective Pick Up Lines ever. 

Page topic: Top Funny Pickup Lines: Vote on and rate on your Favorite Pick Up lines here, starting in April.

34 thoughts on “Funny Pick Up Lines: Vote for Your favorite funny pickup lines.”

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight
    I’ll walk past agen

    I’m new in town can you show me directions to your house

    R u frm tenesee cus your the only 10 i can c;)

  2. do you like robins? cuz your robbin’ my heart!

    your eyes are like two pristine swimming pools.
    -and i am very hot, can i go swimming?

    you must be achoholic, becuase you intoxicate me

  3. you and i should get jerseys, cause we’d make a great team, but yours would be better, because you’re out of my league.

  4. First 2 new years ones

    Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
    Well it looks like the fireworks ARNT the preetiest thing around.

    Now an emo one.
    I only cut myself becouse i hadnt met you.

    And for everyday use
    Do you work at subway?
    Becouse you just gave me a footlong

  5. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
    Somebody better call God, because heaven’s missing an angel!
    Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
    Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
    Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

  6. do you know CPR? because u just took my breath away.
    (another variation)
    do know CPR? because when i saw you, my heart stopped.

  7. • The word around is that you have some special power. It seems you can make a girl pass out when you kiss her! (He will obviously say, “No, not at all”) Well then, prove it!

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