Funny Pick Up Lines: Vote for Your favorite funny pickup lines.
Funny Pick up Lines Contest: Vote For your Favorites!
Hundreds of thousands of visitors have stopped by to read the Best funny pickup lines page, (the page view counter was added months later) and a hundred have added their own favorites funny pick up lines since the comments and page views plug in were enabled a couple of months ago. In May we will begin voting on the best pick up lines ever.
If you have a great pickup line that you think should be included in the list for voting, add it in comments here or on the Best funny pickup lines page. The deadline for adding new pick up lines is the end of April (we’ve extended it a month because we’re still getting some new ones). Starting in May, we’ll start the voting, to find what visitors consider to be the very best, funniest, and most effective Pick Up Lines ever.
Page topic: Top Funny Pickup Lines: Vote on and rate on your Favorite Pick Up lines here, starting in April.
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Section: Online Dating Jokes
June 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am
You remind me of cheese i like cheese.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
u look like my gran
she bakes me cookies
i like cookies
so i like you
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
If I could keep time in a bottle your beautiful face would be mine forever.
October 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
gurl yo eyes shine like da moonlight on every star
November 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
tension nai leni (don’t take tension)
November 17th, 2008 at 4:03 am
kiss me than kill me
December 10th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
roses are red
bud lights are blue
when i get drunk
i start to like you
January 29th, 2009 at 5:29 am
If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together
February 15th, 2009 at 8:35 am
baby did you fart ’cause you blow me away
February 19th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Just enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Joe.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Um…What?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?
April 16th, 2009 at 7:20 am
Do you believe in love at first sight
No
I’ll walk past agen
I’m new in town can you show me directions to your house
R u frm tenesee cus your the only 10 i can c;)
April 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
do you like robins? cuz your robbin’ my heart!
your eyes are like two pristine swimming pools.
-and i am very hot, can i go swimming?
you must be achoholic, becuase you intoxicate me
June 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
roses are red,
violets are not,
im really cool,
and youre really hot!
July 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
September 19th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Which movie is #15 from?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
you: what winks and skrews like a tiger?
her: i dont know
you: (then you wink)
October 15th, 2009 at 8:14 am
Your feet must be tired cause’ you’ve been dancing through my head all night!
October 25th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Are you Gillette???
The Best a Man can get…
November 16th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
you and i should get jerseys, cause we’d make a great team, but yours would be better, because you’re out of my league.
November 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
hi i im single
November 24th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Do You Work At The Bakery ? cuh’z Yu Have Some Cakes !
December 27th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
you must of been speeding fast cause all i see is FINE FINE FINE
December 28th, 2009 at 2:12 am
hello zheera i’m here
January 3rd, 2010 at 7:11 am
First 2 new years ones
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Well it looks like the fireworks ARNT the preetiest thing around.
Now an emo one.
I only cut myself becouse i hadnt met you.
And for everyday use
Do you work at subway?
Becouse you just gave me a footlong
April 5th, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Somebody better call God, because heaven’s missing an angel!
Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
May 16th, 2010 at 9:35 am
If all girls were birds, you’d be the flyest.
May 23rd, 2010 at 8:15 am
11,17,and 26 are the best
May 23rd, 2010 at 8:18 am
there you are! all the other angels have been missing you!
May 23rd, 2010 at 8:23 am
imagine your mouth is blue, and mine is red. Wanna make purple?
May 23rd, 2010 at 8:25 am
do you know CPR? because u just took my breath away.
(another variation)
do know CPR? because when i saw you, my heart stopped.
May 25th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
U r so sweet you just put Hershey’s chocolate out of business
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:38 pm
listen i get homesick so can we go myplace
July 29th, 2010 at 10:06 am
• The word around is that you have some special power. It seems you can make a girl pass out when you kiss her! (He will obviously say, “No, not at all”) Well then, prove it!