Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Funny comebacks to stupid, dumb and funny pickup lines. Here’s some funny responses to have in mind, just in case some guy tries any “clever”, … Read more
1. Hi there. Do you flush here often? 2. My name? Just call me Senator McLovin. 3. So, um, you wanna give it a whirl? 4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I and P together 5. Will you still respect me in 2 minutes? 6. I’ve gotta hand it to … Read more
Good Pickup lines: here are some great (and stupid) funny pickup lines and chat up lines. Some are sweet, some cheesy, some bad, but hey, some just might be worth a try…    Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Me! Baby did you fart, … Read more
