Warning: These are deliberately some of the worst, most painful, most terrible and most awful analogies ever written! He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes … Read more
These are some really funny and amazing anagrams: The earthquakes: That queer shake Debit card: Bad credit Slot machines: Cash lost in ’em School master: The classroom Dormitory: Dirty room Desperation: A rope ends it The Morse code: Here come dots A decimal point: I’m a dot in place Fir cones: … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.DATING That night, we went skin dipping- Just the two of us! You mean you went skinny dipping? It is called skinny dipping? But I’m not very skinny! Well, that’s what they call it if you … Read more