These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
â€”First, heat up your pants really hot,
then add oil.
â€”If you have time, you should suck the noodles for twenty minutes before you boil them.
â€”Add a little fresh black paper.
â€”Put the cabbages in salt water.
Then sit in the sink until the morning.
â€”Add two cups of ground flowers.
â€”Next, chop all the vegetarians
into little pieces.
â€”Then add small feces of fish.
â€”Don’t forget to insult the soup.
â€”Next, add a little Buddha
and mix it all up.
â€”When you are finished cooking,
find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.