Top 10 Senator Larry Craig Bathroom Pick up Lines

1. Hi there. Do you flush here often? 2. My name? Just call me Senator McLovin. 3. So, um, you wanna give it a whirl? 4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I and P together 5. Will you still respect me in 2 minutes? 6. I’ve gotta hand it to … Read more

My Tattoo Removal Story: One woman’s journey to becoming tattoo-free

A friend of mine wrote this and sent it to me for Innocent English.  It’s her true story of her journey towards becoming de-tattooed.  I can’t quite tell if it’s a funny essay, a tattoo removal guide, or just some journal therapy.  However you categorize it, I found it entertaining and funny (and a bit sad) and appreciated … Read more