These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
All over Europe people wanted more animal hair.
The Hudson Bay company was found in the
Canada woods.
Fur hunters catch furry animals, wash them,
and dry them, and then sell them for women
who wear them at fancy parties.
Many people in England wore beavers
and other big rodents like the French.
Most beavers and foxes died and went to Europe.
The new pioneer people ate most of the barffalo.
Fortunately, now most people have fake fur.
WTH, I was in trouble for writing this down