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Stupid and Funny Warning Labels and Product Instructions

You’ve probably seen some of these classic dumb, stupid and funny warning labels and product instructions  before.  Some are painfully obvious, some don’t quite master the English language, and others are unintended double meanings…  Most are pretty darn funny.   So, in case you missed any, here is a collection of the stupidest and funniest warning labels, most verified as authentic.

Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels

Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert box

Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine

Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife

For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s peanuts

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw

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14 Responses to “Stupid and Funny Warning Labels and Product Instructions””

  1. gangsta Says:
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 am

    this is sucky

  2. JKG Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Do Not Ingest
    Rat Poison

  3. JKG Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    Aim Away From Face
    B-B Gun

  4. sarah Says:
    November 7th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    best one i’ve seen

    May contain milk…
    any milk carton

  5. Anonymous Says:
    November 21st, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    This made me crack up

  6. lucky 13 Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Lacy Underwear

    “May attrack men”

  7. anonymous Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    oh darn u can’t iron clothes while ur wearing them, i was gunna do that!

  8. BrumBrum Says:
    January 20th, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Cadburys Dairy milk:
    Warning contains milk

    Dairy milk fruit and nut:
    May contain nuts
    Warning contains milk.
    (This is serious business.!I never knew it was a glass and a half full of milk,i thought it was a glass and a half full of water!!!!!!!)

  9. unknown Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 9:25 am

    lolz on a cashew box:
    this product may contain nuts and/or peanuts!

  10. Dark-Star Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    “This product contains nuts”

    - Planter’s Peanuts (metal can or plastic container)

    Variations of above are also found on nearly every kind of peanuts, as a legal tush-covering measure if/when somebody kills themself (or their kid) because they don’t have an IQ higher than their body temperature.

  11. Andy Says:
    December 14th, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Peanuts ARE NOT nuts! They are tubers (swellings on the root of a plant) whereas nuts are the seed. However peanuts usually come from the same factory where real nuts are processed, hence the warning.

  12. Abby Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Not dishwasher safe

    ~On a remote control for a TV~

  13. Abby Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Please remove infant before you fold for storage

    ~Found on a portable stroller~

  14. Kyle Says:
    June 21st, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Product warning labels are for the weak… I say save humanity, bring back natural selection!

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