Stupid and Funny Warning Labels and Product Instructions
Youâ€™ve probably seen some of these classic dumb, stupid and funny warning labels and product instructionsÂ before.Â Some are painfully obvious, some donâ€™t quite master the English language, and others are unintended double meaningsâ€¦Â Most are pretty darn funny.Â Â So, in case you missed any, here is a collection of the stupidest and funniest warning labels, most verified as authentic.
Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels
Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos
Use like regular soap.
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner
Fits one head.
Shower cap box
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert box
Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Do not iron clothes on body.
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights
Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor
Warning: Contains nuts.
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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14 thoughts on “Stupid and Funny Warning Labels and Product Instructions”
this is sucky
Do Not Ingest
Aim Away From Face
best one i’ve seen
May contain milk…
any milk carton
This made me crack up
“May attrack men”
oh darn u can’t iron clothes while ur wearing them, i was gunna do that!
Cadburys Dairy milk:
Warning contains milk
Dairy milk fruit and nut:
May contain nuts
Warning contains milk.
(This is serious business.!I never knew it was a glass and a half full of milk,i thought it was a glass and a half full of water!!!!!!!)
lolz on a cashew box:
this product may contain nuts and/or peanuts!
“This product contains nuts”
– Planter’s Peanuts (metal can or plastic container)
Variations of above are also found on nearly every kind of peanuts, as a legal tush-covering measure if/when somebody kills themself (or their kid) because they don’t have an IQ higher than their body temperature.
Peanuts ARE NOT nuts! They are tubers (swellings on the root of a plant) whereas nuts are the seed. However peanuts usually come from the same factory where real nuts are processed, hence the warning.
Not dishwasher safe
~On a remote control for a TV~
Please remove infant before you fold for storage
~Found on a portable stroller~
Product warning labels are for the weak… I say save humanity, bring back natural selection!