When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.” Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?

When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

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237 thoughts on “When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes”

  1. when life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun
    See if life will make the same mistake again

  2. when life gives you lemons …..make grape juice and sit back relax and let the world wonder how the heck u did it

  3. When life hands you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a tv, trade the tv for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome (yeah, I know, wtf), trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies…yeah I don’t know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.

  4. when life gives you lemons throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you dont get tazed.

    created by a bored self…

  5. ok well here are some
    make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it
    throw them away! WHO THE FRICK gives lemons out?
    make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it’ll be real shitty unless life gave you sugar too
    go lemon yur teachers house
    find someone whos life gives them ice cream
    just shuttup and eat yur damn lemons
    sqush the lemons on the ground and yell eat that life!
    sell them on ebay
    ask for the receipt
    throw them at exspensive cars
    drop them and u will have lemon drops.. yum
    whos life and where is he getting all these lemons to throw at people
    keep them its free lemons
    throw them at cops, run like hell, and hope u dont get tazed
    throw the lemons back and say make yur own freaken lemonade

  6. when life gives you lemons, squirt them in her eye because lifes a bitch..when life gives you lemons make lemon juice because she didnt give you the water or sugar to make lemon ade.

  7. When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let’s see if life makes the same mistake twice.”

  8. dows everyone have to use the same jokes, be original people…

    when life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery to shock people with

  9. when life gives u lemons tell him 2 go get screwed cuz, i mean, what kind of person gives people LEMONS 4 presents?

  10. when life give u lemons throw skittles at it and say taste the effin rainbow (made by a freind)

  11. When life gives you lemons, say thank you and when he leaves put em in the back with the rest of the crappy gifts :) (created by me)

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