The Best George Carlin Quotes, Jokes and Lines

 June 23, 2008.  NOTE: We put this post up last year- a collection of some of the best and most inspired quotes and jokes by George Carlin.  The term “comic genius” is thrown around a bit too much, but he definitely earned the title.   That we won’t have more brilliant thoughts coming from him is … Read more

Funny Sports Bloopers: Dumb quotes by athletes and sports celebrities

“I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” – soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile” player. Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.” Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music. “I’ve never had major … Read more

Funniest Song Titles

Actual Funny Country Song Titles Here is a great list of humorous, funny, stupid, dumb and hilarious song titles. All of these were real songs. Many of the titles were created to be funny, witty, clever or at least original and attention getting. A few are more accidental in their humorous nature… All are worth … Read more