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Daily Quick Break: April 9, 2008: Top 20 Worst Song Titles of All Time

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InnocentEnglish.com has undertaken the grueling, painful task of going through hundreds, even thousands, of corny, stupid, dumb, mildly amusing, kinda funny and so-bad-their-almost-good song titles, in an attempt to find the top twenty worst song titles of all time. Here are the fruits of this exhaustive search (Interestingly, the challenging art of coming up with the stupidist song titles ever seems to have been mastered almost exclusively by country artists).

Some of the worst songs titles are:

1. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

2. There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You

3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

4. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

5. I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

To read the rest, go to: Top 20 Worst Song Titles of All Time

Funniest Song Titles


Actual Funny Country Song Titles

Here is a great list of humorous, funny, stupid, dumb and hilarious song titles. All of these were real songs. Many of the titles were created to be funny, witty, clever or at least original and attention getting. A few are more accidental in their humorous nature… All are worth at least a chuckle, and a few are worth a good laugh… You don’t know whether to applaud or groan at some of these, but you have to admit many are quite funny and even damn near brilliant! So, without further ado, here are more of the funniest song titles ever:

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life,
Then Number Two On You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

All My Exes Live in Texas

I Thought She Was Out Jogging,
But She Was Running Around On Me

If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You Up

All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down

If Love were Oil, I’d be a Quart Low

Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump

How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?

I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)

It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue

If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?

I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)

Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

Heaven’s Just A Sin Away

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin,
Wonder Whose I’d Find On You

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond
And She Clubbed Me With a Spade

I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms

There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms
to Hold All My Lovin’ for You

It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night
that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

It Ain’t Love But It Ain’t Bad

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better

C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny,
You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin’ My Spurs

Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey
You’ll Only Strain Yourself

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies

I Can’t Love Your Body if Your Heart’s Not In It

If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms With Me

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

I Just Couldn’t Leave Her Behind Alone

I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love

I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life

I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner

I Only Have Eyes For You,
But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister

My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna, But My Wisdom Tooth Says

Now I lay Me Down To Cheat

Peekin’ Through the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

Since You Bought The Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

 

 

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More Funny Song Titles


Silly, weird and strange country songs

I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain’t Used Up)

I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off

You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones,
and Mine From Brown to Blue

The Last Word In Lonesome Is “Me”

Do You Love As Good As You Look

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

Who’s Makin’ Time with the Time Keeper’s Daughter, when the Time Keeper’s Keepin’ Time?

My Shoes Keep Walkin’ Back to You

You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door,
Without a Shirt On

How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?

I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft

Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You’re Going Against the Grain

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone

If You Don’t Leave Me Alone I’ll Go
And Find Someone Else Who Will

I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love
And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer,
and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

Thanks To the Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You

They May Put Me In Prison
But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field
While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

Take Me To The Corn Field Honey
And I’ll Kiss You Between The Ears

Take Me To The Quarry And I’ll Get A Little Bolder

The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin’ Back For Lunch

We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It’s All Over

You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play

You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It ‘Til You Do It Right

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life.

 

 

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