A Murder Trial

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. There was a wrongful death shoot. The death of the victim was fatal. The deafened ant entered the court room. He didn’t want the flea bargain. The judge dressed the members of the jury. The … Read more

The Longest Palindrome

A palindrome is a word or phrase that is the same whether it is read forwards or backwards. A good palindrome also makes sense. A palindrome of several words has always been considered quite a masterpiece, but now computer programs are able to make extremely long palindromes, nonsensical though they may be. When I first … Read more

The Longest Joke in the World

Warning: this is the longest joke in the world. InnocentEnglish.com cannot be held responsible for the part of your precious life you spend reading this joke. Scrolling down implies agreement with this term and condition. Many have said the end was worth the time. Some have cried, wondering how to get their life back. Good … Read more