These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
There was a wrongful death shoot.
The death of the victim was fatal.
The deafened ant entered the court room.
He didn’t want the flea bargain.
The judge dressed the members of the jury.
The first witness held up her hand and swore at the Bible.
He was found guilty of mothering the victim
he will spend at least fifty years going to a prison
The newspaper said he can’t get out of jail until he has finished his life sentence.
At least now he won’t kill someone twice.
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Section: Funny English Student Mistakes