Top 25 Funny Rita Rudner Jokes, Quotes sayings and one-liners

    Here are some of Rita Rudner’s Jokes and Sayings:     Marriages don’t last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. I was a … Read more

Politics and Government

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. China is slowly becoming a flea market economy. The second Word War had much propaganda I am so tired of police violins! At that time, one of the most important weapons was the rocket lawn … Read more

Parents

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. Bloopers and mistatements from ESL students about their mothers and fathers. (Don’t say these things about your Momma!) My mother is an inferior decorator. My father is a highly rank government official. My mother wants … Read more