admin 1. Hi there. Do you flush here often? 2. My name? Just call me Senator McLovin. 3. So, um, you wanna give it a whirl? 4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I and P together 5. Will you still respect me in 2 minutes? 6. I’ve gotta hand it to … Read more
A friend of mine wrote this and sent it to me for Innocent English. It’s her true story of her journey towards becoming de-tattooed. I can’t quite tell if it’s a funny essay, a tattoo removal guide, or just some journal therapy.  However you categorize it, I found it entertaining and funny (and a bit sad) and appreciated … Read more
A friend sent me this list of oxymorons. Some are literally oxymorons and others are more a commentary on failings of companies, etc. There are some pretty funny ones here, and a few real gems. Enjoy. Act naturally Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Airline food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Government organization Sanitary … Read more