More funny quotes & jokes by stand up comedians

“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive.  Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, … Read more

Daily Quick Break: December 19, 2007: Funny Classifieds Mistakes

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Humorous, silly, stupid and weird classified ads from newspapers and magazines Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear … Read more

Daily Quick Break: December 18, 2007: One Liners 1: A collection of the best funny one liners

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. A friend sent me this list of favorite one liners that someone had sent her. There are some great sayings, quotes and one liners here. … Read more