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Daily Quick Break: January 5, 2008: Best lines 6: More of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes

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Here are some more of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes

If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you put it off long enough, it might go away.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.

If you’re happy, you’re successful.

If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right.

Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.

In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.

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Daily Quick Break: December 18, 2007: One Liners 1: A collection of the best funny one liners

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.

A friend sent me this list of favorite one liners that someone had sent her. There are some great sayings, quotes and one liners here. Much thanks to whoever collected them.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.

A bad plan is better than no plan.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.

A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.

To read the rest, go to: One Liners 1: A collection of the best funny one liners

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