Daily Quick Break: January 5, 2008: Best lines 6: More of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes
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Here are some more of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes
If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.
If you’re happy, you’re successful.
If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right.
Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
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