comic routines

Demetri Martin: youtube videos of Stand Up Comedian Demetri Martin telling jokes

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If you haven’t seen Comedian Demetri Martin yet, you are in for a treat.  To me he seems like a cross between Stephen Wright and Jerry Seinfield. A very laidback delivery of one liners and short jokes.  He sometimes uses a chart for visual jokes, a very original and funny approach. Other times he uses … Read more

More funny quotes & jokes by stand up comedians

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“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive.  Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, … Read more