Daily Quick Break: December 18, 2007: One Liners 1: A collection of the best funny one liners
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A friend sent me this list of favorite one liners that someone had sent her. There are some great sayings, quotes and one liners here. Much thanks to whoever collected them.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
A bad plan is better than no plan.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.
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3 thoughts on “Daily Quick Break: December 18, 2007: One Liners 1: A collection of the best funny one liners”
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