Stupid Sayings and Quotes

The best really stupid sayings and quotes from bumper stickers, T-shirts, & graffiti.Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock. Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding Eagles may soar, but … Read more

Funny Sayings

Funny sayings:Sstupid and witty quotes  and Funny Sayings from bumper stickers, T-shirts, graffiti etc. Funny Sayings: The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Wear short … Read more

Funny Quotes

The best funny quotes and really dumb sayings and quotes from bumper stickers, T-shirts, & graffiti. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? What happens … Read more