Santa Claus, that jerk! The last four Christmases he’s left me nothing but coal in my stocking, and absolutely zilch under the tree! I mean, sure, maybe I shouldn’t have left him that, ahem, present the one Christmas after he gave me Mega Blocks instead of Lego Blocks. I take it Exlax cookies and Ipecac-laced … Read more
Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming! …or was that the British? No matter, the weather outside is frightful and inside it’s so delightful. Why don’t we just let it snow, let it snow, let it snow? A glass of good eggnog, spiked or not, and a couple gingerbread cookies next to a crackling fire is … Read more
O, dradle dradle dradle I made you out of clay, dradle dradle dradle with dradle I shall play! Everyone loves a little Hanukkah (or Chanukah if you prefer). Christmas is only one (or two if you count Christmas Eve) days a year, but Hanukkah is an entire eight days! Sadly, there seems to be a … Read more