Funny Newspaper Headlines

    Here are some funny newspaper headlines:     Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers House passes gas tax onto senate Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan Two convicts evade noose, jury hung William Kelly was fed secretary … Read more

More Funny Headlines

More Funny, silly, weird and sometimes even hilarious Newspaper headlines from actual newspapers. Iraqi head seeks arms Queen Mary having bottom scraped Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? Prostitutes appeal to Pope     Page Topic: Funny Headlines     Panda mating fails – veterinarian takes over NJ judge to rule on nude … Read more

More Funny Headline Bloopers

More dumb Newspaper headlines from actual newspapers. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Teacher Strike Idles Kids Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work … Read more