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More Funny Headlines

More Funny, silly, weird and sometimes even hilarious Newspaper headlines from actual newspapers.

Iraqi head seeks arms

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes appeal to Pope



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Panda mating fails – veterinarian takes over

NJ judge to rule on nude beach

Child’s stool great for use in garden

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

Organ festival ends in smashing climax

Eye drops off shelf

Squad helps dog bite victim

Dealers will hear car talk at noon

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

Miners refuse to work after death

Two Soviet ships collide – one dies

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

Never withhold herpes from loved one

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

Autos killing 110 a day, let’s resolve to do better

If strike isn’t settled quickly it may last a while

War dims hope for peace

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Child’s death ruins couple’s holiday

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years

Man is fatally slain

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands

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6 Responses to “More Funny Headlines””

  1. Lachlan Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    I must confess, I was born at a very early age

  2. hubabubamax Says:
    February 24th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    panda matting fails, doctor steps in

  3. kelsey&Tea Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:57 am

    haha these are soo funny

  4. Livv Luvv Life Says:
    November 22nd, 2008 at 11:26 am

    “Local High School Drop-Outs Cut in Half”

  5. Becca Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    I love em! so funny :P

  6. Caleb Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 1:42 am

    “Local High Schoolers Make Delicious Treats For Senior Citizens”

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