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Funny Newspaper Headlines

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    Here are some funny newspaper headlines:     Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers House passes gas tax onto senate Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan Two convicts evade noose, jury hung William Kelly was fed secretary … Read more

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More dumb Newspaper headlines from actual newspapers. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Teacher Strike Idles Kids Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work … Read more