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Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strike Idles Kids

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

War Dims Hope for Peace

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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  1. Funny fish!! Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted,
    Farmer Bill Dies in House,
    Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
    British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
    Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
    Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 years
    If Strike isn”t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
    Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

    Lmao!!!
    xx

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