Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Funny Answers to a very old joke

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?   PARIS HILTON: Huh? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the … Read more