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Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

My landlord gave me a one year contraction.
It will be over soon.

The rent fee is only $300 per month.
That includes having gas and hitting.

Me and my brother share
a small womb in the basement.

We live on the sex floor.
Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.

I really need to have my plumber fixed.

I was very tired last night
so my friend let me crash into his apartment.

My friend and I live together in a bachelor’s suit.

We have a big problem at my house.
What is it?
Our toilet is out of odor. I’m a little upset.

I don’t care if me or my roomate mails the check. But I don’t want it to slip through our cracks.

How many people live in your building?
I don’t know for sure but I have wild gas.

How many floors does your apartment building have?
I guess one in every room.

I cannot sleep these days. I am too miserable.
My hair conditioner doesn’t work.

Do you have a shower in your your bathroom?
Only in the summer when it is hot.

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  1. LOL Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 7:38 am


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