These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

Last night, when I ate dinner I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard
until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!

A cold is caused by micro-orgasms in your nose.

My shoes smell bad. I think they have athletes food in them.

Prostrate cancer attacks more men than do women.

It is important to prevent my children from not smoking.

I had a little ass dent this morning
but I’m okay now.

In Asia, it is common to heal people
by sticking noodles into them.

My leg has been breaking for three weeks.

It is dangerous to smoke while
you are becoming pregnant.

I have a very kinky neck.

I probably should have gone to the doctor one ear ago.

I want my face to have
the buttocks treatment.
The what?
The buttocks treatment. It makes your
wrinkles go away. It’s very famous
in Hollywood.
Oh. It’s pronounced “bo tox”.
That’s it. The buttocks treatment.
Maybe you need it too a little.

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