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Funny Warning Signs

 

 

There are the funniest warning sings:

 

 

A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:

CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!

On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:

CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP!
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

From the bottom plate of a lap top:

DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!

Sign at a beach:

The shark prevention net was dismantled for maintenance on 1 November 2004. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:

Look! Our new baby is on our car!

At a zoo in Thailand:

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:

“Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.”

Sign at park:

KEEP JAPAN GREEN
DON’T BURN
THE FIRE CHIEF

A sign at the entrance to a cathedral in Cancun, Mexico

Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.

TRAFFIC SIGNS:

Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!

To cross street push button at night.

BEWARE OF ONCOMING CARES

Exit Sign in China

UNCLEAR POWER PLANT

A detour sign in Japan:

STOP. Drive sideways.

 

 

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8 Responses to “Funny Warning Signs””

  1. me Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 2:49 am

    oops

  2. laughing woman Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. reg Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 am

    Hahaha! This made me laugh so hard. Good job. ;)

  4. starman1695 Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    “UNCLEAR POWER PLANT” Must have been after Bush was there.

  5. Maria Says:
    October 21st, 2009 at 8:26 am

    While vacationing in Korea, I found this located on the wall of a hostel: “Follow rules. If you rest, we will to have police come.”

  6. cian Says:
    May 18th, 2010 at 8:33 am

    hahaha So HIGH-LArious!!!

  7. Souten Says:
    July 20th, 2010 at 2:15 am

    It’s somewhat odd to me that the signs from Japan are mistranslated. However, they were still really funny

  8. Hannah Says:
    April 26th, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    When I was in South Africa I saw a sign that said ‘Please check for Penguins under your car’ and there was a picture of a penguin hugging a car tire. (Yes, there are penguins in South Africa.)

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