Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson Giving free “Just Chill” concert for Global Warming
April 1, 2008Â
In a surprise news conference, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears announced they will be having a free concert in Los Angeles on July 1st, called the â€œJust Chillâ€ Concert, to bring attention to Global Warming.
Here is a transcript of their brief press conferenceÂ yesterday in Los Angeles about the event.
Jessica Simpson:Â Hi yâ€™all. Thanks for coming today.Â So we have a big announcement weâ€™re all real excited about.Â For the first time, like ever,Â all three of us are gonna have a big free concert on July 1st, to help fight global warming.
Paris Hilton: Thatâ€™s right, and weâ€™re calling it the â€œOpen Your Fridge and Just Chillâ€ concert.Â Or â€œJust Chillâ€ for short.Â And we are asking like totally everybody to open their fridge and leave it wide open for the whole concert.
Britney Spears: Yeah, itâ€™s gonna be really awesome.Â This is a cause that all three of us really care about. I mean, all of us are sick and tired of how hot and icky and sweaty it can get in the summer.
Paris: So totally.Â And July is one of the hottest months in the whole summer!
Britney: Yeah so weâ€™re gonna see if we can reduce global warming, especially here in Los Angeles.Â
Jessica. Right, And if everyone leaves their fridge open for the whole concert, we are guessing we could lower the temperature that day in Los Angeles by like one or two degrees at least!
Paris: Yeah, and also weâ€™re gonna like release a ton of big balloons to help block the sun. And also the conert is gonna be free for everyone that brings ice.Â So weâ€™re gonna have all this ice, all these open fridges and also like we’re gonna ask peole to leave their fridges open all over the world. From like the richest countries all the way to the poorest countries. SoÂ itâ€™s gonnaÂ really helpÂ chill global warming.Â Itâ€™s kinda amazing no one came up with this before.
Jessica. Yeah, itâ€™s gonna be sweet. And weâ€™re gonna have someone like MTV or HBO or whatever broadcast it live, but only to houses that have their fridges open.Â And weâ€™re all gonna singÂ like some of our most popular songs- well Paris just has one, but sheâ€™ll sing it like 3 times probably. I guess you’d call it singing. But yeahÂ like Iâ€™m gonna sing like â€œThese Boots are Made for Walkingâ€ except change it to something like â€œthis Earth is made for opening your fridge to help chill out global warmingâ€ or something. My writers havenâ€™t really gotten back to me yet, but itâ€™s gonna rock.
Britney: So yeah, thatâ€™s really all we wanted to announce.Â I mean we just came up with thisÂ last nightÂ when we ran into each other at a club, but we’re excited!Â Itâ€™s gonna be so cool. And we will like keep on adding cool stuff too. Like I was thinking we shouldnâ€™t let anyone into the concert if they are wearing black because that will just make the Earth hotter.Â
Paris:Â Right, totally. And you know, we should even like just paint the Earth white- like the whole thing- rocks and deserts and forests and grass- because that will keep things a lot cooler.Â AndÂ maybe we even start planting white crops like popcorn. And I totally hate popcorn because it gets stuck in your teeth sometimes and you spend hours like trying to get it out with your tongue, but we all have to make sacrifices to stop global warming in this town.Â OK my puppy has to pee so that’s it.
Â Jessica: Thanks everyone.Â We’ll see y’all at the Just Chill concert.
(C) InnocentEnglish 2008
2 thoughts on “Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson Giving free “Just Chill” concert for Global Warming”
That is dumb. I like my truck that will only get 5 miles to the gallon! :) :) :) :) :) :)
lol No. . . .