Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks

These popular redneck pickup lines were obtained by InnocentEnglish- the first site to acquire them- by sending out private investigators into redneck bars across the South. These brave women put on very uncomfortable cowboy boots and 6 times their usual amounts of make up in order to attract redneck men at many different bars. They took notes of every pick up line used, and together created this list of the most popular and commonly used redneck pickup lines.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

Your eyes are the same color as my 1972 Ford Pickup Truck. I mean without the mud. Or the nude girl on the mud flaps.

Howdy. You’re not the kinda unchristian girl that goes out drinking and then spends the night with the first loser she meets are ya? Well then, how about your uglier friend there?

Well, aren’t you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Hey Baby. Wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 11 anyway.

Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips next to my tulips. And then plant some watermelon and probably a few tomato plants. It’s a little late in the year for lettuce, but we might be able to still get a few green beans to grow, iffen we add enough fertilizer, and give ‘em a lot of evening water since day water can just kill off those suckers right quick, cuz of how strong the sun is and those water beads just act like a magnifier, which is great for zapping those sunbich aphids but don’t do the vegetables no good at all which is why- what was we talking about?

Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I’ll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

You’re hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!

A few more beers, and I’d probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I’ll give you one!



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81 thoughts on “Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks”

  1. I am a redneck all the way and i drive a jacked up dodge with smoke stacks. I was born and raised a redneck. I grew up out in the woods workin huntin and fishin. I love redneck boys and city folk just dont know maybe they should do muddin wit one of us rednecks. They still wouldnt understand its one of those its in ur blood things. If you live and breath the redneck life its in ur blood. Its who ur are. Im proud to be a redneck. God bless

  2. im not redneck. but i only date redneck boys! (: they r the sweetest guys! they kno how to have a good time (; and show wats up! redneck boys r completly ADORABLE, try one out.. ull like it (;

  3. well rednecks rock!!! Give me a boy with a big truck any day. They work damn hard and rock the way in to your heart. They are adorable.

  4. uhhh i dont appreciate tha comment that says the undercover girls had to put on 6 times there normal makeup to attract a southern man. i guess you had to put all that makeup on to cover up ur fugly faces cuz down south we dont have to wear makeup with our gorgeous faces :)

  5. Listen. I was born in the country and HATE it. I can’t understand how you like it so much.I’m movin when I get the chance, you filthy rednecks.

  6. Y’all can laugh at us rednecks all you want to. I’ve been up north and seen ya and heard the funny way y’all talk. And if we’re so stupid, why do y’all keep movin down here? Get back in y’alls ” kaaa’s” and go home.

  7. im complete redneck.. im the girl that rides dirtbike an the ass your looking at when your trying to keep up.. dont laugh at rednecks.. wish you were one

  8. Well y’all, hate to tell ya I’m a 28year old chick and I’m straight as RedNeck as they come! I have a jacked Jeep, hunt, fish, play in the mud all night drivin type of gal! There ain’t nothing wrong with being Red heck I’d rather be who I’am. Im good at it and I love it. You’d never guess it looking at me!! I sure am purdy, been told many times, just saying rednecks are just as sweet as cream, so y’all don’t go dis’n something u have no clue about! Let get a big H*** YEAH for the REDNECK GIRLS LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. What makes all of you city boys think you are so much better than rednecks? What makes you think you can criticize the way they live their lives? I’m not a complete redneck, but I come from the country and I loved it! Our parties are way better than you’re little wine parties. I love how everyone from the Northern parts always have something to say to a southern person online but never do in person. You may say-think you have a better education than I do, even though you probably don’t, but I’ll stil kick your ass.

  10. Howdy, i was born and raised in the country. Your little 5 tree swing set park ain’t nothin compared to the playground god gave us out here. And to all you city folk out there, learn to respect a lady for once. I go to school on the outskirts of a fairly large city, and i have friends that are city girls and they always come to me when their city boyfriends don’t treat em right. Then i gotta give em the talk and the infamous death glare that every redneck/country person is born with. Usually sets em straight. But im still sick of how you guys treat girls…it ain’t right. Oh and go work for a day, you might gain some useful knowledge and muscle, stop bein so wimpy and scared of everything.

  11. yall rednecks dont polute they all help the economy the recicle everything and just cause we kill anymals dont mean we dont eat em… hell i jus killed 23 coon last night they all in da freeza… my girl she never complianss becuse all her vegies are home grown ya no in a big garden with all da tomaters and potaters ya we livin right bein free… we dont wear no ugly three piece whatever da hell ya wanna call them high priced chineese made undies hahahaha…. ya we have jacked up we jus havin ta pull yalls stupids assess aut the ditches wen yall come to the country wait why da yall come aut here yall cant drive wort a shit yall never shot gun or ever put yummy nawin tobaca in yall lips yall aint never fried chickin or eat raw deer hearts now n i no yall dont have huntin dawgs yall have them whatemakallems fuckin little purse dawgs fuckin ugly some biches yall never wore boots or even horse yall never ran a farm scrapin poo auta stalls yall never worked on ur mammas car cause she fuckined it up drivin to da store last nite…. i aint from da city but i sure no our air is 100 times cleaner than ur bacterouuiios smellin air dat iv ever sniffed in my entire life cow shit smells better than yalls city air so u come out here ya mite good service but forget them dam wireless telephones and fuck all yalls fance dinning an cars yall dont need dat aut here jus ask us we take were ya need ta go so itsw time ta put in some nawin tobacar all yall rednecks grab yall selves some beer and cheers to america HOME OF THE FREEE

  12. Them city slickers pass through and laugh at our tight jeans and cough at our diesel fumes and Marlboro reds but somehow their women always end up in our beds cause they can’t deny some real American muscle cause us country boys know howta get down

  13. haha this is funny..there aint nothing like goin muddin all night long, drinkin beer, sppitin dip, yes im a girl and i dip! we drive jacked up trucks and love our hard wrkin cowboys<3

  14. mm i wonder if u can use christmas lights as extension cords. I was raised out in a lil town and 3 acres, walking round in cow crap all dat time. SPent the last 3 yrs in city, and ya know what? WHen im 16, im gettin a 1990s solid metal truck, fittin in w/ momnster truck wheels, and finding the nearest demolition derby! i dont damn care if people stare, I like trucks, and I learned to drive on an old john deere tractor. I am no damn city slut, the idea of going to a fancy lil place makes me wanna puke. and the lil bitty dogs and ‘designer’ breeds- the lil ones r deformities, the desginers are damn mutts. Deal with it, yall…. cheescake is better than icecream!

  15. Every one thinks hah dumb hick or stupid redneck, till they break down, or until they realize that 90% of the armed forces are rednecks and they can only make fun of us because we protect thier rights

  16. yall know somethin bout us rednecks and southern boys….we aint gotta listen to nobody and dont give a shit bout nuthin. there’s nuthin better than a log or bag of backer in ur jaw and drivin through the mud with a cooler of beer and ‘shine in the passenger seat!! HEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW my redneck brothers and sisters!!!! [><] Rebel without a cause!!

  17. I live in the south. My boyfriend and live the redneck life style. We think these jokes are funny, you have to be able to laugh at your self. There is nothing more fun then joking about the northerners that visit. Every life style can be made into a joke.

  18. Hey everyone. I’m from a tiny little hick town and I love it. I love country music, country boys, and country living.They are the best. I agree with all of you… the city sucks… i can’t wait to get as far away from it as possible.

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