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Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks

These popular redneck pickup lines were obtained by InnocentEnglish- the first site to acquire them- by sending out private investigators into redneck bars across the South. These brave women put on very uncomfortable cowboy boots and 6 times their usual amounts of make up in order to attract redneck men at many different bars. They took notes of every pick up line used, and together created this list of the most popular and commonly used redneck pickup lines.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

Your eyes are the same color as my 1972 Ford Pickup Truck. I mean without the mud. Or the nude girl on the mud flaps.

Howdy. You’re not the kinda unchristian girl that goes out drinking and then spends the night with the first loser she meets are ya? Well then, how about your uglier friend there?

Well, aren’t you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Hey Baby. Wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 11 anyway.

Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips next to my tulips. And then plant some watermelon and probably a few tomato plants. It’s a little late in the year for lettuce, but we might be able to still get a few green beans to grow, iffen we add enough fertilizer, and give ‘em a lot of evening water since day water can just kill off those suckers right quick, cuz of how strong the sun is and those water beads just act like a magnifier, which is great for zapping those sunbich aphids but don’t do the vegetables no good at all which is why- what was we talking about?

Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I’ll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

You’re hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!

A few more beers, and I’d probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I’ll give you one!

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81 Responses to “Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks””

  1. terry Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    your not the purdiest lady, but beauty is only a light switch away.

  2. melissa Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    lol. at my school we have rednecks. im gonna use these thanks.

  3. Summer Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 4:26 am

    You Might be a redneck if your friend fliped a lawnmower thinkin its a fourwheeler

  4. Taffany Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 9:53 am

    These are are so darn funny!!!!

  5. Korny Kaid Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    if you make my bed we can get down and dirty in it and mess it up…

  6. NAKK69 Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you!!!

  7. bajberry Says:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    you sure gotta purdy mouth

  8. Jessica Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    i lost my number can i have yours?

  9. bubba Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 7:29 am

    theres nothing wrong with being a redneck hell just the other day i got pulled over by the pigs cause my truck was over the limit!!so dont be makin fun of us rednecks we love the way we are and theres nothing you can do to change it ok so stop bein jerks bout the way we are

  10. big mike Says:
    April 3rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    hey bros us country people get the hard work done in our country so dont talk down to us. thanks from one american to another.

  11. Jared Says:
    June 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 am

    if u get stuck…… ill show ya how my cuz did it

  12. cariana Says:
    June 17th, 2009 at 10:47 am

    i’m a true redneck cowgirl! my boyfriend is a true redneck. :)

    You might be a redneck if….. your partner is out in the front yard playing horseshoes with the missin toilet seat.

  13. ben Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Did you jest fart cuz you blew me away

  14. ben Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Ur face reminds me of a wrench cuz every time i see it my nuts tighten

  15. Tom Coon Says:
    October 22nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    everyone makes fun of rednecks untill there car brakes down

  16. lexi Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Hey yall I am a redneck and that is all I date… But hell some of these are funnier than a retard on christmas lol. Git r done!!!:]**

  17. ..Cummins Kid... Says:
    November 7th, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Ive noticed that when city folk come from outta town they point and stair at our jacked up trucks,our John Deere Tractors,and our Justin Boots. I mean Shit Far’ they treat us like were part of a darn freak show. But they sure love seein us pull up when their on the side of the road broke down.

  18. jo and foster Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 9:39 am

    damn girl your as fine as a new set of truck tires

  19. jo and foster Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 9:40 am

    thats how its done there boys

  20. Shelby Says:
    December 9th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Hey now, i LOVE the country. I’ve lived in it all my life. Rednecks have way more fun & are the most productive. There might be all then big city people in the offices but i bet you they couldnt handle bein in the county for a day. & Redneck boys are SEXY!! Thats all i’ll date(: Dont judge unless you’ve actually experienced a day in the life of a redneck!

  21. bill joe Says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 9:26 am

    you know your a redneck if your house has more miles then your truck

  22. big rick 68 Says:
    January 22nd, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    i live in a hick town love muddin and huntin just wait tilll she hears these ones lol

  23. Anonymous Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    im not fred flinstone but i can make ur bed rock ~! :)

  24. zach Says:
    March 1st, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    u look broken let me fix u with duct tape
    -zach. never under estimate redneck enginuity

  25. Anonymous Says:
    March 11th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    boobs ar nice

  26. Tbone Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    OOOOOWEEEE,, She’d make a hound dog leave a porkchop truck!!

  27. jh Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 1:40 am

    i am a redneck and i have a lifted truck people are just mad cuz we are ourselves instead of someone we aint but its alright cuz we know more then most of them do

  28. A sophisticated person Says:
    March 26th, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Way to use proper grammar retards. I hope you enjoy polluting the earth and believe me i can fix my own car.

  29. Katie Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    These are hilarious but rednecks are down right sexy. Especially when they chew tobacco.

  30. BIG COUNTRY Says:
    April 9th, 2010 at 10:49 am

    REDNECK ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!

  31. jesse james Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Yee haw im a redneck so shut up bout us

  32. Brandiiii&Landonnn! Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 10:16 am

    RECKNECKKKK JOKESSS,,, HAHAHAH so awsommmmeee!(;

  33. Randy Says:
    April 20th, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    Can i have your picture so i can tell santa clause what i want for christmas

  34. Bubba Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:08 am

    im a redneck and yea i have a jacked up truck and im proud of it so SHUT UP bout us!!!!

  35. karen Says:
    April 29th, 2010 at 9:57 am

    i love redneck boys and high lifted trucks both of these things are sexy

  36. karen Says:
    April 29th, 2010 at 10:26 am

    i am a redneck chick and proud of it if you dont like it then go away

  37. Anonymous Says:
    May 19th, 2010 at 11:44 am

    ahhaha these are hilarious

  38. donald Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 8:42 am

    ummm do u have a band aid cause i scraped my knee when i fell for u

  39. Mia Jane Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    to the sospisticated person that posted on march 26 2010, at 2:44 pm: Your nuttier than a squirle turd i tell you that right now. Proper language is about as useless as buttons on a dishrag and i am proud bout where i come from and i was raised in a good family with high values and i will never raise above my raisin. and if you were to see a country boy/redneck you would be all over him like flies on shit! and folks that think that they are so much better than everyone else are useless as tits on a boar and for you i think that you are a couple bricks short of a load. if i put yur brain in a nats but it would fly backwards.

    your PROUD fellow REDNECK!!!!!!

  40. Mia Jane Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 7:49 pm


  41. hey yall Says:
    May 28th, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    hey yall need to shutup bout us rednecks cuz all u city folks aint never seen a tree or a pig or got dirty
    rednecks are raised WORKING for they own shit and u all had it handed to ya. so shut up cuz u dont know what u talkin about!! and wat use is grammar???? it aint like u gonna get a JOB spelling right!!

  42. 10-4 /mgm GIT R DONE Says:
    June 10th, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    ithink rednecks have the most fun and live life to the fulest and we aint afraid to do nothin i tell you what it sure beats workin an an office n yer high class little suits you city folk dont get a chance to live and wes smarter than u think maybe not at grammer or book smarts but we can fix just about nything ou give us and just think sriously without us rednecks… you wouldnt be eatin out and eatin fancy steak and good food so just think bout whatyall are sayin? we could teach u city slickers a thing or two just give us the chance so dont make fun of us rednecks or you can kiss food goodbye

  43. kevin in al Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Ill tell u what. I’m a country guy. But I still have an education. I can’t spell woth donk but I’m still in love with the country side of life. There’s nothing better than going out with ur girl and getting stuck in the mud out by a lake. Good times and even though I don’t have the full accent of redneck I still got the tan and attitude and I love it.

  44. Margaret Says:
    June 14th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    I’m a country gal all the way and Country boys are the best! ;) And do ya city-slickers ever think of where ya get yur food?! And who do ya call an angel when our boyfriend pulls up with his truck when yur stuck in my mud and to dang scared to hop out and push that lil’ “green” car yurself?! And we have a heck of a lot of fun while we WORK! And pickup rides down the old dirt road are the highlight of my day! So y’all best not judge a book by it’s cover! And BTW the country boys around here are the best dang lookin’ guys you’ll ever meet! (Charmin’ too!)

  45. noodle Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    hey A sofisticated person, go get bent. you prob dont know the difference between your head and your ass. don’t worry im sure if i looked at you i couldn’t tell either

  46. Vane Says:
    July 26th, 2010 at 2:27 am

    I’m a straight up country girl born an raised but I moved to the city, but I still love my country ways I drive a jacked-up 2010 Toyota Tacoma 5 speed thats always muddy..People stair all the time.. But this is me and thats all that matters..

  47. Daisy Duke Says:
    July 26th, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    Hey ya’ll, these are great. Damn city people they don’t understand and they never will. i guess he fell out of and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!! welp imma go ride my horse catch ya later.

  48. Silencor Says:
    August 9th, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    You know your a redneck if you got married for the rice.
    How do you know you live next to a wealthy redneck? There are 3 junked cars in the front lawn.
    How did the redneck know his wife had been cheating on him? She gave birth to a baby with a normally shaped head.

  49. duke Says:
    August 23rd, 2010 at 5:29 am

    Wow, rednecks are awsome! I’d know, because, I am a redneck, and I use great grammar, it isn’t the best but, pretty darn good! What is wrong with being a redneck? It is a way of life!!! I am a hard working 13 year old boy, I do what is right, praise God, and stay loyal to those I love! Now, is that really bad? God bless all you rednecks out there!!!

  50. Anonymous Says:
    September 1st, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    I live in a city, but i grew up red neck :)

  51. clint norfolk , ne Says:
    September 1st, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    this is the coolist funniest shit ever thanks for a good night.

  52. ginger kid Says:
    October 18th, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Ur not that brigjtest bulb but at least I can turn.u on

  53. ginger kid Says:
    October 18th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    Ur not tha brightest bulb but at least I can turn u on yeeehaaw

  54. BobbyJo Says:
    October 25th, 2010 at 9:20 am

    Your mom goes to college.
    Your moms an avacado.
    Youre so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwurr:D

  55. hickerbilly Says:
    October 31st, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    I am a redneck all the way and i drive a jacked up dodge with smoke stacks. I was born and raised a redneck. I grew up out in the woods workin huntin and fishin. I love redneck boys and city folk just dont know maybe they should do muddin wit one of us rednecks. They still wouldnt understand its one of those its in ur blood things. If you live and breath the redneck life its in ur blood. Its who ur are. Im proud to be a redneck. God bless

  56. rednecklover Says:
    November 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    im not redneck. but i only date redneck boys! (: they r the sweetest guys! they kno how to have a good time (; and show wats up! redneck boys r completly ADORABLE, try one out.. ull like it (;

  57. redneckgirlforlife Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    well rednecks rock!!! Give me a boy with a big truck any day. They work damn hard and rock the way in to your heart. They are adorable.

  58. Haley Says:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 10:39 am

    uhhh i dont appreciate tha comment that says the undercover girls had to put on 6 times there normal makeup to attract a southern man. i guess you had to put all that makeup on to cover up ur fugly faces cuz down south we dont have to wear makeup with our gorgeous faces :)

  59. JenJen Says:
    December 12th, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    Love rednecks!!!

  60. Anonymous Says:
    December 28th, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    Listen. I was born in the country and HATE it. I can’t understand how you like it so much.I’m movin when I get the chance, you filthy rednecks.

  61. wasco dooley Says:
    January 3rd, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Y’all can laugh at us rednecks all you want to. I’ve been up north and seen ya and heard the funny way y’all talk. And if we’re so stupid, why do y’all keep movin down here? Get back in y’alls ” kaaa’s” and go home.

  62. jessica Says:
    January 5th, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    im complete redneck.. im the girl that rides dirtbike an the ass your looking at when your trying to keep up.. dont laugh at rednecks.. wish you were one

  63. zee Says:
    January 5th, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    FROM REDNECK ZEE.”Damn baby if you was a beer i’ll pop your top!!

  64. Jesse Boston Says:
    January 6th, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Well y’all, hate to tell ya I’m a 28year old chick and I’m straight as RedNeck as they come! I have a jacked Jeep, hunt, fish, play in the mud all night drivin type of gal! There ain’t nothing wrong with being Red heck I’d rather be who I’am. Im good at it and I love it. You’d never guess it looking at me!! I sure am purdy, been told many times, just saying rednecks are just as sweet as cream, so y’all don’t go dis’n something u have no clue about! Let get a big H*** YEAH for the REDNECK GIRLS LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Hunter Says:
    January 6th, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    What makes all of you city boys think you are so much better than rednecks? What makes you think you can criticize the way they live their lives? I’m not a complete redneck, but I come from the country and I loved it! Our parties are way better than you’re little wine parties. I love how everyone from the Northern parts always have something to say to a southern person online but never do in person. You may say-think you have a better education than I do, even though you probably don’t, but I’ll stil kick your ass.

  66. Backwoods Hoss Says:
    January 22nd, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    Howdy, i was born and raised in the country. Your little 5 tree swing set park ain’t nothin compared to the playground god gave us out here. And to all you city folk out there, learn to respect a lady for once. I go to school on the outskirts of a fairly large city, and i have friends that are city girls and they always come to me when their city boyfriends don’t treat em right. Then i gotta give em the talk and the infamous death glare that every redneck/country person is born with. Usually sets em straight. But im still sick of how you guys treat girls…it ain’t right. Oh and go work for a day, you might gain some useful knowledge and muscle, stop bein so wimpy and scared of everything.

  67. redneck gal Says:
    January 27th, 2011 at 9:33 am

    i love rednecks

  68. farva Says:
    January 28th, 2011 at 9:28 am

    i heard that yall

  69. Gizmo Says:
    January 31st, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    yall rednecks dont polute they all help the economy the recicle everything and just cause we kill anymals dont mean we dont eat em… hell i jus killed 23 coon last night they all in da freeza… my girl she never complianss becuse all her vegies are home grown ya no in a big garden with all da tomaters and potaters ya we livin right bein free… we dont wear no ugly three piece whatever da hell ya wanna call them high priced chineese made undies hahahaha…. ya we have jacked up we jus havin ta pull yalls stupids assess aut the ditches wen yall come to the country wait why da yall come aut here yall cant drive wort a shit yall never shot gun or ever put yummy nawin tobaca in yall lips yall aint never fried chickin or eat raw deer hearts now n i no yall dont have huntin dawgs yall have them whatemakallems fuckin little purse dawgs fuckin ugly some biches yall never wore boots or even horse yall never ran a farm scrapin poo auta stalls yall never worked on ur mammas car cause she fuckined it up drivin to da store last nite…. i aint from da city but i sure no our air is 100 times cleaner than ur bacterouuiios smellin air dat iv ever sniffed in my entire life cow shit smells better than yalls city air so u come out here ya mite good service but forget them dam wireless telephones and fuck all yalls fance dinning an cars yall dont need dat aut here jus ask us we take were ya need ta go so itsw time ta put in some nawin tobacar all yall rednecks grab yall selves some beer and cheers to america HOME OF THE FREEE

  70. Giterdone0896 Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Lets play mud wrastlin

  71. Ol' STROKER Says:
    February 8th, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Them city slickers pass through and laugh at our tight jeans and cough at our diesel fumes and Marlboro reds but somehow their women always end up in our beds cause they can’t deny some real American muscle cause us country boys know howta get down

  72. mudder Says:
    February 20th, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    haha this is funny..there aint nothing like goin muddin all night long, drinkin beer, sppitin dip, yes im a girl and i dip! we drive jacked up trucks and love our hard wrkin cowboys<3

  73. Bubba Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    You might be a redneck if you use christmas lights for extintion cords.

  74. scott Says:
    February 25th, 2011 at 4:30 am

    know how ya can tell that both husband and wife chew tobacco? theres tobacca stains on both sides of the truck

  75. chase Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    the ocean is wide and you cant step it.. i love you and you cant hep it…

  76. Anonymous Says:
    March 12th, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    mm i wonder if u can use christmas lights as extension cords. I was raised out in a lil town and 3 acres, walking round in cow crap all dat time. SPent the last 3 yrs in city, and ya know what? WHen im 16, im gettin a 1990s solid metal truck, fittin in w/ momnster truck wheels, and finding the nearest demolition derby! i dont damn care if people stare, I like trucks, and I learned to drive on an old john deere tractor. I am no damn city slut, the idea of going to a fancy lil place makes me wanna puke. and the lil bitty dogs and ‘designer’ breeds- the lil ones r deformities, the desginers are damn mutts. Deal with it, yall…. cheescake is better than icecream!

  77. JD Says:
    April 5th, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    Every one thinks hah dumb hick or stupid redneck, till they break down, or until they realize that 90% of the armed forces are rednecks and they can only make fun of us because we protect thier rights

  78. BOBBY Says:
    April 7th, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    yall know somethin bout us rednecks and southern boys….we aint gotta listen to nobody and dont give a shit bout nuthin. there’s nuthin better than a log or bag of backer in ur jaw and drivin through the mud with a cooler of beer and ‘shine in the passenger seat!! HEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW my redneck brothers and sisters!!!! [><] Rebel without a cause!!

  79. Charlene Says:
    May 2nd, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    I live in the south. My boyfriend and live the redneck life style. We think these jokes are funny, you have to be able to laugh at your self. There is nothing more fun then joking about the northerners that visit. Every life style can be made into a joke.

  80. zack Says:
    July 7th, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    you might be a rndneck if you cant spell redneck

  81. Danielle Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    Hey everyone. I’m from a tiny little hick town and I love it. I love country music, country boys, and country living.They are the best. I agree with all of you… the city sucks… i can’t wait to get as far away from it as possible.

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