Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.
Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…
Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
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Its a good thing i have m library card.
Cause im totally checkin you out!!
The Flirt Says:
February 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Do you know why I cant see any stars tonight ? – You outshine them.
A hot sexy mama Says:
February 16th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.
February 16th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
screw me if im wrong, but havent we met befor?
hey i know u, u r the person with a beautiful smile!
what winks and is like a jackhammar gir:What guy:(wink)
how do u get 10lb outta fly? (unzip pants)
i envy ur lipstick, can u put some on me?
The pick-up truck Says:
February 17th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
MAN:Do you wanna dance? Girl:NO MAN:Sorry i guess u didnt hear me correctly i said you look fat in those pants
If u were a booger id pick u first
I noticed u noticing me so i just wanted to put u on notice that i noticed u too
§weet Kisses Says:
February 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
you wanna know what I want to do in my life? replys ” what ” you…
February 20th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
hey, do u have some time to spare?? (why?), coz i wamna hit on u!
February 21st, 2008 at 6:21 am
Did you know your like my blood your A+ and always in my heart
February 21st, 2008 at 8:16 pm
hey r u an angel because i called heaven when i saw u and they said i am in need of a gardian angle.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:30 pm
i’m blind, can you hold my stick and show me where to go?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
February 25th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Do you like fruits?
because your the apple of my eye.
My neck hurts..
because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
February 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you
February 26th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Roses are red pickles are green I love your legs and everything in between
ok, so i’m gonna ask you to dance and your gonna say yes and then we are gonna go back to one of our places and fall in love and then we’ll get married and have kids but then you’ll get upset that i “spend to much time at work” and accuse me of cheating on you and we’re gonna fight and then get a divorce and have to explain to the kids why mommmy and daddy are getting a divorce so let’s just save ourselves loads of time and trouble. wanna have meaningless sex?
April 16th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Did you know that there’s 215 bones in the human body? Wanna make it 216?