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Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever
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Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.
Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…
Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
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January 8th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Hey cucumber can I get your number
Hey zuqini take off your bikini
Hey are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world
January 14th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Did you just fart?? …Cause you blew me away!
January 16th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!
January 16th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
are you from tennessee? because your the only ten i see!!!
January 17th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?
January 17th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
January 18th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
if one of your legs was christmas, and the other thanksgiving, …. [Sorry Ethan. The rest was removed by moderator...]
January 18th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
if you where my home work, I’d do you on the table.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
do you like eggs ;)
January 18th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Is your name Gillete? Because you’re the best a man can get!
January 19th, 2008 at 8:03 am
I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!
January 20th, 2008 at 4:13 am
did u get that body at mcdonalds? becos ‘im lovin it’.
is your name CAMBELL? cos ur ‘MMM MMM GOOD!’
January 21st, 2008 at 9:19 pm
do you know cpr? cuz you just took my breath away.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
cause i swear i see myself in your pants!
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
u turn my software to hardware
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Excuse me, Do you have a band-aid?
Because i cut my knee when i fell for you.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
(Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I’ve never fallen for a girl like you before
January 26th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
do you diliver peoples mail, because i dont want to surprise you with my package
January 26th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
well here i am. what are your other two wishes?
January 27th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…
January 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
*rubs her back*
I thought angles had wings.
January 29th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I don’t know how to say this but
I think you have stolen my heart
January 29th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
is your father an alien? cause you’re outta this world!
if this were a meat factory, you’d be prime rib.
i’ve heard milk is good for the body, but DAMN how much did you drink!?
January 30th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Do you have any irish in you? Would you like some?
January 31st, 2008 at 1:07 am
Do u kno y the sky is so gray today? no. because all the blue is in ur eyes.
i must be a snowflake b/c i’m falling for u.
is ur dad a baker, b/c u have some great buns!
im gonna come out and say this, let’s go #%&@*
January 31st, 2008 at 2:55 pm
so u work for ups cuz i could of sworn i seen u looking at my package
January 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…..wanna go running?
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
how do you like your egg’s in the morning? fertilized?
i love your outfit but think it would look alot better on my bedroom floor
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 am
if i told u that u had a hot body will you hold it against me
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:33 am
you smell. lets shower
February 4th, 2008 at 6:48 am
have itwith me tonight ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
February 4th, 2008 at 7:13 am
god, heaven gone to sh*t since u left.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.
Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you.
February 5th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
can i have your picture, so i can show santa what i want for christmas?
February 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
do you do karate? cause your body is kickin!
February 6th, 2008 at 9:23 am
WOW! These are GRREAT pick up lines….i know i would fall for them, good job guys!:)
February 6th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle!
February 7th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
wow thats a tall class of water .. and im thirsty
February 7th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Why don’t you come sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?
February 7th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:49 am
you must be a mathematician because boy you do a great root
February 8th, 2008 at 12:50 am
did you just come from a post-office because damn you have a big package
February 8th, 2008 at 12:52 am
well theres the exit…will u go out with me?
February 8th, 2008 at 8:23 am
is your dad a baker, because you got hot bunns
February 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am
hey travis my dads a baker, you wanna tiuch my bunns.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Use at beer and liquor store or bar… You know, I don’t really drink; I only come in here so much to see you
February 8th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
February 9th, 2008 at 12:49 am
are you stalking me cuz that would be super
February 9th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Are you a vacuum cleaner cause you really suck
Are you an alarm clock cause you opened my eyes.
are you corn cause you stalking me
are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy
February 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am
do u like sleeping…
so do I, lets do it together sometime
February 11th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
u r the aple of my heart and everytime i sees ur eyes wants 2 make me cry…thinking u r my pontential wife
February 11th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
my name isnt elmo, but you could tickle me anyday lol no jk seriously
February 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Are you from Tennessee?Cause You’re the only ten I see.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:54 am
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
(check her shirt tag) yep…just what i thought made from heaven
February 12th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
i put the STD in stud now all i need is u
February 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I’m easy, are you?
Guy: My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. Girl: I do Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
I may not be mr. right, but i’ll do you till he shows up.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
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February 12th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
i really like your peaches, and wanna shake your tree.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Want to make an easy 50 bucks?
February 13th, 2008 at 7:50 am
i love all these pick up lines…i know that i would fall for all of them if someone had said them to me….they are great!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Baby, I’m like Taco Bell. I’ll spice up your nite.
Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
You’re not the best looking thing here tonite. But really, beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
February 14th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table
February 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
If you were a booger, I’d pick ya’.
February 14th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
IF I WAS A FLY ID BE ALL UP ON U CAUSE YOUR THE SH*T
February 15th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Is god missing an angel?? Because he sent me down here looking for you!
February 15th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Hey, didn’t you hear? The modeling convention was changed to tomorrow.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the cash?
Hi. So, smile if you want to sleep with me.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
OMG THESE PICK UP LINES ARE AAAAAAMMMMAZZZING!!! I MEAN GOSH WHO WOULDNT FALL FOR THESE!!
THIS TOTTALLLY IMPROVED MY GAME AND LOVE LIFE
THANKS A MILLION!!
EMMA
February 16th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you got FINE FINE FINE
written all over you!!
February 16th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Its a good thing i have m library card.
Cause im totally checkin you out!!
February 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Do you know why I cant see any stars tonight ? – You outshine them.
February 16th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.
February 16th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
screw me if im wrong, but havent we met befor?
hey i know u, u r the person with a beautiful smile!
what winks and is like a jackhammar gir:What guy:(wink)
how do u get 10lb outta fly? (unzip pants)
i envy ur lipstick, can u put some on me?
February 17th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
MAN:Do you wanna dance? Girl:NO MAN:Sorry i guess u didnt hear me correctly i said you look fat in those pants
If u were a booger id pick u first
I noticed u noticing me so i just wanted to put u on notice that i noticed u too
February 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
you wanna know what I want to do in my life? replys ” what ” you…
February 20th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
hey, do u have some time to spare?? (why?), coz i wamna hit on u!
February 21st, 2008 at 6:21 am
Did you know your like my blood your A+ and always in my heart
February 21st, 2008 at 8:16 pm
hey r u an angel because i called heaven when i saw u and they said i am in need of a gardian angle.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:30 pm
i’m blind, can you hold my stick and show me where to go?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
February 25th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Do you like fruits?
because your the apple of my eye.
My neck hurts..
because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
February 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you
February 26th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Roses are red pickles are green I love your legs and everything in between
February 27th, 2008 at 10:14 am
do you like jumping high bars….. cus my bar just went up!!!!
February 27th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
If you were my homework right now,i’d be doing you on the table.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!
February 29th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Your the pan to my hog dogs
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Do u work for Cingular? Cuz you’re raising my bar.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Ia that a mirror in your pocket cause i see myself in your pants
March 4th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Is your dad a baker? no why? Cuz your a cutie pie!
March 4th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
do u have a raisin? how bouta date?
March 4th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
someone pass me the tartor sauce, cuz ur quite the catch!!
March 4th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
if u were a screen door…id slam you all the time
March 4th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Lets play house. You be the door and I’ll slam you.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
do u wash ur panties in windex cuz i can sure see myself in them.
you be my dairy queen and ill be your burger king. you treat me rite and ill do it your way!
March 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Are You tired? (Person says “Why”) Because You’ve been running through my mind all day.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Did it hurt??? When you fell from the sky.
March 7th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Got me? I’ll do your body good.
Ever since I met you, you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent
March 8th, 2008 at 12:12 am
did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? because you look magically delicious.
if you were a pirate, would you want the bird on this shoulder(touch closest shoulder) or this one(wrap your arm around and touch other shoulder)?
March 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
u be the door, lock me out and ill bang on it
March 8th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Omg..Let’s play house, you can be the screen door and I’ll slam YOU ALL night! :] (Yeah, you know you want it!xD)
March 9th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
do you want to be my dirty little secret?
March 9th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
step away from the bar please, your melting all the ice.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am
What Pick-up line actually works on you?
(repeat line)
March 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
My love for you is like diareah, I can’t hold it in.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
If I were to follow you home, would you keep me? Feed me? Pet me? Would you do me till you are sleepy?
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March 11th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
If you get taken by a large man its only cause i asked santa for you.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Ive Got some Skittles in my mouth, Wanna taste The Rainbow?
March 13th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
lemme check that tag… yup made in heaven
March 14th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Hi, I’m Fun. I don’t think you’ve had me yet.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Have i seen u befor ………….
in the dictionary right next to kazammmmmmmmmmm
im an astronaut and my next mission is to go to uranis
do you have a map because im lost in your eyes
damb girl
i wish u were corn so i could grow a whole field of yalllll
some girl named jasmine
guy:wats ur name girl:im jasmine guy:ohhh im aladin
March 16th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Well, I’m kind of a big deal
March 17th, 2008 at 4:55 am
what would you do if i kiss you?
guy: i’m invincible can you see me? girl: yes. guy: how about tomorrow.
you know what would make this rose look pretty? if you wear it.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.
March 19th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
guy: is your dad a thief GIRL: no GUY: well then who put those diamonds in your eyes
March 19th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Is your name Campbells because you’re mm mm good.
March 19th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Are your parents terrorists because you’re the bomb.
March 21st, 2008 at 3:54 am
Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
Nice shoes wanna f***?
Those earrings are nice., but they’d look better on my night stand in the morning!
March 21st, 2008 at 6:52 am
u turn me on like a lightswitch
March 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am
Damn girl is yur dad a baker cause you got beautiful bunns!
March 21st, 2008 at 7:56 pm
excuse me miss, the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:12 pm
YOur Dad must have been a TERRORIST….because you’re the BOMB
March 24th, 2008 at 11:53 am
do u play the trumpet cuz your makin me whorny
March 25th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Hello, My name is Doyle. And these wonderful pick-up lines have spiced up my sex life and love life by a great deal :D
March 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Do you work at little ceasers?? because your hot and I’m ready.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
hey,wanna have sex?
March 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
hey, lets be like nike, just do it.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
i wish u where a screen door so i could slam u all day long.
lets do math add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am
hey u guys have great ass pick up lines! hahahahahaha
March 26th, 2008 at 9:39 am
check this out lol its a funny ass one!
”if u were a pokemon i’d choose you…
March 26th, 2008 at 9:42 am
excuse me miss im sorry to bother you but i really had to come by cuz i really wanna know your name…
to the guys<— use this line and trust me it wont startle or scare them away haha
March 26th, 2008 at 9:47 am
hey u look familiar, oh yea I read about you in a dictionary, u were the definition of fine.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:48 am
If i followed the rainbow will i get u in the end?
March 26th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
if i gave you a sexy negligee would there be anything in it for me?
My names Mike, but you can call me tonight
March 26th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Do You Work For UPS?
No Why?
Because I Noticed You’re Checkin’ Out My Package
March 26th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Hey baby, if you were a booger i’d pick u first.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Wats Cookin Good Lookin???
March 27th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Hey, wanna play Paul Revere and ride my pony?
March 27th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Hey are you the reason for global warming because you are HOTT!
March 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
(Carry a screw around in your pocket)
(Pull it out in front of a fine girl and say)
“Hey, look at that… wanna screw?”
March 28th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
lets do math. add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and multiply!
March 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I was looking back to see
if you were looking back at me
to see if I was looking back at you
looking back at me!
March 29th, 2008 at 9:20 am
you must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you!
March 29th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
is ur name cingular? cuz ur raising my bar
March 29th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
my love for you is like diarea i just cant hold it in
March 30th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I Lost My Teddy Bear, Will you sleep with me?
March 31st, 2008 at 9:44 am
Did you have lucky charms this morning? Because you are looking magically delicious.
March 31st, 2008 at 9:48 am
When your driving on the road, and you need to drop a load………… DIAREA! (clap clap) DIAREA! (clap clap)
March 31st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Hey, Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!
April 1st, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Bang me if im wrong, but is your name Amanda??
April 1st, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Guy:Does your bed get cold on one side at night? Blonde Girl: yes..
Guy: Well i will come over about 10pm and fix it
April 1st, 2008 at 9:08 pm
i wanna sex you!
April 1st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
oo oh girl lean back oooh ya gots a mean rack
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am
hey… wanna do it.. i’ll give you cookies….please!?
come to the dark side…we have condoms…
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Excuse me, but could you help me with my phone?
I can’t get it to work, I think it needs your number.
April 4th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Excuse me, can I have my breath back? Cause, girrrl, you took it away!
April 4th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
April 5th, 2008 at 1:50 am
nice pick-up lines huh!!! =)) love it!
April 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Good thing I’m not flammable because your smokin hot
April 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
do you like water?(yes)then you already like 70 percent of me
April 6th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
if you were a buger id pick you first
April 6th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
if u held 6 roses in front of a mirror ud see 7 of the most beautiful things in da world
April 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
do you have a ninja in your pants because your ass is kicking.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am
“Nice legs, When do they open?”
April 8th, 2008 at 11:45 am
u know what would look good on u…… Me
April 11th, 2008 at 4:05 am
my names not elmo,, but you can tickle me anytime you want to :)
April 11th, 2008 at 4:14 am
my name may not be frd flinstone,, but i sure can make your bed rock. :)
April 11th, 2008 at 5:49 am
yaa all is corney
April 11th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Hi iam (your name)and your cute (actually worked for me twice)
I have a flashdrive, can I plug it into you real quick?
April 12th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
(thorws random thing at girl) girl:what the hell guy: i just thought this would be a funny thing to tell are kids how we met
April 14th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
good thing i have my library card cuz im checkin u out
April 14th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
im a pirate and im lookin for me treasur can i look around your chest
April 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
You know your like a keg right? ‘Cause i want to tap you alll night long.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
ok, so i’m gonna ask you to dance and your gonna say yes and then we are gonna go back to one of our places and fall in love and then we’ll get married and have kids but then you’ll get upset that i “spend to much time at work” and accuse me of cheating on you and we’re gonna fight and then get a divorce and have to explain to the kids why mommmy and daddy are getting a divorce so let’s just save ourselves loads of time and trouble. wanna have meaningless sex?
April 16th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Did you know that there’s 215 bones in the human body? Wanna make it 216?
April 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
April 19th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I’m like a clock and your the batteries. without you my world would end!
April 20th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
hey nice legs, what time do they open.
April 21st, 2008 at 3:56 pm
you got nice legs…
when do they open
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Exucse me, do you have a keg in your pants? cause i wanna tap that ass.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
You a vet cause these pupies are sick
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Hey see my friend over there? They want to know if you think i am cute.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
boy: i wish u were a screen door….
gurl: why??
boy: so i can SLAMM U ALL DAY LONG
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 am
hey can you please scratch my back….my arms are far too muscular for me to reach
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 am
hey…I like the way your body looks!
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 am
go over to girl and point to a friend in the distance and say: “see my friend over there?…..yeah wee he wants to know if you’ll kiss me?
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Your parents must’ve been bakers cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
The word of the day is ‘legs’. Now lets go back to your place and spread the word.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
hey, is your dad a preacher who had a rich wife and lived in an elegant home? CUZ YOUR HOTTTTTTT
April 24th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
hey, i think you’re good looking. especially your BOOOOBSSSSS
April 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
ay, so, listen….
CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA?
April 24th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
the word of the day is “LEGS,” let’s go back to your place and have sex
April 24th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
is your name summer cuz ur hot as hell
April 24th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Im sorry, I lost the key to my heart and I think you have it…
April 26th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
they call me coffee cause i grind fine!
April 27th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
(singing) “pussy cat pussy cat i love you!”
“hey theres a great toy store down the road called Dickie Jr.’s fun games” wanna go there?
you must be peanut butter cause your makin my legs feel like jelly!
they call me coffee cause i smell great, taste great and keep you up all night!
(from Kanye West’s Song) “excuse me little homey, i know you dont know me but i like to blow trees”
you must be canada cause your making me feel like niagra falls!
April 27th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Is ur father a theif? Cause he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
CAN I BE THE BIG SPOON?
April 29th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?
April 30th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
did you eat lucky charms this morning because your looking magically delicous
May 1st, 2008 at 9:30 pm
hey my name is ________ but you can call me later!
May 1st, 2008 at 9:33 pm
how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertalized??
May 1st, 2008 at 9:43 pm
wow! that outfit looks great on you!!
so, is it easy to take off????
May 1st, 2008 at 9:46 pm
hey, so why dont you come over here, sit on my lap, and we could talk about whatever POPS UP!! *wink wink*
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 am
If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 Roses you would see 12 of the most beautiful things.
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 am
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
[Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I’m throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Do my shoes match my eyes? *person looks them up and down* stop checking me out!
May 5th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Would you like a raison? No? How about a date?
May 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am
we have the same hair color lets make babies
May 5th, 2008 at 11:05 am
you guy’s are so cheezy!
These won’t work. lol :)
May 5th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
My love for u is like diarrhea. I just can’t keep it in.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
i hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
I lost my teddybear, can i sleep with you?
May 7th, 2008 at 8:38 am
hey baby you wanna do math lets add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
May 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am
oh em gee theese are so lame but funnny
May 7th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
so if i bite my lip would you kiss it better?
May 10th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I’m a dentist… Can I fill your cavities?
May 10th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Let’s play chess… You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move!
May 10th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Can I take your temperature?
May 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
babababababababababababababababbababababab
May 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
excuse me miss, can i have the time? id check my watch but i cant take my eyes off you
May 14th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Is there a light switch on my forehead cuz when you walk by i get turned on???
That shirt is aweful take it of!!! NOW
May 16th, 2008 at 4:10 am
Pull out a piece of grass and say (Wanna root?) (route)
May 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
You’ve been a very naughty boy
Now go to my room ;]
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
You must be part Jamacian B/c Ur Ja-makin-me-crazy
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
do you have ninjas in your pants because your butt s kicking
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I think i need to call god. Because I must of been touched by an angel.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I need to put sunscreen on around u b/c dang ur hot!
May 25th, 2008 at 4:42 am
great pickup lines :]
May 27th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Do you girls know about the 2 for 1 special… 2 of you 1 of me… now aint that special.
May 28th, 2008 at 8:45 am
do you work at a lumber yard cause you have been giving me wood all day
i wish you were a poster so i could nail you on the wall
is your dad a baker cause your one cutie pie
May 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
did you invite all these people? i thought it was just going ot be the two of us
May 29th, 2008 at 7:24 am
i like eggs do you?
May 29th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
baby do u have a licence?…cause ur driving me crazy
May 30th, 2008 at 8:54 am
never moon a werewolf
May 30th, 2008 at 11:41 am
if you were a candy bar you would be a snickers because you sure satisfy me.
Can I take your picture? Because I want to show santa claus exactly what I want for Christmas
You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you
Hey hows it going..wanna do it(say this fast)…you doing good cool…so hows about it
May 30th, 2008 at 11:46 am
If we were in hell you would be smoking…Because baby your hot
May 30th, 2008 at 11:47 am
You droped something…My Jaw
May 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Can I feel your shoulders? Why? I want to see if there Wings.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:52 am
(this one is for Texans) Hey every thing is bigger in Texas
May 31st, 2008 at 12:43 am
you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me
June 1st, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I play the field,
and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
If a star fell for every time i thought of you,
the sky would be empty.
Oh no, I’m choking!
I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
If I had a garden, I’d put our tulips (two lips) together.
June 1st, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Don’t frown, Because you’ll never know
who might be falling in love with your smile.
June 1st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
You must be Cinderella, Because i need you to be my Happily Ever After.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
wheres the nearest bakery shop ?
why ?
because i need a sweetie pie like you .
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Are you an advil? because I’d like to take you every 2-4 hours
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 pm
girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of yall.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:29 am
“Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to heaven?”
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
To number twelve:
Is your name Nike? Cause we can just do it.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
do u work at subway becasue you give me a footlong
June 6th, 2008 at 10:00 am
you: is your father a thief?
girl: no why?
you:because it looks like he has stollen all the stars and out them in your eyes
June 6th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
did you com from th candy jar.
cause you sure look like a hot tamolee to me
June 6th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
i loved number 111 that would work for me
- When you walked in the building i called the firemen because you were smokin
June 7th, 2008 at 1:59 am
oi these r so good!
made my day haha
definately gna use them
June 8th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Do you like pokemon cause i’d shure like to take a picacho.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?;)
June 10th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Here`s a dime ’cause your so fine
June 11th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Can I sit on you’re lap? We can talk about the first thing that pops up.
June 12th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Are you the devil cause you hot as H***!!!
June 12th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
it’s ok if you don’t think you’re pretty. i’m pretty enough of the both of us…
June 12th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you!
June 13th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Are you a park ranger, because you just pitched my tent!
June 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Are you a charger, because my battery just went from empty to full
June 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
do you have a library card cause id like to cheak you out!!!
if you were a laser beam u would be set on stunning!
June 13th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I dropped a tear in the ocean,the day i find it is the day i’ll stop loving you.
Those are nice legs, what time do they open??
I have a dictionary tattooed to my d**k..want me to put some words in your mouth??.
I heard sex is a killer. want to die happy??
June 15th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
(give girl sugar packet) I think you dropped your name tag!!!
June 15th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Are you from UPS?
Kuz I saw u checkin out my package
June 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
baby, i have a size 14 shoe in mens. call me when you have done the math.
June 15th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Honey, I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!!
June 16th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Are you Irish? Well this must be your lucky Day!
June 16th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
What winks and screws like a tiger? (wink).
The word of the day is ‘legs.’ Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
if kisses were like snowflakes, i’d send you a blizzard
June 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Are you having a good day cause just looking at you makes my day
June 17th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
i lost my teddy bear. can i sleep with you?
June 18th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
are you jamaican? cause your jamacain me crazy! :P
June 18th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
ill sleep wit any 1
June 18th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
I LIKE TATOR TOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
do you think im cool? my mom thinks im cool
June 18th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
is your dad a robber, because i swear he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
June 18th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
My name is Justin. Justincredible.
June 20th, 2008 at 9:47 am
i’m just gonna put this out there, if you want it take it, if you don’t like it send it right back…i wanna be on you
June 20th, 2008 at 9:48 am
i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
June 20th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Have you had your lucky charms, cuz you look magically delicious
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good ;]
June 24th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Hey I lost my Virgnty!
Can i have yours?
June 25th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Are you a pokemon?… cuz i wanna take a PIC AT CHU!!
June 25th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
do u come with a fire extinguisher cause ur on fire
June 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Hi, I’m an astronaut and I’m here to explore Uranus
June 26th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
amazin pick up lines \m/
really kick ass, can help ppl in gettin laid lol :D
June 27th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Casey hahaha!!! im here to explore URanus lol!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Hey nice legs. What time do they open?
June 28th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Are you a library book, cuz im checkin u out!
Hey Im Bob, but you can call me anytime.
June 29th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Hey, I’m good at math. I’d like to add you and me. Subtract our cloths, and multiply.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:21 am
lmao the ones i tried never worked but were worth trying xD hilarious!!!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:04 pm
you are hot and i am not
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
ur the tuna to my salad lets get some crackers
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
hey baby i lost my number… can i have urs??
hey baby i lost my verginity…. can i have urs??
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
hey r u good at math..
so liets add da bed subtract da clothes divide da legs n pray 2 god u dnt multiply
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:37 pm
hey do you work at at&t b/c you make my bar raise
July 4th, 2008 at 12:21 am
If i bought a soccerball, would you come kick it with me?
July 4th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
(have your friend give you a $20 bill put it in your pocket walk up to the chick with your friend and say) wow dude, your right those are the prettiest eyes i have ever seen and hand him back his $20
July 7th, 2008 at 3:31 am
are u jamaican?…coz jamaican me crazy!
July 8th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Do You Wash Your Pants In Windex Because I Can Practically See Myself In Them!
July 12th, 2008 at 8:58 am
ROSES ARE RED VILOETS ARE BLUE IM JUST CRAZY BOUT ME AND YOU
July 12th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
how do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
July 14th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Are you a field?
because i wanna plow you!
July 17th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
all my life i was told no one was perfect…
and i always believed it until i met you!
July 17th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
fo real yo yall is mad wack wit dese pick up lines. i mean sum of dem is funny, but i doubt they actually gon work. rill dill no pickel
July 17th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Let’s go to your room
and give me an hour
July 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
fried or fertilized??
July 19th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’m sterile!
July 19th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
i’m just squirl and u got my nuts
July 20th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Guy: Are your toes cold?
Girl: No.
Guy: Maybe because you’re so HOT.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:55 am
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
July 21st, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Guy: how many stars do you think are in the sky?
girl: (gives answer)
Guy: ohh you forgot those in your eyes.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:24 am
My fave pick up line has been mentioned heaps but it’s:
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
It’s worked a few times for me. =]
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 pm
[MAN] If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
[WOMAN] Well, if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put F and U together. Get my point?
Just goes to show guys, you can’t win them all!
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:01 am
are u a parking ticket??
b-cuz u got fine wrote all over yee
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Hi!
July 24th, 2008 at 1:43 am
is that a keig in your pocket cuz id tap that
July 26th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I LOST MY TEADY BEAR WILL U SLEEP WIT ME!!
July 26th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
how about you come over here and sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up ;)
July 28th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
do you have a mirrior in yourpocket cuz i totally wanna bone you!!
July 29th, 2008 at 3:36 am
ive lost my virginity can i have yours?
July 29th, 2008 at 6:27 am
do u smoke? oh yes u do coz ur smokin right now!!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
do you have a bandaid?
… because i scraped my knee falling for you =)
July 30th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
hi. im chuck.
July 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
You know what else rhymes with chuck?
August 1st, 2008 at 4:34 pm
guy: if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
girl: rly? if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put f and u together
August 1st, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Do you live in Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Do you eat pancakes? ;O
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 am
c the marks on mah back??? thats cos uve got me whipped
August 5th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
-if you were the new burger at mcdonalds…you’d be called the mcgorgeous!!
-boy:do you have some irish in you?? gurl:no boy:do you want somee??
-do you have a bandaid?? coz i scraped my knee falling for you
-damn gurl are thoughs space pants coz your butts out of this worldd
-
August 8th, 2008 at 3:34 am
your eyes are as blue as my toliet water
August 11th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Baby,somebody better call god, cuz he’s missing an angel
August 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Yeah your cute, but I bet you look ten times better naked.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Hey baby, I may not be Mr. Right. But i could be Mr. Right now.
August 12th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you!
August 14th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Have you looked in the dictionary lately for the definition of Hot cuz ure name is written all under it.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
*puts wet finger on sholder* lets get you out of these wet cloths….
August 15th, 2008 at 4:39 am
i shat myself
August 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
you what you and corn in common?
girl- no what?
absolutely nothing (laugh histarically at yourself)
really works!! (:
August 15th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
OK so I’m here, what were your other two wishes?
August 17th, 2008 at 12:33 am
baby do u have a licence?…cause ur driving me crazy
Guy:Does your bed get cold on one side at night? Blonde Girl: yes..
Guy: Well i will come over about 10pm and fix it
August 17th, 2008 at 1:51 am
do you know why the ocean is so saltly??
why?
because you took all of the sweet (:
August 17th, 2008 at 10:15 am
just call me uncle sam cause i want u
August 18th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
do you work at burger king? cuz i want to have you my way
August 18th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Do u want to thumb wrestle? Just with our tounges
August 19th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
“EXCUSE ME?, DOES THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?
August 20th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Should i smile cause your my friend? or should I cry cause I know thats all you’ll ever be?
If your a bad girl go to your room…. if your a naughty girl… go to mine ;)
A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REAL KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED
A peach is a peach.. a plum is a plum… a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue!!! haha
August 20th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Guy: Hey im mr.right i heard you were looking for me.
Were you born goreous or did it progress over time?
Guy: DANG GIRL CALM DOWN!
August 26th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Nice d all pick up lines just rocks,!!awesome job hs been done.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
U can be my breakfest, lunch, and dinner.
We could make beautiful bongo music together.
U could be the Beauty, and i could be the Beast,
(in bed)
I can be your Prince Charminq and u can be my Cinderilla.
August 31st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
all these are hilariousssss! hahaha :D
September 1st, 2008 at 8:24 am
Dude these r freakn funny I’m not sure if theyl work but theyr hilariouse lol!! :p
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
is it easter already cause i want your eggs
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm
i got one for you guys its the best one ive found yet.
hay baby, lets go behind that rock and get a litle boulder…
September 6th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Some things don’t work
Boy: If i could change the alphabet i would put u and i together.
Girl: i don’t know i like how it is N before O
September 6th, 2008 at 3:15 am
men are like chocolate bars…they’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Guy:Ow
Girl:Whats wrong
Guy:When I walked by you i think you broke my heart so im gonna need your number for law purposes
September 7th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Im like mcdonals i love to see you smile
September 10th, 2008 at 2:40 am
i love you. (sweetest thing you could ever say)
September 10th, 2008 at 2:42 am
i wanna have you babies, will you marry me
September 10th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Wanna dance?? No? Well I guess a good **** is out of the question then!
September 12th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Gimme a dolla and ill make you holla!!
September 12th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
this one i made up but it came to me outa no wher
I sent angel to go watch over you for the night but it came back 5 minutes later and said angels don’t watch over other angels. hope it works guys =D
September 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
all of these have worked for me.
i’m gay. wanna convert me?
if i had a nickel for everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have 5 cents.
do you have a bandaid? cause i scraped me knee falling for you.
if i were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
September 13th, 2008 at 11:57 am
best pickup line ever!
“hey”
September 13th, 2008 at 11:58 am
are you from Utah?
cause you taaaaa!!! (you tall)
hahah:D
September 13th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
guy: its hott out here
girl: thats because im out here!
hahh:D
September 13th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
what happened to all the stars in the sky? oh yeahh, the are in your eyes!
September 13th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
My love 4 u is like diarea i just cant hold it
September 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
May i read your t-shirt in XbrailX
(the correct spelling is braille)
September 16th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
1. Sure it’s a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.
2. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
September 16th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
did you trip over a log, how bout a root.
September 16th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Guy: baby whats your sign
Girl: STOP
September 16th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
shawty wats yo sign cus u fine n u should be mine
September 16th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Hey,how yu doin
September 17th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
i wish i was your derivative so i could be tangent to your curve.
September 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Nice bum! Where ya from!?
September 19th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
I got new bed can i try u on it ;)
September 21st, 2008 at 12:39 am
Hey Peeps.
Roses are red Violets are blue i have a crush and its on you
September 21st, 2008 at 2:25 am
I lost my virginty. can I have yours??
September 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am
s your dad a theif (why) cos stole all the stars and put them in your eyes
September 21st, 2008 at 9:54 pm
is that a mirror in your pocket?
cuz hittin that would be 7 years bad luck
September 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
lady your are hot! you even make the devil sweat!
September 21st, 2008 at 11:40 pm
hey im going to bed want to go with me
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
knock knock
whos there
me wondering why your not naked
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
These pick-up lines are so funny and some that i just say awwwwwwwww……………..
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
your like a math problem, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and multiply the babies
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:57 pm
are you a drug, cuz im getting addicted
September 24th, 2008 at 11:12 am
What winks and miakes love likw tiger? **WINK**
September 24th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Don’t walk into that building—the sprinklers might go off!
September 25th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Guy- If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
Girl – if i could i would put f and u
September 25th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Girl, you look so good I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You put the ‘mmmm’ in [email protected]!
Do I pay now or later?
September 26th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
do you like to dance? well then can you go dance so i can talk to your friend..
September 27th, 2008 at 7:52 am
I want to be a derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
…Not exactly for the average joe; you should probably only use this if both of you have at least taken and remembered calculus.
September 27th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Hey wanna play a game? You can play with my Control stick.
September 28th, 2008 at 1:49 am
Girl do you beleve in love at first sight? or should I pass by again
September 28th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
My feelings for uou are like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
September 29th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
My daughter bet me I didn’t have the nerve to talk to you.
I’m taking a survey. Is there any pick up line that would work for me?
As going out the exit, “Hey I just saw you and look, we’re already going out”
September 30th, 2008 at 5:52 am
I was looking for a fried around here. He/she couldn’t found but I’m glad I found you. Would you like to be one?
You remind me of summertime.
Aren’t you forgetting something? Me?
I’ve never tried tamales before. Mind if I try one?
God is being nice to you tonight. So, here I am.
You got what you wished for.
September 30th, 2008 at 5:59 am
You look better than HD.
It must be a sin to look that good.
I’m assuming your name is Gorgeous.
September 30th, 2008 at 8:52 am
nice shoes, wanna get in bed?
September 30th, 2008 at 8:53 am
can i get ur number? because im tired of driving by ur house every day.
September 30th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
yo baby your beautiful i can make you fell gorgeous.
October 1st, 2008 at 6:50 pm
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A RIVER A WINTER BREEZE THAT MAKES MY SOUL SHIVER, NO LETS GO TO MY HOUSE AND GET BUSY
October 1st, 2008 at 7:55 pm
i will give u a nickle to tickle my pickle
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
girl you must of farted because you blew me away
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
hay ur hott
October 4th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
i lost my number…can i have yours?? ;]
October 4th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Hey i pooped my pants Can i barrow yours
October 4th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
is your dress felt? would you like it to be?
October 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I KNOW I DONT HAVE A CHANCE BUT I JUST WANTED TO HEAR AN ANGEL TALK.
IM A LOVE PIRATE AND IM HERE FOR YOU BOOTY
LET US LET ONLY LATEX STAND BETWEEN OUR LOVE
October 7th, 2008 at 5:58 am
Guy: Excuse me miss, but you owe me a drink. Girl: oh yeah, why is that? GUY: because when i saw you, I dropped mine.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Do you have an X on you..cuz im a pirate and i think i have found my treasure
October 8th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Will you have my children? In Fact, you can have them right now. There in the car.
October 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
ARE YOU A SPEEDIN TICKET CAUSE YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU!
ARE YOU WEARING SPACE PANTS CAUSE YOUR ASS IS OUTA THIS WORLD :)
October 9th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
if sexy were a crime you’d be on the death row
October 10th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Use my body to pleasure yourself!
October 12th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Do you like pokémon? Because I’d like to take a pikachu.
ZING. Ha ha ha ha haaaaa.
October 12th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
very funny lines but some of it were mispelled
October 13th, 2008 at 12:28 am
i have tried nearly 50 of these(i stopped cuz one really works)
October 13th, 2008 at 10:41 am
did you fall from heaven?
cause that would explain your face…hahaha!
October 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
if u were a booger i would totally pick you
October 13th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
How much does a polar bear weigh…. enough to break the ice…. wanna go to my place
October 15th, 2008 at 8:57 am
hello my name is pogo wanna jump on my stick
October 15th, 2008 at 8:59 am
wanna know what makes the world go around……..
You do
October 16th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast??? cause your magically delicious
October 16th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
I feel like a cashier.(Why) because I’ve been checking you out all night.
October 18th, 2008 at 4:23 am
Are you a light switch cause you turn me on?!
October 21st, 2008 at 1:09 am
EXCUSE ME…. IS THAT A KEG IN YOUR PANTS??? CAUSE I WANNA TAP THAT AZZZZZZZ.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:55 am
are those space pants cause [email protected] girl ur @$$ is outta this world
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
gerald totally got that off of fresh prince of bel air. i saw that this morning
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Excuse me sweetheart but i was wondering, do you have a boyfriend?,(girl) No?, Do you want one?
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
U GUYZ R SO SIC DOS ANY OF THIS SH*T ACTRULY WORK ??????????????????????????
October 24th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Your mom is like home depot she charges 50 cents a screw!
October 24th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
can i go to the bakery?
cuz i need a cutie pie just like you
October 24th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Do you know what they say about people have big feet???they have big sox!!!!!!!!!!
October 25th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
how bout this one
nice shirt, it would look better on my bedroom floor
October 28th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access. ;)
October 29th, 2008 at 1:29 am
let me see ur shirt, i knew it.. made in heaven
October 29th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Wow all these years the bible has been wrong. It said god rested on the 7th day but he couldn’t have he was too busy creating you.
October 29th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Nice legs, What time do they open??
October 29th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
i would love it if guys said this to me;)
October 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
wanna have sex and order a pizza?
October 30th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
you have something on your ass..what?.. my eyes
October 31st, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Excuse me miss im not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if your backing that much ass.
November 1st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
aren’t you tired ? U have been running on my mind the whole night !
November 1st, 2008 at 6:47 pm
So when do u change into ur birthday suitt ???
November 1st, 2008 at 6:57 pm
u wanna be my mountain cuz’ i wanna climb all over yu
November 1st, 2008 at 6:58 pm
wanna be my roller coaster becuz ur full of twists and turns.
November 1st, 2008 at 7:00 pm
i wish u were a poster so i could stare at u all day.
November 1st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
you:theres something wrong with your hand(guy/girl): what? (you: im not holding it
November 1st, 2008 at 10:39 pm
doesnt matter how small it is it depends on how you use it
November 3rd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
(Start to cry)
Girl:Whats wrong?
You: I love you
=]
November 4th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Can I smell your poop?
November 4th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see me in your pants.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
omggg.
uhh is there a light switch on my forehead??
cause everytime i see you you turn me on:))
.. :PP
November 6th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Boy: Did you know that their Is a million cells in your body?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: want some more inside of you?
November 6th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
hahahahahah funny sh*t
November 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
you must be good at math, cuz u just solved all my problems.
November 9th, 2008 at 12:10 am
lol i love these
November 10th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
good ones:
you are finer than granulated sugar
I hear you’re a pirate captain. do you put your parrot on THIS shoulder (put hand on closest shoulder) or THIS shoulder (put arm around and hold other shoulder)?
How much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice.
if anybody uses these, you can always say ‘my karate instructor says i can’t date till i’m 30′
works every time
November 10th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
they do not work
November 10th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
i c u have cowboy boots on thats good bc u gonna do alot of riding tonight!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am
do you wash your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them. those clothes look good on you, theyed look better on my bedroom floor.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Do you know karate?? ..Cause dang girl your body sure is kickin!
November 12th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
The spaces between your fingers were created so others could fill them in (GIVE THEM YOUR HAND).
November 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
these comments are funny although I can’t imagin anybody actually using them so all the people who say theydon’t work are the people who went on the internet and looked up pickup lines, tried them on girls/boys and obviously didn’t succed its time to try something else
mack attack makes me smile
November 13th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
i swear my hubbie got on here and used some of these.
he coulda never figured them out himself…
….lol….
November 14th, 2008 at 11:45 am
If you were a pokemon, i would superpoke you ;)
November 15th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I have a pen and you have a number. Think of the possibilities…
November 16th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
is there a ninja in your pants? cause your ass is kickin!
November 17th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
i love these :D
but i have a good one:
Hey, I’ve seen you before, your picture was in the dictionary right under the definition of hot ;D
November 17th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Is your father a baker cause u got nice bunssss!!!
November 19th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
i would buy you a drink..but i would be jealous of the glass.
November 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 am
Guy: Roses are red violets are blue, hachoo!(sneeze),
Girl: bless you,
Guy:yes dats true
November 23rd, 2008 at 8:12 am
Was your dad a lumberjack cause every time i see you i get wood.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am
hey you look familiar, have i seen you in my bed before
November 25th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
-were u talking to me?
-No
- Oh then please start.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
*Girl eating skittles*
Boy:Are you eating skittles?
Girl:Yea.You wana taste the rainbow?
November 28th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
life without you is like life without a pencil thereisint any point
November 29th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
you look like my next boyfriend.
November 30th, 2008 at 3:24 am
H.O.T spells u
November 30th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I tried some of these out, but they never seem to work. Got any others?
December 1st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Can oyu please tell your ass to stop staring at my eyes
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
I wish we worked in a silverware factory, cause I’d make spoons with you all day.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
*** stupid head dont worry ill fix it for you****
Life without you is like life with a broken pencil, there is no point!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:15 pm
SL_T all I need is U.
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
that’s a cute outfit, but it would look nicer in a pile on my floor
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
shall i kidnap you to the s.s.love?
December 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
if lovee is stupid.
then i stupid youu.
i stupid youu alexis.!
<33
December 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I’m Peter Pan and I’ll take you to Neverland.
December 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
cupid called he wants my heart back
December 8th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Im not saying your a dog or anything.. but do you wanna bone?
December 9th, 2008 at 12:41 am
i lost my teddy bear. will you sleep with me?
December 9th, 2008 at 10:25 am
What is up with the CHLOROFORM jokes they are extremely scary.
December 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
can i see your whispering eye?
December 9th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
hi
December 9th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
can i write your name on your forehead in case i forget whose name i will be screaming tonight and the rest of the week
December 10th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written ALL over you.
December 10th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
You’re so sweet you put Hersheys out of buisness!
December 10th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
gigitty gigitty lets have sex
December 11th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
who ya gonna bang
December 12th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
if i only rearrange the alphabet i will put U and I together
December 12th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Do you have a mirror in your pants cause I can see my self in them
December 13th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
i work at les schwab tires , ill make getting there safer. :]
December 14th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Im not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
December 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I know the owner of this place
December 17th, 2008 at 2:44 am
nice legs what time they open
December 17th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
you’re ugly, but you intrigue me.
December 18th, 2008 at 10:18 am
a night sky without stars is like a day when you arent with me
my love for you is like the universe: never ending and full of mystery
the world stops spinning when i’m with u
i need you like armpits need deodorant
i need you like sex needs an orgasm
December 19th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Want to come to my place for pizza and sex?
(Wait for her response: no)
What?! You don’t like pizza?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:04 am
you must be on color guard cause you make my flag rise.
December 21st, 2008 at 8:53 pm
wow people need to learn whats a good pick up line and what isnt
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
there is no i in slut but there is a u
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
diarreah is like my love for you, i cant hold on much longer
December 25th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
are you a zebra, cuz im diggin your stripes!!!
December 25th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
if you were a tree and i were a squirrel…..
December 26th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you’re the bomb!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
“my girl goes to subway cuz she likes it fresh”
“yeah? well my girl goes to quiznos. she likes it toasted.”
December 29th, 2008 at 11:20 am
u would get punched if u said this stuff!! jkjk
December 30th, 2008 at 2:10 am
im hot and your hot lets make it hot
December 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
sorry to bother you but i just want to know is your name as gorgeous as you?! (;
December 30th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
instead of buying skittles to taste the rainbow y dont u just kiss my lips
December 30th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
hey heres a dime cuz ur a perfect 10
December 31st, 2008 at 6:55 am
For all the ladies. Some of these do work for us to use.LOL. I’ve used a few and they are funny. Catch those men off guard.
December 31st, 2008 at 10:29 pm
have you had lucky charms lately? cause you are looking magically delisious
have you had campells chicken noodle soup lately? cause you are looking mm’mm’ good!
January 1st, 2009 at 10:05 pm
If i were to ask you for sex would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:32 am
I’m your rexona! I wont let you down!
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
wuts cookin good lookin
January 4th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I wish i was death so that one day i could take you away forever
January 4th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
HAHA YO BEST ONE>>> THERE ARE SKITTLES IN MY MOUTH… WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW???? HAHA. i madeout with some chick in skool with that. we got busted and detention. haha. good times….
January 5th, 2009 at 8:50 am
can we skip the boring stuff ?
January 5th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Baby, did you fall from Heaven?
…because I would really like to have sex tonight.
Baby is that a keg in your back pocket???
Cuz I would really like to tap dat azz!
Hey sweet thang, were your parents brother and sister? Because your special
January 7th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
are you a pokemon? cuz damnn id like to peek-at-choo!
January 9th, 2009 at 2:30 am
The word of the day is “legs” so lets go back to my place and spread the word!
January 18th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Wanna be in a movie?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
i lost my puppy i think he went into that cheep motel over there in room 69 wanna help me find him?
January 19th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
u must be cold becuz ur definetly not hot!
January 20th, 2009 at 9:45 am
(get tounge twisted)sorry, i get tounge twisted when i’s around beautiful a women.
January 20th, 2009 at 9:46 am
(get tounge twisted)sorry, i get tounge twisted when im around beautiful a women.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
is your name daisy, because i want to plant you right here.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
-i think we should be lab partners because you and i have chemistry.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
I’ll give you a dime if you take your time
I’ll give you a dollar if you make me holla
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
do like pokemon ‘cos i would like to poke-your-mum
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
(if you dont like the girl)
you look like a million bucks, green and wrinkly
February 4th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Are you a nail cuz i wanna nail you on my house
February 9th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
UR A LOT LIKE CINGULAR … U KEEP RAISING MY BAR
February 15th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
“Hey,you got something on your a**!
Guy:Huh?What is it?
My eyes.Give me those digits!”
February 18th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
You wanna shag, or do I owe you an apology?
February 18th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Wanna go get a pizza and shag? What’s wrong? You don’t like pizza?
February 19th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Does your Dad work at Pepsi? Because you’ve got some great cans.
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
lets get some pizza and go scre* (when they say no) what u dont like pizza
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
HOLY CRAP WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE?!?!?!? or did u just rock my world
February 24th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Hey Paige your hot!
February 25th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
(tell them to hold their hand out) (then grab it and say…)
ok say theres a river in the middle of your hand (draw line with finger)
and there is a bunny rabit on one side trying to get to the other (point were bunny is)
how is he going to do that?
(when she/he says i dont know say…)
me neither i just wanted to hold you hand.
February 26th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I fell down and bumped my head when you walked into the room so i need your name and number for insurance reasons
March 4th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Im gonna go outside and make out – wanna join me ?
March 4th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
GET IN THE VAN!
March 5th, 2009 at 2:37 am
If you were a booger ild pick you first
March 7th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I cut my finger, will you kiss it better? *kiss* I cut my lip.
Do my shoes match my eyes? *looks up and down* You just checked me out
March 8th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Were YOu talking to me?
HER: No
Well then please start
March 12th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
heck thats a lotta comments
March 13th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
if i had a flower for everytime i thought of you i’d be lost in a garden
March 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Why are you not in the kitchen!?
March 19th, 2009 at 4:57 am
are you an alien?
’cause you invaded my heart…
yan ang mga banat..
March 19th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
My friends call me Tyler. But you can call me tonight.
March 20th, 2009 at 12:24 am
I’ll be Burger King and you’ll be McDonalds.
I’ll have my way and you’ll be loving it.
March 20th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
hi, my name is (your name here). you’re gonna need to know that cuz you’re gonna be screaming it later tonight.
March 21st, 2009 at 9:07 pm
point to girls butt and say is this seat taken
March 22nd, 2009 at 3:15 am
You want a raisin? No? How about a date, 7 PM Saturday night?
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:24 pm
are you on color guard, cuz you just made me present my colors…lol
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Girl- Hey whats your Name?
Guy-Maxwellhouse
Girl-Maxwellhouse?
Guy-Yep,Cause I grind so Fine!!
March 24th, 2009 at 9:06 am
u must be a bag of HOT cheetos cuz ur flammin hot
March 25th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Roses are red violets are blue ,
i have hurpies now so do you .
March 26th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
hey did you fart because you blew me away!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I was listing all the reason why I love you with each star, I was doing great till I ran of out stars.
March 29th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Damn girl, your eyes are as blue as the atlantic ocean, and right now i’m lost at sea!
March 29th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
soo…come here often?
March 30th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
if i told u my name is security, would we need protection?
hi im pogo. wanna jump on my stick??
March 30th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
you guys should notuse those pickup lines just saying
March 31st, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
April 1st, 2009 at 6:59 pm
You guys are hilarious, by the way these pick up lines do not work, maybe it would make a funny joke and make the girl laugh, but if you’re planning on doing this on a girl you never met, good luck..
Also everyone on this website has terrible grammer.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:12 pm
if you where a library book i would check you out :)
oh no! im choking i need mouth to mouth!
if you were words on a page youd be fine print
Can i have directions…..to your heart
(grab the persons butt) and than say “is this seat taken?”
I play the field looks like i just hit a homerun with you! ;)
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:52 am
Are you a general, because my privite is standing at attention
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
If you were a gear i would grind with youu all day
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
i was born in romania thats why i’m so romantic!
April 4th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
if you were a pokemon i’d choose you!
April 4th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Lfe without you is lke a broken pencil
pointless
April 4th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Hey wanna go sit on my deck?
April 4th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Love is a sensation,
Caused by a temptation,
To feel penetration,
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl’s destrination,
To increase the population,
or the next generation,
Did you get my explnation ?,
Or do you need a demonstration ? . ! :)
April 4th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
i lost my teddybear. can i sleep with you tonight?
April 5th, 2009 at 12:07 am
your parents must be asses because you are the shit!
April 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am
How do you like your eggs in the morning… scrambled or fertilized?
April 6th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
your homepage…or mine?!
you look alot like my next girlfriend
you look like my first wife(how many wifes have u had!?!)… NONE
April 7th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Were you a wrench in your past life? Because every time I see you my nuts tighten up!!!
April 7th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
OI! sleep with me
April 8th, 2009 at 8:05 am
Can you hold my jacket? “why?” So i can go and get you a drink!
April 11th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Guy: Did you just grab my ass?
Girl: No
Guy: Why not?
April 12th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Do u think u could tell me the time? I would do it myself, but i cant stop looking in your eyes
April 13th, 2009 at 7:49 am
The one with the polar bear was the most impressive!! ;))
April 13th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
girl u must be hafe fish cus u ar swiming thro me like a fish in the see
April 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access
Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can just sleep until the afternoon
I’m like chocolate pudding. I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be
Love is a sensation caused by a temptation to feel the penetration when a guy sticks his location in the girls destination to increase the population to the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
April 17th, 2009 at 9:44 am
my name is rizzloe
April 17th, 2009 at 9:45 am
did i see you in that PORNO?
April 17th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
GUY:Hey sweets did you know the book of revelations had only 4 great words in it? Girl:No..really? Guy: Yes ” You, Me Together Forever”.
April 18th, 2009 at 9:21 am
lol. hi.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:38 am
are you jamican cuz baby you ja-make-in me Crazzy!!
ohhh spin doctor
April 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
guy:do you have a keg in your pants?
girl:no
guy:really, ’cause i’d like to tap that.
:) &&
guy:my magic watch says you don’t have any pants on.
girl:yes i do.
guy:danngg must be fifteen minutes fast.
:)
haha,
April 21st, 2009 at 3:35 pm
It’s a good think your not carrying around a can of propane because the sparkle in your eye might set it off.
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:25 am
People should do a CTRL+F and search a word or 2 from their line because the same ones appeared over and over which was a shame =\ and some people should proof read their comments because the english was bad.
Most of these were good, made me laugh at least, lol but I doubt they’ll work unless you’re just having a laugh.
the one about the bunny (#559) was probably the best.
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
so…not to be hating
but i think people need to read some of these
before they put their own
because there are so many repeats
it’s making me crazy!
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
nice shoes lets do it
April 24th, 2009 at 5:59 am
are you a pokemon? cause i choose you :P
April 24th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
you guys are sick
April 25th, 2009 at 2:29 am
guy- Hey I tryed calling you last night
isn’t ur number 6926435
girl-what makes you think thats my number?
guy-Cause it spells out myangel
April 25th, 2009 at 7:32 am
id by u a drink but i would get jealouse of the straw
April 25th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
If I told yew, yew had a hot body would yew hold it agasint me cause Im cold ;p
April 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Walk up to a girl and ask her to dance, if she says no, you say, “You misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!”
April 27th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
how are you pulling off that style… that outfit looks great on you … but… it would look better on my floor ;)
April 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Walk up to a girl and say hi im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore ur anus
April 27th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
if you were dna i would be heilicase so i could unzip your genes
April 28th, 2009 at 10:35 am
iv’ve seen you before oh well at least in my dreams
April 28th, 2009 at 10:36 am
ive been dreaming about being with you can you make my dream come true
April 28th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
u guys need to lern how to talk to wemen and then u goy saying these dumb ones and u wonder yy they don’t like u
April 28th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
did u fart, because you blew me away
April 30th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Ask her parents “Can I borrow your car keys? Cause my back seat is to small.”
May 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Girl if you were a Buger you’d be the first one I’d pick
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
If I were a skateboard, I’d grind on you all night.
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
These are great for a laugh and all, but seriously, guys, if you want to meet a good woman, just be nice and try some normal conversation.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Guy :do you want it
Girl: want what
Guy: my virginity
May 5th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Would you like me to butter your biscuit? :)
May 8th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Hey baby, I noticed you noticin’ me, so I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
May 9th, 2009 at 11:58 am
are you pokemon?
because i wanna peak-at-chu xD
May 10th, 2009 at 5:41 am
baby if ever you and i break up ill help you move on. just go to google go to the search box and type ”tips on how to move on” goodluck:))
May 14th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
you make my floppydisk go hardrive.
May 15th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Are you Jamaican cos’ your jaMAKIN’ me CRAZY !
May 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am
omg, these are the best pickup lines, totallllly suppper doooooooooper!!!!!!!!!!1
May 16th, 2009 at 12:22 am
May 16th, 2009 at 12:21 am
START BY LOOKING AT LOOK AT YOUR WATCH
Women; are you late for a date
Man; no my watch has this new feature where talks to me
Woman; really what is it saying
Man; well its telling me your not wearing any panties
Women; well your watch is wrong
Man; yeah, your right dang watch must be an hour fast
May 16th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Guy: If i could rearange the alphabet i wud put u and i together
Girl: i like it the way it is with n and o together
May 17th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Wanna make millions?
[Sure.]
Millions of Babies!
——————–
I’m going outside to make out.
Care to join me?
——————–
haha funny stuff.
May 17th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Giant Polar Bear!
[What?]
Oh, it’s just an icebreaker.
Hi, my name is..
—————-
[Change name according to gender]
Eric! Wow! How’ve you been. [Give big hug]
Wow! I haven’t seen you in forever!
[Give big kiss]
You’ve changed so much!
Them: I’m not Eric..
You changed your name too!?
May 18th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Are you a theif? cause u just stole my heart!
>>INsert name here<< (NATTY!) thts the name i will be screaming later on ;)
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:53 am
hi my name is Pogo. Wanna jump on my stick? :D
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
If you were a new burger at McDonalds youd be the McGorgeous!
May 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Will you hold my pint while i go for a sh1t?
If she says yes shes a keeper ;) lol
May 27th, 2009 at 12:40 am
Do you like cocoa puffs? cuz i would go coo coo for you!
May 27th, 2009 at 6:21 am
you got boobs!
June 1st, 2009 at 7:01 am
is ur beaver hungry coz i got some wood to feed it…
June 1st, 2009 at 10:28 am
these are very funny but if a guy came up to me & said over half of these i would just die laffing!!!LOL
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
do you work at the lumberyard? cause you just gave me wood!
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:47 pm
to the world you are one person but to me you are the world…… now lets make a new species gigitty gigitty
June 4th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
I put the STD in STUD now all i need is U!!
June 4th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
:) i’m going to use these to freak people out
June 4th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
-Want to know what i will be doing tonight?
-What?
-You!!!!!!!!!
June 6th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Is your dad a terrorist? Cos’ babe you’re the bomb!
June 11th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
are you a light switch?
cause’ you turn me on.
June 14th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
do you clean you pants wit windex…cuz i can see me in them.
you must be going to hell… its gotta be a sin to be that hot.
June 16th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
GET IN THE VAN!!!!!!
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I hope you like reptiles, because I have one big snake.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:12 am
You must be my sargent, becuase you have my privates on attention.
June 30th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
(Boy) You look just like my 5th girlfriend (Girl) How many have you had? (Boy) 4.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:35 am
cool pick up lines keep rocking!
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Hey girl if red bull gives me wings then you make me fly
if i was a stray dog i would follow you home and make you my master
July 5th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Is your last name ruth? Because you’re a babe!!
July 6th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
nice pick up lines but not taken srsly by my friend.lol
July 6th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
hey. my name is(your name). is your name as pretty as your face?
July 8th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
u:is ur fly open?
person ur picking up: cuz it will be when im around ;)
July 9th, 2009 at 9:49 am
If I were Peter Pan you’d be my Happy Thought
July 9th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
u must be a mathmatition cause u know u+me=love
July 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
my friends call me (insert name here), but you can call me tonight.
July 9th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle. :) haha
Is yo daddy a pirate?? cuz you coulda fooled me with a booty like that!!
July 12th, 2009 at 1:11 am
i lost my phone number, can i have yours ?
July 12th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Around you I’m like a complex word, long and hard.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
July 12th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
k people try ur best to get a girl or a guy and guess what
i dont know
lolz
July 12th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
yo this will really work so keep it up
lolz
July 19th, 2009 at 12:04 am
OMG i wish guys would have the nerve to say SOME of these things. They would make me laugh so hard I’d just have to keep talking to them even if they are incredibly corny. ;)
July 21st, 2009 at 7:24 pm
your lips look so lonely – would they like to meet mine?
July 24th, 2009 at 1:33 am
weren’t you in transformers? cause your transforming me!
July 24th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Remember its not the size of the ship. its the motion of the occean.
July 25th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
if u were in the draft u will be my first pick
July 27th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
July 28th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
you must be a farmer .Cuz you have some nice calves
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:19 pm
i took a bunch of these and went up to som random chicks and said em. man, i got about every reaction you can get. most of em laughed
August 7th, 2009 at 10:35 am
hey, u r the second best thing i have ever seen in my life!( girl!…giving and interesting look to know which one is the 1st) you with an extra fair of wings…in my dreams!
August 7th, 2009 at 10:36 am
hey, u r the second best thing i have ever seen in my life!( girl!…giving an interesting look to know which one is the 1st) you with an extra fair of wings…in my dreams!
August 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Here’s one-
guy-You just dropped something.
Girl-what’d i drop?
guy-My jaw (;
August 25th, 2009 at 6:14 am
Guy: Hey your on my list ;P
Lass: What list?
Guy: My To-Do list :)
August 25th, 2009 at 6:23 am
Hey Baby,Iam the man of steel and your my magnet
August 28th, 2009 at 2:03 am
Are you legs sore, coz uv been running thru my mind all day
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:28 am
Hey good lookin’ what you got cookin’? Want some hot Itaian Sasauge?
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 am
Hi, I’m Jack. Wanna see my Beanstalk?
If you’re Snow White, I can assure you, I ain’t no Dwarf …
If you’re Cinderella, wanna dance at my ball?
Hi, I’m Quasimodo, can I hunch on your back?
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:32 pm
The spelling mistakes of some of you guys is funnier than the actual pick up lines!
September 4th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
My name is justin..justincredable
September 8th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
woo, i just finished working out and i need to take a shower….wanna come?
September 11th, 2009 at 12:29 am
its very very good !!
i love it !!
grrrrr
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 am
My names _________ but you can call me tonight ;)
September 26th, 2009 at 2:27 am
i may not be Fred Flinstone, but i can sure make your bedrock
September 27th, 2009 at 4:59 am
If i could rearrange the alphabets, i’d put U an I together
September 29th, 2009 at 10:00 am
My mom told me to tell you you look pretty today, but God told me not to lie!!!
September 30th, 2009 at 4:48 am
is there an airport round here ? or is my heart just taking off l
lolool
October 1st, 2009 at 6:54 pm
was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my world? ;]
October 1st, 2009 at 9:35 pm
life is tough if you rnt going to give me a chance can i borrow your helmet
October 4th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Excuse me, have u seen my white horse?
October 5th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
are you parent a**holes cause you the sh*t
October 6th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
u a light switch?
cause i wanna turn you on ;]
October 6th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
If u were a booger I would pick u first
u kno sweets, my lips wont kiss themselves!
I may not b fred flinstone but i can sure make ur bed rock!
October 10th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
October 13th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
i have some skittles in my pants! wanna taste the rainbow?
October 13th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Guy: were late! Girl: for what? Guy: our date!
October 14th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Hey, is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
October 14th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Your parents must be ass cheeks, cus you’re the shit!
October 14th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water. :)
October 16th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Boys are like roses, you gotta watch out for the pricks!
October 18th, 2009 at 3:10 am
You may not be a car, but i sure would let you park in my garage.
October 19th, 2009 at 1:35 am
i would so fall for these pick up lines
haha they are so funi…
October 19th, 2009 at 8:37 am
do u have a keg in ur pants bc id really like to tap that ass
October 20th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Hey baby, the word of the day is legs, so let’s go upstairs and spread the word…
October 20th, 2009 at 12:16 am
Let’s make like carpenters, first we get hammered, then I nail you
October 21st, 2009 at 11:02 pm
if u were my pill, i’d be overdosing everytime.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:03 pm
read my palm and tell me what do u see?? – nothing- EXACTLY.. i told u love is blind.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:04 pm
im having problems breathing… u took my breath away.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Only a few comments written is good to be used to pickup a woman
Some will scare them away
Most of them are usable to use against someone you knew already.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Did you fart? because you just blew me away.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
“Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes”
October 27th, 2009 at 5:37 am
is your dad a terrorist?
Coz you da bomb babyy
October 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
are those space pants you’ve go on cause that ass is out of this world
October 28th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Did u get a parking ticket cuzzzzz u got fine written ALL over you!!!! lol….
October 29th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
*whenever i see you my heart races. i hope i win 1st place.
*i thought about introducing you to my sister, but im not that generous.
*am i cute enough yet? or do you need more to drink?
November 2nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
have u got a mirror in ur pants coz i can see myself in them later
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together
(when 2 girls are there walk between them and say) i dont want to go between u or do i
dang ur hot i would like to wear u as a hockey mask
nice legs what time do they open
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:46 pm
“do you like apples?”
“Yeah”
“OMG I like apples, we should hook up”
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:41 am
Is your name wilma flinstone becuase you can make my bedrock!
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 pm
My cousin tells me this one all the time
He puts his arm around my shoulder, and then whispers in my ear, “Its okay baby, Im from Alabama.”
November 4th, 2009 at 3:27 am
hey is your dad a terrorist? coz baby your the bomb!
November 4th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
im like milk baby , im good for your body
November 4th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Do you sleep on your stomach? (girl says”no”) can i..
November 6th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
did you see the fire works last night they were all(show fire works with hands then make a big one and put arm over shoulder)
November 13th, 2009 at 1:09 am
gone b bck later ur an idiot. its:
“did u see da fireworks last night? they were THIS big! (puts arms around person)” i was da person who invented dat.
;)
November 15th, 2009 at 12:57 am
how long is your tounge, i just wanna make sure i wont choke on it.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:17 am
I saw you from across the room and passed out and hit my head, so im going to need your name and number…for insurance purposes.
November 15th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Your eyes are like wrenches, every time I look at them, my nuts tighten…..!
November 15th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
your eyes are as blue/green/brown as my toilet water at home
November 15th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
theese are all so great..love them. my fave is “can i read your t-shirt in brail?”
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
hey, i lost my teddy bear… can i sleep with you tonight?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm
nice shoes lets have sex
walk next to a girl a pretend to trip then say
did you just trip me cuz i think i fell for you
November 24th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
boy:hey can i take a picture of you? Girl: Why? Boy: because i want Santa to know EXACTLY what I want for Christmas!
November 24th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
WOah,woah, woah!
Guys, do not use the
did u just fart cuz u blew me away
unless you are best friends with the chick and she knows how you are. :)
Just a heads up.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I’m feelin kind of off today,
Will you turn me on?
November 26th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Excuse me, are you a fart? because you blow me away.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
If a fat man sneaks into your house at night, and puts you in a bag, Don’t worry, Cause babe, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Aw, crap! I left all my pickup lines back at home under my bed sheets…Hey, wanna come get ‘em with me? ;)
November 29th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Im just like a train i always pull out on time
November 30th, 2009 at 4:38 am
Your body must be from McDonald’s ’cause I’m Lovin’ It!
November 30th, 2009 at 4:43 am
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you’re HOT!
OR
You’re so hot you make the Devil sweat!
November 30th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Excuse me – Am I dead? I don’t feel dead.. But I must be because only an angel could be as beautiful as you
December 3rd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
do you work at home depot? because you just gave me a 2×4
December 4th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Boy: may i hold your hand
Girl: no thanks it isnt heavy
December 4th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
girl:say you love me,say you love me
boy:you love me
December 4th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
BOY: will you come out with me this saturday?
GIRL: sorry im having a headach this weekend
December 4th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
boy: go on dont be shy ;as me out
girl: okey go out
December 4th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
girl: if we become engaged will you give me a ring
boy: sure; whats your phone numder?
December 4th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
girl: i love you and i could die for you
boy: how soon
December 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am
think of a number between 1-10 (girl answers) u looose take ur top off
December 8th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
boy: (check her tag on her shirt) just what i thought, made of 100% angel and made in heaven.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:21 am
damn girl, your looking hot in that dress but i know what will look hotter on you (girl: what?) me.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
hands her 12 roses 11 real and 1 fake and says
babe ill be loving you until the last rose dies
December 9th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Do you work at little seasers because your hot and im ready!!!
December 10th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Excuse me!
I have a joke that will make you the hottest babe that ever walked the planet!
Oh, wait, I see you’ve already heard it!
December 10th, 2009 at 1:32 am
There was this one time… at band camp…
December 11th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Damnn..you so fine..I wanna pour milk on you and make you part of my commplete breakfast.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
nicee;
i would so fall for most of these :)
they’re so cute & corny ;P<3
December 12th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I’m like milk, baby. I’ll do your body good.
December 12th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
hey baby, i’m like Domino’s. 30 minutes or it’s free. ;)
baby let me be your santa, and you can be my ho, ho, ho. ;)
December 13th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
when do your legs open?
never!!!
good.
cause your ugly!
December 14th, 2009 at 9:03 am
are you from tennessee ’cause you’re the only ten I see
December 14th, 2009 at 9:05 am
take love, multiply it by infinity, take it down to the depths of forever and you’ll only see a fraction of what i feel for you
December 14th, 2009 at 9:07 am
nicey nice
December 14th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
ask a girl..”hey, do you wanna dance?” if she says no say..”oh no, sorry, you must have missunderstood me. i said..your ass looks fat in those pants”
December 16th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
December 17th, 2009 at 1:09 am
Are your feet tired?
(Girl replies no)
Oh, cause i’ve been following you for awhile and mine are
my father used to beat me-can i get your number?
^^it worked once^^
December 17th, 2009 at 1:19 am
On a scale of 1 to 10-can i have your number?
Im lost-can i have your number?
(girl replies “isnt it i lost my number can i have yours”)
no cause when i say it this way we get lost in conversation
December 17th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Let’s play spin the bottle — just me and you.
December 17th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Are you a man?
December 17th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
hay u are on fire is that just me
December 17th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
hay u wanna rock with a rock star if u know wat i am saying
December 18th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Are you an Archeologist cause I want you to see my bone
December 19th, 2009 at 4:26 am
do you like cheese ???
December 20th, 2009 at 4:16 am
are your parents retarded cuz ur pretty special
December 20th, 2009 at 4:42 am
did you just flip the switch cuz u turned me on
December 20th, 2009 at 11:38 am
I was reading pickup lines on the internet when i realized all i want to do is hump like rabbits. You game?
December 24th, 2009 at 12:49 am
girl you good like chicken on rice :P
December 26th, 2009 at 12:58 am
were going out tomarow to play snow football with some friends were gonna take turns trying these let you all know wich ones worked…and the diariah one is a no goo but this one was our favorite
if i asked you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question it took me a minute to get it but its 1 am you could expect that
December 26th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
can u help me go to the bathroom my dr. sayed i cant lift hevy things
December 29th, 2009 at 11:39 am
(Guy) Hey you wanna dance…
(Girl) NO!
(Guy) Oh I’m sorry, you must have miss understood me. I said you look fat in those pants…
I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now. They’re out in the car.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
Can I buy you a drink? I promise it will make me look better.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Love is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together…
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together. But for now I’d rather leave it as it is with N and O together… Get it? Now leave before I rearrange your face…
My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. (She says: “Yes I do!”). Oh damn, it must be 15 minutes fast.
December 30th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2
December 31st, 2009 at 1:41 am
You are all illiterate, but hysterical.
Props, kind of.
January 3rd, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Hey, i don’t believe we have met before. My name is Spongebob and I want to live in your Bikini Bottom.
January 5th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
if we play baseball together, we will b the first to reach 2nd base
January 6th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
I miss my teddy bear…will you sleep with me?
January 7th, 2010 at 9:37 am
i lost my virginity…can i have yours?
January 8th, 2010 at 3:32 am
hey baby, i got a new bed wanna help me break it in?
January 8th, 2010 at 8:21 am
hey my buddy over there wanted me to come over here and ask.
do you think im cute?
January 8th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Sooo…. You’re a girl, huh?
January 12th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, but a kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some excersize. ;) Worked on me. haha
January 14th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
What’s your first name(girl says first name) WOW that goes great with my last name!!!!!:) :) :):):):)
January 15th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
is yo daddy a mechanic cus u got the most finely tunned body ive ever seen!!!!!
ur cute, im cute, together were 2cute
bab, u so sweet u would put hersheys out of buisness!!!!!
unless u have a twin sister u r the most beautiful woman on da plannet
hey, come over and we can play pool together, ill bring the balls if u bring the rack!!!!!
were u arrested earlier cus its got to be illegal to look that good!!!!!
that shirt looks good on u but i think it would look better on my floor!!!!!!
there must b something wrong with my eyes cus i cant take them off u!!!!!
ill cook u dinner if u cook me breakfast
theres something wrong with my phone… it doesnt hav ur # in it!!!!!!
is ur daddy a baker cus ur a cuttie pie!!!!!
your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine!!!!!
January 15th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
There you are! God sent me to bring you back.
January 16th, 2010 at 1:08 am
Boy: Are you a police woman?
Girl: No…
Boy: Then what are the handcuffs for?
January 17th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Excuse me. Can you please fart on my nose?
January 18th, 2010 at 12:26 am
Boy;Can you ask her if she likes me?
Girl:Who?
Boy:You
January 18th, 2010 at 3:01 am
i lost my virginity.. can i have yours ??
January 18th, 2010 at 8:14 am
good pickup lines actually um goin 2 use em u noe…
January 18th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Boy: i lost my teddy bear… so will you sleep with me tonight?
January 18th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Boy: i forgot my phone number so can i have yours?
January 18th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
your so stupid that u got locked in a grocery store a starved of hunger
January 18th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
are u board[ya why] because i feel like nailing u!!!….
January 18th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
If I wasn’t gay I would be all over you.
January 19th, 2010 at 6:30 am
Woah, did you just break wind? Because you just blew me away!
January 23rd, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.
Baby, you turn my floppy disc into a hard drive. (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Do want any raisins? How about a date?
I am _________ and YOU must be the reason for global warming!
Excuse me! I don’t mean to embarrass you but you have something down your top (Do I? What?) My eyes!
Yess some of them are a bit yucky but y’know :)
January 24th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
lol hi
January 26th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
r u a diseaes cuz you make me love sick
January 26th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
is there a airport near? [no why]
oh nah nothing, it must be my heart taking off.
January 26th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
i dropped a tear in the ocean,the day i find it is the day i stop loving you
January 27th, 2010 at 11:56 am
remember my name ull be screaming it later=)
January 30th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Hey babe theres a party in my pants … and urine!!! … -vited
lololol
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together~
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put ‘F’ and ‘U’ together. But since I can’t I’ll just leave it as it is with ‘N’ and ‘O’ together.
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Lol i used “Should i smile cause your my friend? or should I cry cause I know that’s all you’ll ever be?”
on one of my best friends, she replied with
“cry bitch cry…” fail.
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:59 am
Damn right I’m good in bed!
I can sleep for days….
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:11 pm
nice legs. what time do they open?
February 10th, 2010 at 2:39 am
Are those real?-wait, let me check
roses are red violets are blue-screw this, lets go back to my place
February 11th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
do u work at wendys cuz u gave me a supper stack
February 13th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Do you have a bandaid? [no, why?] Cuz i just scraped my knee falling for you!
February 14th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special! ;D
February 15th, 2010 at 9:31 am
If I was a stampeding wildebeest in the Savannah’s, you would be my watering hole.
February 15th, 2010 at 9:32 am
Are you Xena the Warrior Princess? Cause you just kicked the crap outta my heart.
February 15th, 2010 at 9:33 am
I need to check you out like a library book that’s overdue.
February 15th, 2010 at 9:34 am
i’ll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp.
February 17th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
baby,your so sweet,you put hersheys outta business.
February 17th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
are you a parking ticket?(what)because you got fine writtin all over you.
February 18th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Let’s pretend I am an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus (your anus)
February 21st, 2010 at 1:54 pm
your love is so sweet it makes me afraid….i just wanna drink it up like red coolaid.
February 21st, 2010 at 4:20 pm
do you know cpr cus you just took my breath a way
February 21st, 2010 at 8:28 pm
hey my feet are having a party do your pants wanna come down and join them?
February 21st, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Are you a garbageman? Because you’ve got some junk in your trunk.
Are you a plumber? Because your butt is crackin’
February 22nd, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Are you from AT&T,because your raising my bar.
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Are we in Tennessee, because right now your the only Ten-I-See
February 25th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Are you a lightswitch? Because everytime i lok at you, your turn me on
February 25th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
i lost my teddy bear will u sleep with Me!!
your like a prize winning fish . i dnt know weather to eat u or mount u
Lets Play house , You can be the screandoor and i can bang u all night.
My love 4 u is like diahrea , i cant hold it in …
there u go some funny pick up lines um check out my website lol fanfiction.net~samicullen
February 26th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
are you water cuz you float my boat
March 3rd, 2010 at 1:41 am
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.
March 5th, 2010 at 1:11 am
are you a typewriter? coz ur my type!
March 6th, 2010 at 10:12 am
those pants are really tight, how do you get into those? (girl replies)
can i start by buying you a drink
March 6th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
will you go out with me?
March 6th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
do you work at the UPS? because i swear you were checking out my package!
March 12th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I swear you’re a dog cuz I wanna do you on the woof.
March 14th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
ur so sweet you put Hershey’s out of buisness.
March 20th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Your on my list of things to do tonight
March 20th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
ok, so you add the bed, subtract the clothes .. im not to good with math, maybe you should show me what to do from here
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:42 pm
all those curves! and me with no brakes! thts a gud one
March 23rd, 2010 at 3:12 am
do you know how much a polar bear weighs? no. enough to break the ice my name is…
March 25th, 2010 at 3:06 am
Do You know why the ocean is soo salty?
WHy?
Cause its made of every tear i sheded for you
March 26th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
LET’S SUBTRACT THE PANTS DIVIDE THE LEGS ADD THE BED AND HOP TO HEAVEN WE DONT MULTIPLY !!!!
March 26th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep till the afternoon.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
if u gave me a penny 4 all my thoughts i would only have 1 …. becouse i only think of u
March 29th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Are your parents retarted?? Cuz you sure are special!
March 30th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
why are u smile,, uhmm i thing u like gur gur!!..
March 30th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
You know winning the lottery isent half-as good as winning you…
March 31st, 2010 at 8:24 am
boy: yu know who yu look alot lyk
girl : who ?
boy : yu look alot lyk my next gurl friend
March 31st, 2010 at 9:53 pm
do you have a yeast infection cause your making my bread rise.
April 1st, 2010 at 9:15 am
my love for you is like diarrhoea, i just cant hold it in any longer :P
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 am
ure dad must have been a baker cuz u have sum nice buns!!!
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:53 am
you may be out of my sight, but
never out of my mind…. ^_^
April 3rd, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Do u like pizza? you dont like pizza. u wanna do it?
April 4th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
If you we’re a chesseburger at MacDonals they will call you Mc Gorgeous.
April 5th, 2010 at 3:20 am
I lost my Teddy – Will you sleep with me? ;)
April 5th, 2010 at 9:57 am
ha ha..
April 5th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Stop undressing me with your eyes, teeth are fine though!!
April 6th, 2010 at 11:39 am
love is a temptation felt by penentration. GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION IN A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION. dID YOU GET MY EXPLANATION, OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
April 7th, 2010 at 10:52 pm
I wish you were my mom, U could finish raising me with those babies. ;-)
April 9th, 2010 at 3:02 am
are you from tennessee? cause your the only ten-i-see!
April 9th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Do you work at Subway because you just gave me a foot long!!!
April 10th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
*check tag on girls shirt* yupp.. just as i thought… made in heaven.
nice shoes… wanna do it?
that shirt is terrible!! take it off! right now!
April 10th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
your eyes are like that cube off transformers. because when i look into them, it makes me feel alive.
hey.. i noticed you were wearing pants…. (pause like you have nothing to say) …cool….
^^really works^^^
Nice shoes*walk away*
^works every time^
April 12th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Is your Dad a Baker, cuz your a cutie pie ;)
April 13th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Hi! My name is, (insert name here)! But you can call me.. anytime!
April 14th, 2010 at 4:27 am
nature is goin crazy, cuz your hot and cool at the same time.
lol, YAH!!
April 14th, 2010 at 7:54 am
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I Lost My Teddy Bear, can i sleep with you tonight?
if i bit my lip would you kiss it better?
April 14th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
heyy did they name hotmail after you or did they get the idea on their own?
April 15th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
tell ur boobs to stop staring at my eyes
April 15th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I thought air bags were supposed to be in cars not ur effing shirt
April 16th, 2010 at 1:00 am
you dont have to run coz am already your gold medal….
April 16th, 2010 at 6:09 am
Do you work at whataburger?…
no..
cuz you’re just like i like it.
April 16th, 2010 at 10:45 am
mmm baby are you a drum?
cuz your body is banging! (:
April 16th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
You’re like the dictionary, you bring meaning to my life (:
April 17th, 2010 at 7:55 am
sheyyyat gerl… do you come here often?
April 18th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Are you a carpender, cuz you sure know how to handle wood!
April 19th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
hahaahaha
can people put words more stupider then these ones
hahahaha
April 23rd, 2010 at 5:45 pm
damn girl do you work at bakery cuz you got some cakes
April 24th, 2010 at 3:08 am
did you just fart??
cause you just blew me away!! hahah
April 24th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
nice legs….what time do they open
April 25th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
hey, ive lost my puppy, will you help me find him? i think he ran into a cheap hotel room ;)
April 25th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
You’ve been a very bad boy/girl, now get to my room ;)
April 25th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Boy: Hi
Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend
Boy: and I have a goldfish
Girl: What??
Boy: Sorry, I thought we were talking about useless things…
April 26th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Hey, would you like to go half’s on a bastard?
Is it alright if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted?
*man sits at bar and makes eye contact with woman to left. looks at his watch.*
Woman: Did your date stand you up?
Man: No, i just got it today. it’s the most advanced watch in the world.
Woman: Oh? How so?
Man: It sends alpha and beta waves to my brain and it can tell me things. *smiles*
Woman: why the smile? what’s it telling you right now?
Man: It’s telling me that you aren’t wearing any panties.
Woman: well i’m afraid your watch is broken, sir…
Man: you know what? you’re right, it’s set an hour fast.
April 27th, 2010 at 10:42 am
u want to make millions??
Millions of Babies lol
April 27th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Hay did u ever cach that man…what man…the man that hit u with a uglystick
April 28th, 2010 at 7:37 am
What are you doing alone?? car broke down: can i ride you home?
April 28th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Would you sleep with me for a million dollars? Yeah? Then you think I could get $10 worth right now?
April 28th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
how about you and me go back to my mom’s place?
May 1st, 2010 at 4:55 am
If you were a facebook status, i’d like you.
May 5th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME I SAW SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU, I’D HAVE FIVE CENTS!
May 5th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Let’s bang.
May 5th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
U Must Be Harry Potter Cuz U Got Somethin Magical Goin ON
May 7th, 2010 at 11:10 am
these are hella funny wish a guy told me these pick up lines
May 8th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Are you from subway? Because I want to pay for your five dollar foot long.
May 10th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
hey you wanna go into the darkroom and see what develops?
May 11th, 2010 at 6:33 am
hey,is your ass from McDonalds?Cuz I’m lovin it
May 12th, 2010 at 9:51 am
No soup for you!!!
May 12th, 2010 at 9:52 am
Big Turds Are funny!!!
May 13th, 2010 at 4:10 am
im like milk, ill do your body good ;)
May 13th, 2010 at 5:18 am
Lie to her and say:
aye, you gave me your number last time and all i remember is 04
May 16th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
I just learned CPR can i practice on u?
May 17th, 2010 at 8:48 am
Hey, do you have a license?? Cuz girl you drivin me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 17th, 2010 at 8:51 am
IF I HAD A PENNY EVERY TIME I SEEN A GIRL AS HOT AS YOU I WOULD HAVE A CENT!!!!!!!!!!!
May 18th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Did you have lucky charms for breakfeast? Cause you look magicaly delicous.
May 19th, 2010 at 11:55 am
Do you have a band-aid, because I scraped my knee falling for you. I llove Alvin
May 19th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Is it just me or is it hot in here?
Maybe it’s you ;D
May 19th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Hey god just told me he’s missin an angel but don’t worry I won’t tell him your here bcuz I want u all to myself
May 21st, 2010 at 12:06 pm
You-FAT PENGUIN!
Crush-WHAT!?
You-Just needed something to break the ice,now that i have,will you go out with me!?
May 21st, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Damm Girl!!
May 23rd, 2010 at 12:38 am
HAHA!! great pick up liness!! so cuteee <3
is your shirt felt? do you want it to be?
that shirt is HIDEOUS! i demand that you take it off right now!
May 23rd, 2010 at 10:48 am
hey baby u drop something (what) my jaw
i heard u were looking for a stud i got the std all i need is u
how much does a polar bear weigh (idk) enough to break the ice hi im markcus
your name must be Mercedes cause your driving me crazy
May 23rd, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Feel That Material ( Give Her Your Sleve ) Thats Boyfriend Material
May 23rd, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Hey I just save a bunch of money on my child support by swiching to condoms. Wanna get in on the savings?
May 24th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
you must be snickers cuz you satisfiy me
May 25th, 2010 at 8:01 am
As i girl is leaving say “hey your forgetting something”… girls says “What?” … you say “ME”!!!
May 25th, 2010 at 9:55 am
those clothes look bad on you…take it off now!!!
haha
May 25th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.
May 25th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Do you know karate? Your body is kicking!
May 29th, 2010 at 12:52 am
le teisto te quiro de gal..
May 30th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
GUY:are you from tenasee
GIRL:why???
GUY:because your the only ten i see
May 31st, 2010 at 11:36 am
Is your last name Gilette, cuz you are the best a man can get
May 31st, 2010 at 12:01 pm
if i called you and your friend it would be a three way
May 31st, 2010 at 9:21 pm
if you tickle my youtube ill faceboo your yahoo
June 1st, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Honey you are so sweet, that I need a shot of insulin!
June 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 am
wanna go halvies on a baby?
June 5th, 2010 at 9:58 am
im a love pirate looking for some booty
June 6th, 2010 at 6:00 am
Are you a Pokemon? cuz i wanna Peek At Chu
June 6th, 2010 at 6:04 am
I lost my pillow that I cuddle with, will you replace it?
June 6th, 2010 at 6:05 am
Are you an angel? cuz i see a halo above your head
June 7th, 2010 at 8:11 am
ohh…
psot is awesome…
June 8th, 2010 at 1:04 am
I lost my teddy can i sleep with u tonight?
June 11th, 2010 at 12:51 am
is your grandma sitin on your body because its rockin
June 11th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Can I borrow your GPS to get to you place…
June 12th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
ya c the problem w/ guys is that god gave them a stick a brain and only enough blood through flow threw 1 of them… i no wich one i would want
June 13th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Oh crap, there’s something wrong with my phone….. oh wait I see the problem, your number isn’t in it.
June 14th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
wanna go skinny dippin in my water bed?
i wish you were my teeth so i could grind you in my sleep?
i hope your not an envirmentalist, caue ive got some wood her for you.
if the sun was creatrd youd be the hottest thing
i wasnt sure if you were a sexy devil or angel but when i looked in to your eyes i was clearly in heaven
your soo G double O D goood;)
June 15th, 2010 at 7:00 am
Must be done when shoping:
Checkout Person:Would you like your Receipt?
Shopper:Only if it has your number on it…
June 15th, 2010 at 8:40 am
Whens our wedding day?
June 15th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
do you need a soda cause you look hot
June 20th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Let’s pretend you’re red and I’m blue, and let’s make purple. :)
June 21st, 2010 at 9:21 am
Lets Make Like Fabric Softner And Snuggle!(:
June 22nd, 2010 at 2:53 pm
How about we take a hint from Nike, and Just Do It.
June 24th, 2010 at 11:53 pm
Guy – How about you come back to my place for some sex and pizza. Girl upset – Guy – What? you dont like pizza :)
June 27th, 2010 at 10:37 am
I lost my teddy bear… in your eyes.
June 27th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Guy shakes a girls hand
” I think our hands just made a babyy” :)
June 29th, 2010 at 2:29 am
I’m on top of things in my life right now, do you want to be one of them?
June 29th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I made this one up: Are you a tazer? Cause you stun me. ;)
June 29th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Do you work at ATAT, cause you’re raising my bar
June 30th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Are you the UPS man because your checking out my package!
July 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized :D
July 3rd, 2010 at 9:44 am
if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged !
July 3rd, 2010 at 9:46 am
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? because you’re magically delicious !
July 8th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
omg these pick up lines r sooo funny! awsum job guyz…i gotta try sum of theez!
July 8th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
theez pick up lines r so funny! i gotta try sum!
July 9th, 2010 at 6:15 am
aye girl u have a jersey
[girl]:no why
[me]: cuzz i need yo name andd numbaa :D
July 10th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
i must be a computer cause you turn me on!
July 10th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Hi, Mr. Right is not available at the moment he is indisposed. I am his assistant he has sent me with strict instructions to make you happy?
July 11th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
(When there are some girls on a street and you’re driving past them in a car)
Hey, any of you girls wanna hop inside my shaggin’ wagon?
July 12th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
OMG….!!!! Outstanding i don’t have words dudes great job done all the lines are so picky that i bet anyone would fell for it….!! luv u all . PEACE
July 15th, 2010 at 1:33 am
are yo parents buttholes
coz ur da S#@T
July 15th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Do you work at Little Caesars?
Cuz your HOT and Im ready!
July 19th, 2010 at 1:47 am
i could’nt repair ur brakes so i made ur horm louder….
July 19th, 2010 at 1:49 am
my hockey mom can beat ur soccer mom
July 19th, 2010 at 1:50 am
ur kid may be a honours kid, but ur still an idiot…
July 19th, 2010 at 1:53 am
i used 2 have an open mind but my brain kept falling out…
July 19th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
these are hecka funny and some are nasty but i dont think they will work(;
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:15 am
if you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous !.
July 22nd, 2010 at 8:26 pm
m e w i t h o u t y o u i s l i k e a s h o e w i t h o u t l a c e s
a n e r d w i t h o u t b r a c e s
asentencewithoutspaces <3
August 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 am
lmao the best ever
August 2nd, 2010 at 7:17 pm
”You can be Burgerking and i’ll be Mcdonalds so that your having it your way and ill be lovin it.”
August 3rd, 2010 at 12:57 pm
guy:do u wanna have sex and get some pizza??
girl: umm no
guy: what, u dont like pizza?
August 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 pm
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
August 5th, 2010 at 8:57 am
Will you buy me a drink if I pay for 1/2?
August 7th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Youv been a bad girl!
Get to my room and wait to be punished!
August 9th, 2010 at 8:05 am
do you wash your clothes with windex cuz i can see my self in ur pants
August 14th, 2010 at 12:12 am
Do u go ethnic??
August 15th, 2010 at 7:29 am
My Doctor told me to take u 2 times in a day,Before sleeping and after waking up..
August 16th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
wanna make some love cuz you took all of mine
August 17th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Guy: I think i just grew horns
Girl: Why Do u think that?
Guy: Cause ur making me Horn..y
August 18th, 2010 at 1:00 am
Great lines….i hope they work for me.
August 18th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Wanna have sex by a campfire? I have wood. ;)
August 23rd, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Do u belive in love at first sight? cuzz u just made me a beliver!
August 24th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
August 27th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
you can be the peanut butter to my jelly, lets make a sandwich :)
August 28th, 2010 at 8:53 am
you should just tell her that you love her. I’m a girl and thats when i like it best. You shouldnt use a pick up line coz dey could make her scared.
August 28th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
if you were a booger, id pick you first;)
August 30th, 2010 at 2:34 am
“Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
Awesome……..
August 30th, 2010 at 10:02 pm
look this is the way to get girls tell them you like them.
August 31st, 2010 at 5:37 pm
you know, you are water b/c water is life and you are my life… .. ..
September 1st, 2010 at 9:46 pm
People call me (your name), but you can call me tonight
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 am
did u have some frosted flakes this morning? cause your great haha
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Do you want me to come to your house bring some pizza and @#$%
Girl:WHAT???!!
you: you don’t like pizza?
September 4th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Nice legs, what time do they open…?
September 4th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Im an Astronaut, Im here to explore uranus..?
September 5th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
i must be a treasure hunter, cause im diggin your chest(;
September 5th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
are you 2 to the second power, cause your makin me irrational(:
September 5th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
roses are red, bannans are yellow, wanna make-out with a charming fellow?
September 5th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
boyfriends are like bras, close to your heart, and always there to support you
September 6th, 2010 at 7:41 am
lets conserve water and shower together…
September 7th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
if you were a cop i would be a bad boy so y ucan punish me!
September 10th, 2010 at 8:08 am
I had such a great night laughing,u think i was on drugs! So so so funny!!!!!!!!!
September 10th, 2010 at 8:11 am
Most of these pickup lines would wrk! if i was asked i would laugh in the end the line dropper would win :-)
September 11th, 2010 at 12:57 am
hey how much do u way becuze i wanna pick u up…
September 11th, 2010 at 4:34 am
Excuse me, did you just fart?
September 11th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
your like koolaid with too much sugar, just way too damn sweet ;]
September 11th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
guy: do you like to dance
girl: yes!
guy: how about you go there and dance while i talk to your friend over there.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
I’m not going to hit on you That wouldn’t be cool and I’m not that kind of guy. See those guys over there (point at friends) they said I wasn’t brave enough to ask a pretty girl like you for your number. So can you do me a favor and give me a fake number to take back over there? It would really help me out. (after getting number) is this your real number?
Works like a charm…
September 16th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
What has 143 teeth and is holding back the incredible hulk? my zipper~!
September 16th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
are u the pizza man? cause u can sure deliver
September 17th, 2010 at 5:17 am
I would say screw this bar but that would make you a slut; how about just me instead?
—–
Sticks and stones may break my bones but you can just jump them.
—–
I didn’t think this night could get any better, wanna make it?
—–
Can you show me where the best place to have sex right now is at?
—–
I would say something right now but I can’t because you’re the only thing on my mind.
September 23rd, 2010 at 12:31 am
You look nice
September 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 pm
roses are red, violets are blue, for all the tears you shed, im the one for you.
September 24th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
September 25th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I hope most of these are for joking around with your friends, because if anyone said any of these to me literally i would slap them. anyway they are super funny!
September 28th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
I wish I was a watch so i could have all your time.
Somebody call heaven because an angel has escaped.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Do you wanna Go Skinny dippin?.in my water bed?
October 1st, 2010 at 11:52 am
This isn’t really a pickup line but oh well its funny…
October 1st, 2010 at 11:53 am
Kids in the back seat maek accidents. Accidents in the back seat makes kids ;)
October 1st, 2010 at 11:53 am
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
October 1st, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Pretty
Pretty Who?
Your Looking At The Mirror
October 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 am
I’m an excellent gambler. Fifty bucks says you won’t go out with me!
October 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
are u frm wakiki cuz i gtta ask WA KI KI
October 5th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I wanna be your puppy dawg, you can take me home say u own me and we’ll snuggle
October 5th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Your so beautiful, i can just throw away my drugs!
October 7th, 2010 at 2:03 am
your the reason that men fall in love
October 8th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Wanna have sex and go get a pizza?
-slap-
WHAT? you dont like pizza!?
October 8th, 2010 at 11:37 am
GUY: hey baby, what’s your sign?
GIRL: ____
GUY: im a ____, i dont know how this whole zodiac thing works but we could still hook up ;)
October 9th, 2010 at 12:03 am
heyy baby. if you were a bouger ill pick you first. hahah
October 9th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
is there an airport around here? cause my heart just took off…
October 13th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
if you wer hmwrk id do u on the table and do extra credit
October 13th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Guy:Do you want to go out with me? Girl:No Guy:What did I just say? Girl: Will you go out with me? Guy: Yes
October 13th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
Boy: Hey, Did it hurt?
Girl: What??
Boy: When you fell from heaven
October 14th, 2010 at 6:58 am
ever wondered what it’s like to kiss a guy like me?
October 17th, 2010 at 10:44 am
was that u walking into your house last night?
October 17th, 2010 at 10:46 am
dam if you look this good with that alt fit on i can only imagine
October 18th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
you’re all lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously(:
October 19th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
if u were toothpaste i would squeeze you!
October 19th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
i hate that your nice dress is just gonna be on my floor tomorrow.
pinch me…i must be sleeping cuz the girl of my dreams is right in front of me.
let me discover me discovering you. (ode to the ladies’ man, john)
you’re so hot, you would make the sun jealous.
you’re way too drunk…let me drive you home.
you’re so smoking, i’m getting lung cancer (one really stupid one, but that’s it)
my two favorite things are listening and trying to change myself.
i believe love is two souls reuniting into one beautiful experience. if you agree, you must be my soulmate.
wanna rebel against something? use me.
you know most people don’t know love until it’s right in front of them?
October 20th, 2010 at 2:00 am
Do u have a metal detector with u?? Bec I got GUNS.. (then flex ur biceps) .. whaha
October 22nd, 2010 at 7:13 am
I love you <3
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:16 am
I lUV U JSt LIKE A SNOW IN SUMMER
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:10 pm
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:11 pm
You’re a Hater! -Good Liners!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 pm
I lost a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you
October 23rd, 2010 at 4:23 pm
is yur mum wearing nike,’no y’ because i would JUST DO IT
October 26th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
you might fall from the sky, you might fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…..is in love with me
October 28th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Youve Got More Flavours Than Walkers
October 29th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Are you a pirate? Because I want cho’ booty. Argh.
November 1st, 2010 at 12:20 pm
wanna play titanic? i yell iceburg and you go down!!! :D
November 5th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
i love video games, and ill let you play with my joystick anytime
November 7th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Can i have a picture of you? I wanna show Santa what i want for Christmass :D
November 10th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Did you eat a magnet too? Because i can’t seem to get away from you
November 10th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
hahaha these pickup lines rock
November 14th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
wow, you do realize only an idiot would fall for one of these right??
November 14th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
omg some peeps need more original lines all u guys do is repeat the same ones over and over! and the chloroform one r really weird and creepy!
November 14th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
#425 (JKG) which one really works?
November 14th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
ur hot. lets get out of here
November 17th, 2010 at 6:06 am
nice blog.
i like some lines very much.
November 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am
thats a nice shirt you have, can i talk you out of it?
November 18th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Did you fall from heaven cause your face is jacked up
November 18th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Would you like to decorate my room with your clothes?
November 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 am
I Will GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF YOU MAKE ME HOLLAR
November 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 am
I seem to have lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?
November 26th, 2010 at 7:49 am
Some of these r rlly sweet & cute but some of them make me want to slap whoevr wrote it!
November 26th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
are you a pokemon? cause i’d peekatchu!
December 3rd, 2010 at 12:35 am
* If Youu Were A booooger I’d Pick You First(x *
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 pm
if ur old enough enough to play in the snow, ur old enough to get plowed
December 4th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
did you just fart?
cos you blow me away!!!
December 4th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
“Can I have a picture of you?”
“Why”
Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
December 4th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for x-mas?????
December 4th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Did you just fart causeyou blow me away!
December 5th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
get in the truck
December 6th, 2010 at 6:17 am
These are awesome! we already have over 200000 people on Facebook and Twitter who has Joined our group!
December 9th, 2010 at 10:12 am
yeah alot of these are creepy but i laughed at alot of them:D
December 9th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Have I seen you before, or was that just in my dreams?
You blinded me with your beauty, I will need your number and name, for insurence stuff
I just realized this, you look exactly like my next girlfriend
Are you lost, because heaven is over there
Babe, you like a student, and I’m like a math book, you solve all my problems
Do you have a map? No, why? I just got lost in your eyes
December 11th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
You know what they say about guys with big hands right?
They have big gloves
Has anyone heard this one before? I like to think i made it up…
December 13th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
GiRL YuH THiCKA DeN CoLD GRiTS
December 20th, 2010 at 8:36 am
“if you were a status, i would LIKE you=)
December 20th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
You are a beautiful girl!!!, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why don’t’ you just tell me the ones that worked?, so we can get past all that:D hehe
December 21st, 2010 at 1:17 pm
did it hurt…. (girl says) what? when you fell from heaven
December 23rd, 2010 at 6:20 pm
hey nice shoes wanna have sex?
December 23rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
What sandwhich is you’re favorite? Mines Peanut butter and jelly.
December 24th, 2010 at 4:01 am
You knoww,,,,We’re born naked.(:
December 24th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
excuse me, i just happened to notice you noticing me and i just wanted to give you a notice that i noticed you too.(:
December 24th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
dang girl
December 26th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Thessee are soo stupid !
December 27th, 2010 at 12:04 am
This isn’t a pickup line.. But if you ever said these to me, you’ll pree’ much be gettin’ some tonight. LOL just kidding.
December 27th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Redneck Pick-up line: “If I were a dog and you were a bone, I’d bury you in my back yard.”
December 27th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
(put hand on girls shoulder) Are those shoulder blades? I thought they were angel wings
December 28th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Let’s cut the bullshit and get naked.
I’m ugly you’re ugly . . . it’s perfect.
Can I touch you just to say I touched an angel.
December 29th, 2010 at 2:08 am
Hey hun, I just shat my pants. Any chance I can get into yours?
December 29th, 2010 at 2:13 am
wow these arer great they would totaly work on me :D
December 29th, 2010 at 2:15 am
i llost the keys to my place to can i stay at yours !
December 29th, 2010 at 6:45 am
Did you fall from heaven, cos’ i’ve got an erection.
December 29th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
can i take a picture of u to show santa what i really want for christmas
December 30th, 2010 at 4:30 am
Hi, i’m peter pantsless. wanna take a ride in wonderland?;)
January 2nd, 2011 at 1:28 am
Girl you’re like a parking ticket, you got FINE written all over you :)
January 2nd, 2011 at 9:19 pm
r yu jamaican? cause ur jamaican me crazy :)
January 3rd, 2011 at 11:31 pm
hey, so i have 2 v.i.p backstage passes ..oh, for what?…my bedroom :)
January 5th, 2011 at 8:47 pm
is your name google cause your everything i’m searching for
January 8th, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Wanna play carpenters? You can hammer my nail….
January 9th, 2011 at 10:12 pm
can l take a picture of you? l want to show santa exacally what l want for christmas.
January 9th, 2011 at 10:14 pm
lm having a party, and looking for a stripper, you interested?
January 16th, 2011 at 3:26 pm
If I had a dime for every tie I saw someone as hot as you I would have 5 cents!
January 16th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Most of these pick up lies are crap!!!!!!! But not mine!
Ha,Ha,Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 19th, 2011 at 10:29 pm
hahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! MINE IS THE BEST….lol
January 20th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless :)
January 20th, 2011 at 10:09 pm
*when girl is walking away* Hey! Slow down sugar, i’m diabetic!
January 24th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
im a sucker for sweet talk, & i love these, (:
January 26th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Your eyes are like flowers, because they blossomed.
January 27th, 2011 at 11:58 am
are you a cat? cuz u fuzzy
January 27th, 2011 at 12:53 pm
do you like pokamon because i want a peek-at-u
January 27th, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Guy:Am I dead? Girl:no Guy: But I see an angel.
January 27th, 2011 at 5:20 pm
You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
January 29th, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Are u from tennessee,cause ur the only ten i see
January 30th, 2011 at 9:21 pm
are you a knight because id let you storm my castle anytime!
January 31st, 2011 at 5:46 pm
*leans in close* your blushing
January 31st, 2011 at 7:23 pm
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day…
best one by far?
January 31st, 2011 at 10:09 pm
omg i love the one that i wish i was a tear and live on ur face and die on ur lips
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:30 am
baby, unlike tacobell ill put sourcream on your taco for free
February 2nd, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Boy: Are you a parking ticket ’cause you got fine written all over you.
Girl: Are you a donkey because you have ass written all over YOU.
February 3rd, 2011 at 5:15 pm
Do you no how mutch a polar bear ways? enough to break the ice hi my names jim
February 3rd, 2011 at 5:17 pm
if i could rearange the alphabet i would put U and I together
February 4th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
February 5th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
boy, are u a light switch ? because ur turning me on !! ;)
February 6th, 2011 at 2:24 am
Guy: Something is wrong with my phone.
Girl: What?
Guy: It doesn’t have your number in it.
February 7th, 2011 at 9:32 pm
ill make dinner if you make breakfast
February 8th, 2011 at 5:23 pm
you me tonight the only thing we’ll have on is the radio
February 8th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
is there mirrors in your pants because i see myself in them
February 8th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
Guy: Wanna hear a poem? Girl: Sure (:
Guy: ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
SUGAR IS SWEET
AND SO ARE YOU!
February 11th, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Girl, u must’ve farted cuz u blow me away
February 12th, 2011 at 11:15 pm
I lost my teddy bear… can i sleep with you tonight?
February 13th, 2011 at 9:37 am
(go up to a girl and grabs her hand)..Stop touching my hand
February 14th, 2011 at 10:39 am
So are you a snickers? Cause you satisfy me.
February 14th, 2011 at 10:40 am
So are you a snickers, cause you’ve satified me.
February 14th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
I must be on 34th street, because I’m looking at a miracle
February 15th, 2011 at 8:34 pm
wanna screw?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:26 pm
i hope satan isnt too mad that ur goin to hell.(y?) because ur hotter
February 18th, 2011 at 12:53 am
i can spell boobies on my calculator, but i would rather see yours
February 18th, 2011 at 12:56 am
happy birthday! i forgot a present though so i guess you can unwrapp me
February 18th, 2011 at 12:58 am
funniest one so far
“i put the std in stud; now all i need is you”
i would smack someone if they were serious but i would laugh first
February 19th, 2011 at 12:30 pm
(Walk up to girl.) “Hey, I lost my TeddyBear, will YOU sleep with me?
February 19th, 2011 at 12:35 pm
(Walk up to girl.)
Guy: “Hey, are you smoking?”
Girl: “No!”
Guy: “Oh yes you are!”
February 20th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
I can spell BOOBIES on my calculator but I’d much rather see yours.
February 20th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Did you fall from Heaven?
‘Cause your face is messed up. xD
February 20th, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Is that a Mirror in your back-pocket?
‘Cause i can see myself in your pants. (;
February 21st, 2011 at 1:12 am
It is common knowledge that buttered toast lands butter side up and a cat lands on its feet, so if you stuck buttered toast to a cats back (buttered side up) would it land?
jsut an ice breaker^ now the pick up line.
If you held a rose and looked in a mirror you would see the most beautiful thing in the world and a rose
February 21st, 2011 at 10:09 am
somebody call 911 cause it has got to be illegal to look that good!
February 21st, 2011 at 7:34 pm
you’re as beautiful as Cinderella. I could be your fairy godmother. (response: what?) I can change anything with my magic stick
February 22nd, 2011 at 1:24 pm
did you just come out of the oven cuz your buns are niceeeee
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:10 pm
are u a buritto cuz you hot
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:11 pm
are you Usher bc you OMG
February 24th, 2011 at 12:33 am
Are you a denture?because i can’t smile without you
February 25th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
did you fall from heaven because your the only ten i see
February 25th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder or this one(;
Lets see if you get it.
February 26th, 2011 at 3:05 am
You can catch flys with honey, but u can catch more honeys when ur fly!
February 26th, 2011 at 5:00 pm
I’m like a light switch whenever you walk in the room you turn me on.
February 26th, 2011 at 7:20 pm
Are you from Spongebob? Because I would like to visit your Bikini Bottom.
February 27th, 2011 at 12:36 am
hey, wanna mount’n dew?
February 27th, 2011 at 5:11 am
so apart from being sexy what do you do for a living
February 27th, 2011 at 11:14 am
Hi I’m Doug. That’s god spelled backwords, with a little u in it
February 27th, 2011 at 11:19 am
If you could put a price tag on beauty, you would need to be driven by an amored truck.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:25 am
I would use a pickup line on you, but I’m too intimidated by your beauty.
February 27th, 2011 at 4:42 pm
You’re Hot. I’m hot. You wanna make fire?
February 27th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
I’m not going to hit on you That wouldn’t be cool and I’m not that kind of guy. See those guys over there (point at friends) they said I wasn’t brave enough to ask a pretty girl like you for your number. So can you do me a favor and give me a fake number to take back over there? It would really help me out. (after getting number) is this your real number?
I’m a girl and i didn’t make this up but this is my favorite. . .:)
March 1st, 2011 at 3:37 am
hey babe, last night i had a amazzinn dream//me and yu were together…wanna make my dreams come true?!
March 1st, 2011 at 9:40 am
why aren’t you in my pants?
March 1st, 2011 at 7:59 pm
if u were a fart! id smell you all day;)
March 2nd, 2011 at 1:45 pm
can i tickle the inside of your belly button?
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Q; Why do scoober divers get out of boats backwards.
A; Because if they go forword they would land in the boat
March 6th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR, WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?
March 6th, 2011 at 3:58 pm
I LOST MY NUMBER CAN I GET YOURS?
March 7th, 2011 at 6:41 am
Hi I must have died but I can’t tell if I’m in heaven or hell cus you’re perfect as heaven and hot as hell!
March 7th, 2011 at 11:50 pm
Do You Work At At&t Cause Your Raising My Bar
March 8th, 2011 at 4:58 pm
You makin chicken noodle soup? Because you look M-m-m-m good.
March 8th, 2011 at 8:01 pm
I put the STD in stud, all I need is you.
March 9th, 2011 at 2:36 am
Your parents must have been groundhogs cause when I saw your shadow it was spring in my pants
March 10th, 2011 at 8:38 am
If you were a bed ill make you squeak
March 10th, 2011 at 10:34 am
send her flowers, and on the note write ” Hold these up next to you in the mirror and look at the two most beautiful things in the world”
March 11th, 2011 at 8:14 am
your eyes are as blue as my toilet water
March 12th, 2011 at 6:43 pm
excuse me, i was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there and im going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. ;)
March 15th, 2011 at 4:04 am
hi.
March 15th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Are youu a gloobe.?
Cause youu make my woorld go ‘rouunnd(:
March 16th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
if water was beauty you would be the ocean
March 18th, 2011 at 11:17 pm
pick up someone’s drink, keys, whatever…… then say, “if u ever want to see this drink, keys…..alive again. u better follow me now!!!!
March 20th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
the best pickup line ever:
You’re beautiful
March 21st, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Did u fall from heaven?………cause ur face is all messed up.
March 21st, 2011 at 3:41 pm
if beauty where a crime, you would be the hot Al Capone
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:26 am
are you a parking ticket? because you have Fine written all over you
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:31 am
are you from tennessee? because your the only
ten-i-see
March 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Come with me,
to my room,
with the lights out,
under the cover,
TO SEE MY MAGIC GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH!
March 23rd, 2011 at 2:46 pm
That dress would look great next to my bed.
March 23rd, 2011 at 2:47 pm
excuse me, i was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there and im going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. ;)if water was beauty you would be the ocean
March 23rd, 2011 at 6:31 pm
let’s get it on, i don’t have herpies.
March 23rd, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Excuse me miss? I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight? :D
March 24th, 2011 at 1:35 am
Will you hold this while I go for a walk? (offering an empty hand)
March 25th, 2011 at 7:25 pm
Your so beatiful I forgot my pick-up line
March 25th, 2011 at 10:03 pm
Lets pretend that your the student and i’m the math book….you solve all my problems!
March 26th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
you people are sad…
March 26th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
if u wear a booger i pick u first
March 27th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
like they always say out of sight out of mind but ur out of sight but still in my mind
March 28th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Your like my blood constantly going threw my mind, keepind me going, allways in my heart, and I can’t live without you.
April 2nd, 2011 at 9:02 am
Hey will you help me find my puppy? I think he ran into thatcheap hotel room!
April 2nd, 2011 at 2:40 pm
excuse me miss could you please help me
WOMAN:what do you need help with
I’m suffering form a recently broken heart
WOMAN: ooo you poor thing what happened
you walked by me and i realized your out of my league
true story line it worked we were together 11 months then she really did rip my heart out good luck with it
April 2nd, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Rawwwwwr (means i love u in dinosaur lingo)
April 4th, 2011 at 8:25 am
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to brake the ice, hi my name’s…
April 4th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
I LOST MY PHONE NUMBER CAN I HAVE YOURS.
April 5th, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Do you work at little caesars? because you’re hot and i’m ready!
April 6th, 2011 at 10:22 am
can i have your picture cos i want to show santa what i want for christmas
April 6th, 2011 at 10:24 am
can i have your picture cos i want to show my uncle what i got for christmas
April 7th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Girl, you better stop, drop, and role because your on fire!!
April 7th, 2011 at 8:55 pm
That’s a LOT of comments…
April 9th, 2011 at 7:28 pm
did u eat lucky charms for brekfast cuz ur magically delicious
April 9th, 2011 at 7:31 pm
u from the supermarket cuz ur surefine
April 11th, 2011 at 8:37 am
That is a nice dress.. It would look even better on the floor.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:25 am
girl you so fly you make the birds look weak.
April 21st, 2011 at 12:40 am
this would be an interesting site
if everything WASN’T REPEATED 300 TIMES!!!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2011 at 10:35 am
are u from spongbob would u like to meet mr crabs
May 2nd, 2011 at 6:14 pm
get in the van.
May 2nd, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Please bear my child.
May 4th, 2011 at 7:41 pm
what day did you fall from heaven cause that’s the date i want to have with you.
May 6th, 2011 at 9:44 am
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?…cause girl your face is f**d up
(: lol
May 7th, 2011 at 7:33 pm
hello
May 7th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
hi
May 7th, 2011 at 10:27 pm
your clothes would look even better in a pile next to my bed
May 8th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
Taste my breath for me and tell me if i brushed good enough.
May 9th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
how bout u and me get some exercise tonite? ur place or mine?
June 7th, 2011 at 11:13 am
those eyes are beautiful!
wanna see if they match my bed sheets???
June 16th, 2011 at 11:50 am
Hey, see those two guys over there? They bet me each 15 dollars that the hottest girl in this room wouldn’t go out with me. Want to go to dinner with their money?
I bet 20$ you won’t go out with me.
July 9th, 2011 at 1:11 am
is there a ninja in your pance cuz your ass is kikin
July 22nd, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Are you employed by Steven Jobs? Because you are the Apple of my i ;D
July 28th, 2011 at 6:56 pm
We should make like hockey players and go Puck!