Daily Quick Break: March 7, 2008: Funny Bulletin and Church Service Announcement

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More real mistakes and mistatements from Church Sunday service bulletins and announcements.Some of these are mildly amusing, some are really funny, and some approach hilarious.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our
choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.

To read the rest, go to: Funny Bulletin and Church Service Announcement

1 thought on “Daily Quick Break: March 7, 2008: Funny Bulletin and Church Service Announcement”

  1. Добрый день

    Лозунг: “Решения съезда – ни в жисть!”
    Разработан женский Windows 98. К кнопкам «да» и «нет» добавлена третья: «может быть».
    Размышления иностранца: Ð’ России заборы делают из досок, а мебель – из опилок…
    Болезнь – это состояние организма, когда не хочется есть даже то, что запретил доктор
    Поставили мы с Максом Windows 95 и тоpмознули… PII300

    Всем удачи!

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