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Romance: The End


These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

I can usually know when he is lying
Because he starts to breed a little faster.

I think she wants to spit up with me.

We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!

We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.


My relationship with my
ax girlfriend was so painful.

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One Response to “Romance: The End””

  1. Sparky Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 7:41 am

    That second last one was hilarious, but when combined with the one after it, pure comedy!

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