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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
Last night, when I ate dinner I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard
until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!
A cold is caused by micro-orgasms in your nose.
My shoes smell bad. I think they have athletes food in them.
Prostrate cancer attacks more men than do women.
It is important to prevent my children from not smoking.
I had a little ass dent this morning
but I’m okay now.
In Asia, it is common to heal people
by sticking noodles into them.
My leg has been breaking for three weeks.
It is dangerous to smoke while
you are becoming pregnant.
I have a very kinky neck.
I probably should have gone to the doctor one ear ago.
I want my face to have
the buttocks treatment.
The what?
The buttocks treatment. It makes your
wrinkles go away. It’s very famous
in Hollywood.
Oh. It’s pronounced “bo tox”.
That’s it. The buttocks treatment.
Maybe you need it too a little.
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4 Responses to “Health””
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Section: Funny English Student Mistakes
January 9th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
your site is very good but you could do with more funny pics!!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
You know, It probably is good not to smoke while becoming pregnant. :D
November 13th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
lol.
my neck is very kinky. :]
April 10th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
citations for the film, Doofus Rising
1. Wax. Biol. Serv.