More Funny Song Titles

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Silly, weird and strange country songs

I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain’t Used Up)

I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off

You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones,
and Mine From Brown to Blue

The Last Word In Lonesome Is “Me”

Do You Love As Good As You Look

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

Who’s Makin’ Time with the Time Keeper’s Daughter, when the Time Keeper’s Keepin’ Time?

My Shoes Keep Walkin’ Back to You

You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door,
Without a Shirt On

How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?

I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft

Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You’re Going Against the Grain

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone

If You Don’t Leave Me Alone I’ll Go
And Find Someone Else Who Will

I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love
And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer,
and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

Thanks To the Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You

They May Put Me In Prison
But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field
While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

Take Me To The Corn Field Honey
And I’ll Kiss You Between The Ears

Take Me To The Quarry And I’ll Get A Little Bolder

The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin’ Back For Lunch

We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It’s All Over

You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play

You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It ‘Til You Do It Right

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life.

 

 

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17 thoughts on “More Funny Song Titles”

  1. You forgot the most famous Country Song:
    “My woman done made me quit drink’n but she makes me liquor all the time”

  5. this is the stupidest thing ever.
    take it off.
    this website is 100% useless.
    post stuff on the internet that is actually worth reading.
    I don’t understand who would post this crap.
    You have to either be an idiot or be completely dumb to post stuff like this.
    Yep,
    Follow my advice.
    It may help you in the distant future.

  6. Yellow You Need to seriously GROW YOURSELF a sense of humour you must be the grumpiest, loneliest person in your state. I Pity you

  8. uh…i only thought one was funny but other than that not so much. You tried though so i guess that counts =]

  9. I laughed the whole way through! So yellow, grow some color and laugh like everyone else! Laughter is good for the soul!

  10. I’m hoping this site will win me a prize for the daftest/funniest song titles.
    Here’s two I heard about last night:-
    Don’t build a wall round a graveyard when no-one wants to go in.
    I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I’ve woken up with a few.

  13. I just came around song called “Toppling drunk into the river while trying to embrace the moon”

    Yeah, and of course, the unforgettable hit of “I ate your horse”

  17. Song by the Notorious Cherry Bombs

    It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night, That chew your ass out all day long.

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