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Daily Quick Break: January 2, 2008: Translation Dictionary for decoding personal ads and dating profiles

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Ever have trouble decoding personal dating ads or online dating profiles? Well, this handy guide will help clarify any confusion, helping you intelligently and informatively wade through all the personal ads and dating profiles so you can choose the right person for you. Take a look.

40-ish…………………………….49.

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Translation Dictionary for decoding personal ads and dating profiles

Ever have trouble decoding personal dating ads or online dating profiles? Well, this handy guide will help clarify any confusion, helping you intelligently and informatively wade through all the personal ads and dating profiles so you can choose the right person for you. Take a look.

 

40-ish…………………………….49.

 

Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.

 

Athletic…………………………..small breasts.

 

Average looking…………………Moooo.

 

Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.

 

Emotionally Secure………………On medication.

 

Feminist………………………….Over weight.

 

Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.

 

Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.

 

New-Age………………………….Body hair in the wrong places.

 

Old-fashioned……………………No oral.

 

Open-minded…………………….Desperate.

 

Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.

 

Professional……………………….

 

Voluptuous………………………over weight.

 

Large frame………………………over weight.

 

Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.

 

Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy.

 

High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things.

 

Free-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy and irresponsible.

 

Ample . . . . . . . . . . . . . Large.

 

Huggable . . . . . . . . . . . . Large.

 

Dynamic . . . . . . . . . . . . Pushy.

 

Assertive . . . . . . . . . . . Pushy with a mean streak.

 

Excited About Life’s Journey . . No concept of reality.

 

Moody . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive.

 

Unpredictable . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and off medication.

 

Soulful . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and quiet.

 

Poetic . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and boring.

 

Looking for Mr/Ms Right. . . . . Looking for Mr/Ms Rich.

 

Very Human . . . . . . . . . . . Quasimodo.

 

Uninhibited . . . . . . . . . . Lacking basic social skills.

 

Irreverent . . . . . . . . . . . Mean and lacking basic social skills.

 

Aging Child . . . . . . . . . . Self-centered adult.

 

Freedom-loving . . . . . . . . . Undependable.

 

Young at Heart . . . . . . . . . Over 50.

 

Youthful . . . . . . . . . . . . Over 50 and in major denial.

 

Chatty . . . . . . . . . . . . . Never shuts up.

 

Humorous . . . . . . . . . . . . Watches too much TV and never shuts up.

 

Financially secure. . . . Has a job.

 

Affectionate . . . . . . . . . . Horny.

 

Romantic . . . . . . . . . . . . Horny.

 

Passionate . . . . . . . . . . . REALLY horny.

 

 

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Funny Online Dating Personals, Profiles and Jokes

The Best Online Dating Service Personals, Profiles and Romance Classified Ad Jokes
Funny Jokes about Online Dating services and Dating.


Here are a few to get started. There will be more soon…


The following ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call (***) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

Funny Online Dating Profiles and singles profile tag lines

Some online dating services have short one-line tags which go with your picture and in some way describe you. Joe Tracy, publisher of Online Dating Magazine, collected some of the funniest ones. Here are some of the best:

-Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until they speak?

-I’m like poop. The older I get the easier I am to pick up!

-Coffee, Chocolate, and Men – some things are just better rich.

-I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

-Willing to lie about how we met!

-Where’s “Clever Opening Lines for Dummies” When You Need It?

-How many more frogs do I have to kiss to find my prince?

-Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

-Ready for the three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

-Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.

-Tired of shopping the Damaged Goods department.

-I’m the best singer in my car!

-Looking for a man with a large bulge– in his back right pocket.

-Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree!

-I’ll jump on Oprah’s couch for you!

 

 

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