medical humor

Redneck Dictionary: Medical Terms

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Funny redneck dictionary of medical terms: For those of you who have been staying up late, losing sleep, wanting to know redneck medical terms, here’s the redneck medical dictionary. Benign – What you be after you be eight. Artery – The study of learning how to paint real good. Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria. … Read more

Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers

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Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors Discharge status: alive but without permission. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. The patient refused an autopsy. The patient has no past history of suicides. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Between you and me, we ought … Read more