Doctor Jokes

    Here are some classic funny doctor jokes.     A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much … Read more

Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers

Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors Discharge status: alive but without permission. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. The patient refused an autopsy. The patient has no past history of suicides. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Between you and me, we ought … Read more