Everyone loves a little long pig, right? Nothing like a bit of the old human flesh to set off a meal. I mean, cannibalism is no laughing matter, after all, people die! However Jonathon Swift does have a point, a little bit of cannibalism would save our world’s overpopulation problem. I’d modernize it though, why … Read more
Engineers were the best people to party with back in college. No, no, don’t laugh, it is true! After being cooped up for days and weeks on end, when they finally got a night off my engineer friends always went wild. You see, they had to pack days and weeks’ worth of merriment into one … Read more
Current politics has you confused beyond all belief? Can’t tell socialism from feudalism, democracy from bureaucracy? Sick and tired of all the pundits and pacifists arguing on TV about who is what? Do not worry, we have you covered. Here’s our handy guide to the whole political spectrum, laid out in cows! Follow this manual … Read more