These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
Compiled from lyrics of love songs translated into English by ESL students.
From morningâ€™s glaring sun to the smelly afternoon,
You are always inside my lonely brain.
I hope we meet in an accident very soon.
My heart will not stop hemorrhaging for you.
The night you squeezed me I visited heaven.
Your love flies me swiftly into a mountain.
I wish I can pay you for all the love you gave me.
You make my heart sour.
Please promise me you will never kiss another lip.
I know that hiding inside your chest is a girl who loves my characteristics.
One day, you will startle yourself and say â€œoh no! Why did I walk the opposite direction of him?
Like the fishes need the ocean beach, I need you.
When you kiss me, you make my blood evaporate.
Your lovely, unwrinkly skin requests my attention.
Let me wip away your tears.
I want to die with you but letâ€™s wait until later to do so.
With a frank heart I say I adore our interactions.
Yes lover. Yes. With a frank heart I say I adore our interactions.
You and me– We are one candle firing in the dark.
I promise you I will preserve my body until you arrive.
My arms are having anxiety about holding you again.
You better not make me wait too long, woman.
Every day I forgive God for you.
You will always be my lemon moon ray lover.