Daily Quick Break: January 5, 2008: Best lines 6: More of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes
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Here are some more of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes
If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.
If you’re happy, you’re successful.
If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right.
Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
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15 thoughts on “Daily Quick Break: January 5, 2008: Best lines 6: More of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes”
wow this is a big kernel…corn in my poop or poop in my corn?
I’ll trade ya..
Alright, 2 more pieces of corn and I will have the record for most corn shoved in a rodents mouth.
would you maary me.
MY CORN. DONT TOUCH ME OR MY CORN. CORN, treat.
anyone wanna trade a two corns for a corn???
hehehe…or $1 for a corn…hehehe
hmm.. i bet if i puff out my cheeks enough, i can get all these veggies to fit!
yummy…yum..yum…healthy food for healthy mice’s…
Oh god… this corn gives me such terrible gas!
WAaahhaahhaahaa…Well, Mr Simpson, if you want to see the rest of your wife again, you will meet my demands.
“A minute silence for Dave. Who had no idea that the big wooden block had a giant swinging silver claw of doom…still, no point in this perfectly good corn going to waiste…”
diet or popcorn?
Corn? What corn?