Emo Jokes
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These jokes aren’t too harsh, but they poke a little fun at those emo kids.
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
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What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything.
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Why did the emo kid cross the road?
To get a box of tissues.
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So, an emo kid walks into a bar…
Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it.
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How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.
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Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight?
They prefer to take the red-eye.
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What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
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What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.â€
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What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.
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If a blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who drowns first?
The blonde- from the emo’s tears on the way down.
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“Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!”
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