Tag: emo humor

 

 

These jokes aren’t too harsh, but they poke a little fun at those emo kids.

 

 

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

 

 

What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything.

 

 

Why did the emo kid cross the road?
To get a box of tissues.

 

 

So, an emo kid walks into a bar…
Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it.

 

 

How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.

 

 

Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight?
They prefer to take the red-eye.

 

 

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.

 

 

What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”

 

 

What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

 

 

If a blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who drowns first?
The blonde- from the emo’s tears on the way down.

 

 

“Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!”

 

 

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