#1 when your a professional pirate…. #2 you dont have to wear a suit. (1) It just feels so weird. (2) You mean that Mr. Aeral’s dead? (1) Yeah, that and my pants are filled with starfish. (2) You and your hobbies. (1) Your finger hired the crew? (2) No, that’s silly. The man who … Read more
A bear in his own habitat, A studebaker #1-I’ve got to catch a plane. #2-With that tongue? No way. #1-I’ve to catch a plane. #2-With that tongue? No way. 1) I’ve lost my direction! 2) Have you tried Hare Krishna? 1)And what in the name of Fats Waller is that? 2)It’s a 4-foot prune! 3)A … Read more
#1- Er..ah..I suppose that on the blessed day of Christmas one must drink to the health of a Mr. Scrooge, even though he is odious, stingy, wicked, unfeeling and badly dressed! #2 & #3- (GASP) #1- I fell down the chimney onto a flaming hot goose! #2- You have all the fun. #1- Tell me … Read more