#1- Er..ah..I suppose that on the blessed day of Christmas one must drink to the health of a Mr. Scrooge, even though he is odious, stingy, wicked, unfeeling and badly dressed! #2 & #3- (GASP)
#1- I fell down the chimney onto a flaming hot goose! #2- You have all the fun.
#1- Tell me Ebenezer Scroog do you know this place? #2- Know it? My first job was here. This is Fozziwig’s old rubber chicken factory.
#1- Tell me Ebenezer Scrooge do you know this place? #2- Know it? My first job was here. This is Fozziwig’s old rubber chicken factory.
#1: And therefore I am about to raise your salary. #2: and I am about to raise you right right off the pavement onto the…pardon?
#1: Oh wait- I forgot my jellybeans. What? #2: You can fit through those bars? #1: Yeah. #2: You are such an idiot.
#1: Why do you doubt your senses? #2: Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There’s more gravy than of grave about you. #3: More gravy than of grave? #1: What a terrible pun. Where’d you get those jokes? #3: Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer.
#1:Here is my Christmas speech. ‘Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.’
#2: That was the speech? #3: It was dumb. #2: It was obvious. #3: It was pointless. #2: It was… short. 2&3: I loved it.
#1:You’re a little absent-minded, spirit. #2: No, I am a LARGE absent-minded spirit.
*singing*
There was a time when I was sure
That you and I were truly one
That our future was forever
And would never come undone
And we came so close to being close
And though you cared for me
There’s distance in your eyes tonight
So we’re not meant to be
The love is gone
The love is gone
The sweetest dream
That you have ever known
The love is gone
The love is gone
I wish you well
But I must leave you now alone
There comes a moment in your life
Like a window and you see
Your future there before you
And how perfect life can be
But adventure calls with unknown voices
Pulling you away
Be careful or you may regret
The choice you make someday
It was almost love
It was almost always
It was like a fairytale we’d live out
You and I
And yes some dream come true
And yes some dreams fall through
And yes the time has come for us to say goodbye
Yes some dreams come true
Yes some dreams fall through
And yes the time has come for us to say goodbye
*singing* Ole Scrooge he loves his money ’cause he thinks it gives him power. If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour.
*singing* There was a time when i was sure that u and i were truely one. That our future was forever and would never come undone. But we came so close to being close and though u cared for me theres distance in ur eyes tonight so we’re not meant to be. The love is gone, the love is gone. The sweet estreem that we had ever known. The love is gone, the love is gone. I wish you well, but i must leave u now alone.
…The incident at the door had made Scrooge weary. Before he tucked himself in for the night he searched his rooms.
1) The bookkeeping staff was wondering if they could have some extra coal for the fire…2) How would the bookkeeping staff like to be UNEMPLOYED! 3) HEATWAVE! This is the island in the sun!
1- Let us see another year in this place 2- They were all very much the same, nothing ever changed. 1- You changed
1. Charles Dickens was a 19th-century novelist. A genius. 2. Oh, you are too kind.
1. Hey, should we be worried about the kids in the audience? 2. Nah, this is culture.
1. You could fit through there the whole time? 2. Of Course 1. You are such an idiot! 2. What??
1 Are You the spirit whos comming was fortold to me? 2 I am 1 But, you’re just a child. 2 I can remember nearly 1900 years.
Rizzo: He’s got ‘im there, the old boy’s speechless.
Scrooge: If I had my way, every fool who went round with a ‘Merry Christmas’ on their lips would be cooked with his own turkey and a sprig of holly through his heart.
Rizzo: Well, not quite speechless.
Rizzo: Oh, God, Gonzo! I mean Mr. Dickens, schooally, are you hurt?
Gonzo: To say that Scrooge wasn’t startled would be untrue. However, the moment had passed and the world was as it should be.
Rizzo: Ain’t hurt – didn’t even break his concentration.
Gonzo: What?
Rizzo: Nothin’.
Rizzo: Well Hoity-toity Mr. God-like smarty pants.
A guy could break his tail falling out of this tree.
A: Ishee-kirdee-durdy-dirsheen! B,C: Fa la la la la la la la la
DADDY!!!!!!
God save my little broken body! AHH!
God save my little broken body.
Gonzo- Why, hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol. I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo- And I am here for the food.
Gonzo- My name is Charles Dickens.
Rizzo- And my name is Rizzo the rat…hey, wait a second, you’re not Charles Dickens.
Gonzo- I am too.
Rizzo- You mean a blue furry creature who hangs out with a rat?
Gonzo- Absolutely
Rizzo- Charles Dickens was a 19th century novelist. A genius.
Gonzo- Oh, you are too kind.
Rizzo- Why should I believe you?
Gonzo- ‘Cause I know a story like the back of my hand.
Rizzo- Prove it.
Gonzo- Alright… I got a mole on my thumb, and a scar on my wrist when I fell off my bycicle.
Rizzo- No, not your hand, the story.
Gonzo- Oh, sorry.
He must be so lonely, he must be so sad. He goes to extremes to convince us he’s bad. He’s really a victim of fear and of pride. Look close, and there must be a sweet man inside…Nah!
He told me he hoped peole saw him there today, to remind them who made lame beggers walk and blind men see.
I knew that you weren’t suited for literature!
I know the Christmas Carol like the back of my hand!
I love these annual Christmas parties. I love them so much, I think we’ll do it twice a year!
I’m from New Jersey!
If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon. And I bet he would choke on it!
If I had my way, every idiot that went around with Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and burried with a stake of Holy on his heart.
If you like this, you should read the book.
If you need to know the measure of a man, you simply count his friends.
It is the season of the spirit, the message if you hear it, is make it last all year
Jelly Bean? *Kiss*
Life is full of meetings and partings, that is the way of it. I’m sure we will never forget Tiny Tim and this first parting that has come between us.
Light the lamp not the rat!! Light the lamp not the rat
Mother always taught me never to eat singing food.
Our assets are frozen!
Rats don’t understand these things.
Rizzo: Rats don’t understand this kinda thing. Dickens: Were you never a lonely child? Rizzo: I had 2.860 brothers
Scrooge: Who Is This?
Bob: That’s Mr. Applegate, Sir.
Story tellers are omniscient. I know everything.
Thank you for making me a part of this!
The lamp lighters are at work, it’s Christmas eve for certain.
The Marleys were dead to begin with.
There are only two things in life I’m afraid of, hights and jumping from them.
There’s only two things in this life I hate – heights and jumping from them.
we’re marley and marley! ahahhahhaha, we’re marly and marley
Whoa, that’s scary stuff. Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?
Why do you delight in torturing me?
You always criticized me.
you may be an undigested piece of beef, a bloot uof mustared, a crumb of cheese!
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