Movie Quotes from Muppet Movie, The: Quotes from the movie Muppet Movie, The

A bear in his own habitat, A studebaker

#1-I’ve got to catch a plane. #2-With that tongue? No way.

#1-I’ve to catch a plane. #2-With that tongue? No way.

1) I’ve lost my direction! 2) Have you tried Hare Krishna?

1)And what in the name of Fats Waller is that? 2)It’s a 4-foot prune! 3)A 4-foot prune.

1)turn left at the fork in the road 2) i don’t believe that

1. Bear left. 2. Right frog.

1: I don’t know how to thank you guys

2: I don’t know WHY to thank you guys

1: I’m going to Bombay, India, to become a movie star!

2: You don’t go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we’re going: Hollywood!

1: Sure, if you want to do it the easy way!

1: OK, we’ve been going along this black line, then we crossed this red line.
2: Why don’t we take that blue line?
1: We can’t take that, that’s a river.

1: Where did you learn to drive?

2: Oh, I took a correspondence course.

1:No! That’s a myth. A myth! Myth!
1:Running gag.

1:Show ’em what you can do, Animal!
2:Eat drums! Eat drums!
1:No, No, Animal, BEAT drums, BEAT drums!

Agent; I have to catch a plane
Kermit; With that tongue? No way!

Ah, a bear and a frog in his natural habitat….a studebaker.

Darn, I missed. You know, that’s the first thing to go on a frog? The tongue. The tongue goes and you can’t catch flies.

girl to kermit:Buy me a dwink sailor?

kermit: but i’m not a sailor i’m a frog…

sailor: hey are you hitting on my girl?

girl: yeth he touched me!

sailor: Go wash, you’ll get warts!

Kermit:NO! thats a myth

sailor: yeah but thats my myth

Kermit: NO! MYTH MYTH!!!

girl2: yeth?

Good grief, it’s a running gag.

Here you go…a honeycomb for the bear and a dragonfly ripple for the frog.

I didn’t promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double-features.

Then why did you leave the swamp in the first place?

‘Cause some agent fella said I had talent. Hm. He probably says that to everybody.

On the other hand, if you hadn’t left the swamp, you’d be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.

Yeah, but then it would just be me feelin’ miserable. Now I got a lady pig, and a bear and a chicken, a dog, a thing — whatever Gonzo is. He’s a little like a turkey.

Yeah, a little like a turkey. But not much.

No, I guess not. Anyhow, I brought ’em all out here into the middle of nowhere. It’s all my fault.

Still…whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember they wanted to come.

But that’s because they believed in me.

No, they believed in the dream.

Well, so do I, but–

You do?

Yeah! Of course I do.

Well then?

Well, then…I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me.

I was almost gone with the shwin, kermit the frog

I’m moving right along/ footloose and fancy free/ I’m ready for the big time is it ready for me?

If this movie isn’t good I won’t be able to live with myself! 2: You’ll have to get a separate apartment then wont you?

It’s not often you see a guy that green have the blues so bad.

Kermit: Bear Left.
Fozzie: Right frog!

Maybe some day when you’re rich and famous, we’ll show up and exploit your wealth.

Rainbow Connection.

she’s gone,she gave me a pen

Sparkling Muscatel. One of the finest wines of Idaho.

That’s pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn’t hop I’d be gone with the Schwinn.

They don’t look like Presbyterians to me.

This is indeed a problem for us to probosculate on.

This looks familiar, vaguely familiar / Almost unreal, yet, it’s too soon to feel yet / Close to my soul, and yet so far away / I’m going to go back there someday.

We am is are and be they whom as are known as the Electric Mayhem!

Why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what’s on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide.

Would you consider a bear in a frog suit?

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