–You were in the Olympics. You know what it means to be a team player. –Sharpshooting isn’t a team sport. -A study at Harvard determined a person’s longevity by the first thing they read in the paper. -I’m an obituary man. -Start with the comics, you’ll live longer. -Jesus, Alvin. You really had her killed, … Read more
–Did anything go wrong at lunch? –My frog turned on me. –Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself. 1. Something from the grill, Jill? 2. No, meat makes me ill, Gill. A FROG?!! In love with a PIG?! BROOKE SHIELDS: Is something wrong? RAT: Do you believe in inter-species dating? BROOKE: Well, I’ve gone out … Read more
#1) If I say you’re hungry, you eat. If I say you’re sleepy- #2)I eat? (1)And don’t tell me that you don’t know. (2)I know not? 1) I had that dream again. 2) Oh yeah? You mean the one with the goat, the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter. 1)I swear I had 4 … Read more