1. Don’t you feel anything? 2. Fear. Fear and discipline. 1/_How do you know they’ll be back? 2/_Because they’re soldiers, sir… like me 1/_Why are they doing this? 2/_They’re obeying orders, sir, it’s their duty 1/_One soldier against seventeen. What are you going to do? 2/_I’m going to kill them all, sir 1/_Sgt. Todd?… what’s … Read more
1) You know, you have beautiful eyes. 2) Oh, you should see my tits. 1) David! David, David, David, David! Can you please tell our new costume designer… 2) Tawny Miller 1)Hi how d’ya do, that I don’t quite feel right in a turban? What I feel like is Gloria fuckin Swanson! Am I 70 … Read more
#1 ‘Colonel Sanders’! OOH how I hate that bastard, with his wee, beady eyes, ‘Oh you’re gonna eat my chicken’ #2 Dad, How can you hate the Colonel. #1 Because he puts a secret ingredient in his chicken that makes yoou crave it fortnightly, smartass! (Reciting own poetry with back-up from dodgy jazz band.) Woman, … Read more