–Somebody up there likes me! –Somebody down here, too! Be a champ, like I never was! Eating and drinking are inadequate substitutes for achievement. Everybody who is young is promising. The world should sue the young for breach of promise. I look at you and I see the Devil. One thing you and this lousy … Read more
(1)I come from this musical family. My mother was a piano teacher and my father was a conductor. (2)Where did he conduct? (1)On the Baltimore & Ohio. –Bienstock, I ought to fire you! –Me? I’m the manager of the band, not the night watchman. –I feel like everyone is staring at me. –With those legs, … Read more
‘Mother, the girl IS sex. –FOR GOD’S SAKES I’M EATING!’ (1) That was smooth. I gave you the perfect chance for you to back out and you went limp. (2) Look, maybe you can do something like that, but I can’t. Not in cold blood. (1) Well, I guess you got yourself a boyfriend. (Boy) … Read more